GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD YOU GOD DAMN FUCKING NORMIEEESSSS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEE RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>normies
>ree
It's time for you to go back to r/4chan.
>>35226309
Join the CAW resurrection >>35226222
Funny that OP is probably quite new to this board, and REE is the oldest /r9k/ meme he knows.
http://pastebin.com/WVsVJ41Q
Can someone read this for me and help me edit it? Basically I really like one of the characters from this game Contagion, she is my waifu and I am in love with her, and I found some friends to play with it and I promised them I would rewrite my fanfiction for the game so they could read it. I started out trying to write this trailer here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at1yHOVitHg
Can you guys help me edit this piece? I just finished writing it, have barely done any editing at all. I want to write a serial series and try to incorporate all the maps from the game but the trailer barely makes any sense.
I know this is real fuckin autistic and weird but please help me. I'd post this on /lit/ but that board is slow as fuck.
forgot to mention, if you post some of your writing in a pastebin link, I will try to read it and critique it before the thread dies.
>>35226278
>>35226292
My oh my
Why do i think
You must die
Oh wait you are
OP
the faggot
>>35226328
why am i a faggot?
orringgal
Here 20 yo KHV robot, thinking about doing it.
What about you ?
This can't work, if it worked someone would already uploaded videos fucking hot succubus.
>>35226154
>>>/x/
Original origami originating from oriental.
>tfw too smart to have a big penis
>tfw smart and hung
>>35226181
>tfw ywn get fucked by a bbc
Has anyone else's school life gone like this?
>Just not athletic or cool enough to go out and talk to normal people
>Too proud to be a glue sniffing weeb or loser
>Have interests in everything from anime to sports and lifting
>Stuck hating yourself but also hating people you deem to be complete losers
>End up reading alone while everyone has people to talk to and girls to date.
>>35225928
i think you're aware that your situation is completely your own fault
either stop being so proud or accept your fate
>>35226071
at this point Im accepting it and hoping that an autistic chick wants an upgrade. fuck that sucks
>met this girl online for one year
>we do basic introductions
>pretty much buddies and have fun
>tells me she's poor and shit, all sorts of family problems
>comfort her and always listen to her problems
>one day she comes to talk about me
>says it's something serious
>she tells me"""she"""'s trans and """used""" to be a man
>delete him right there and then
Why do people love to lie on the internet?
Obviously they fooled you
Faggit
Hopefully he killed himself that night.
That was the right reaction OP. He was in the wrong for lying to you.
>go to work
>fuck up again
>by the time I clock out, I'm having a full-blown anxiety attack
>spend entire ride home screaming "kill yourself" at the top of my lungs
>tomorrow's my one day off for the week
>spend til early in the AM wrapping myself in a cozy blanket, drinking chamomile tea, playing relaxing vidya, and lying in my bed
>think about how much I appreciate my little bedroom and how it is my rock and no matter what happens, I can always retreat to it and be away from people and not be a fuck-up
>wake up the next morning
>note taped on door
>landlady giving me one month to pack my shit and gtfo so her new boyfriend can move in
>tfw I've been living there for 2.5 years, even before she bought the place from my old landlady
I-it's not fair...
>>35225876
>spend entire ride home screaming "kill yourself" at the top of my lungs
Jesus Christ, I used to feel like this as I'm shit at my job, though I never did that, but now I've just got to the point where I have convinced myself I dont care
Do you have any idea where you will live now after your shit landlady makes you leave?
>>35226004
No choice but to shop around for a new place.
A year ago my gf found out that I'm into femdom and she starts to beat me up, in the begining was great but nowdays I'm getting really hurted by her punches and kicks.
How to tell her to go easy on me? I mean, I tryied to say to her but she thought I was kidding and begging for more.
Please help me, robots
femdomfags deserve death desu
she's doing the world a service, one less of you and your shitty all reaching fetish
Look her dead in the eyes, when you're in a very non-sexual environment such as breakfast, that she's a tad rough, and ask her if she'd let up.
It's also a good time to ask if there is anything she would like to change in your sex life, it's good to communicate about the kimd of stuff you want.
Safety words
Do you even BDSM?
Why haven't you become a nihilist yet /r9k/?
Existential terror is just too hard to bear.
>>35225828
I don't give a shit about that, but thanks for the rare Pepe.
>>35225828
>tfw love existential terror
A thread for an old friend
I will never forget you Flamin' Leonardo ;_;
>>35225800
was he a flamin' faggot?
I suggest we rename him to Daniel the Demonic Diablo
Any anons here have any experience with older women, or had one show interest in you? How old were you, and how old was she? did anything happen?
>>35225737
i've been rejected by older women. does that count?
Me 25 her 45.
They don't get memes.
They don't get nihilism.
Theyre probably religious.
Body was slammin tho.
Wouldn't do it again.
Chad barrelcock is coming after your potential qt gf. Don't blow this chance.
At that range I'm just going to kill myself anyway, so assuming I also come equipped with a side arm I shoot myself in the head.
>>35225551
just let him pass you orbiter
you'll get him next time
>tfw mean quiet guy
How do I become a quiet nice guy?
>>35225459
orgasimomo
>>35225459
What kind of mean? As in what way you are expressing your meanness, like a sassy, snappy, angry, or a sort of moody-broody depressed way?
>>35225459
I was the nice quiet guy before I became bitter and swallowed the redpill.
Women don't really give a fuck either way so just be whatever feels natural to you. Confidence and looks are all that really matter to them unless they're looking for a provider to cuck.
Do any one of you faggots know how to get the information from license plate?i.e. address of the car owner, make&model, etc.
Ask the car owner
>>35225440
thanks, man. 10/10 response
>>35225375
Yes, but you need CLETS and thats not for civies like you, maybe you could make friends with a cop or military police and ask them to run it but they wont its against the law also keeps a log of who is using it and what they are looking up. So no.
Please raid this stream
I want to see what happens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGetmtGXxYg&index=8&list=PLU12uITxBEPHOJO1FU8qll6gQmKcXp5S7
>>35225269
>1 hour and still no replies
pftt, pathetic kid. you're lucky I am even responding with a hate message and a sage.