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>>37827970
What country are you from, my dear internet stranger?

>>37828005
shitskin but living in USA

>>37828021
>USA
Then how come your english is so weird?

>>37827929
so why don't you fit in with cyborgs?

>i'm just a lazy fucking retard

>>37827929
>tfw you wanted to be a scientist and philosopher
>tfw the cold hard truths of life scared you so much that you try to avoid reality
>tfw normies know more about life than you do as a result

Checking in. I have a good job but they all go to lunch without me (after I turned down the first ten invites). I only have one friend who never calls anymore (after I turned him down repeatedly and am a negative nelly when around him). I've banged a dozen girls but they weren't hot and haven't dated in two years (haven't tried at all because I got fat).

Does this make me a cyborg or just a lazy self-sabetouging piece of shit?

>>37827899
asmrbylisa
she's a bit of a bitch now though

Dudes who like asmr are so gross and weird..

>>37827926
she's ugly, try again

>>37827887
>>37827887

Lol all my dad talked about with me was about how god is dead and has abandoned this family. Then he would curse jesus out every single day.

>>37827887

>not getting the hint your dad wants to fuck you

absolute pleb OP

>>37827887
I found out about sex through porn and jacking off to the travel channel's specials about calendar girls on beaches

the first time I came I got scared

>>37827837
Tell her to give herself a wedgie

>post results

>>37827837
Tell her to find a Chad and get done with your autistic ass

>>37827837
Next time she goes out tell her not to wear any panties and tell her to send you her dirty underwear.

>>37827755
To be fair that's pretty funny.

How is that being cucked and humiliated? It's adorable. It's him and his "best friend", they don't seem to be fighting over the girl unless I'm missing something.

>>37827794
this isn't funny. its sad and pathetic. what a fucking loser. especially because this fucking cunt considers it a "win." im never getting married

ITT anon loses a kidney

>>37827690
Obviously not since she keeps replying to your retarded posts. This is the part where you swoop in for the kill

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>>37827690
she's flirting with you, idiot. ask her if she wants to hang out next week

You better not have a vagina

>>37827665
Do you believe in fate, my dear?

If you don't get dubs you're gay

>>37827642
shut the heII up

>>37827676
Fuck you, son of a whore.
I hope you break all your bones.

>>37827764
Fuck you, son of a whore.
l hope you break all your bones.

>>37827618
She looks nice. You shouldn't post nice girls on 4chan.

I could tell she was Mexican before I came into the thread, just from the thumbnail. It's weird, even the white Mexicans have a distinct something in their face that lets you know that they're not normal white people. For example, Louis CK and Canelo Alvarez. They're obviously white but it's something in their eyes that gives their wetness away.

Cute/10 - I'm definitely happy for you Anon. :)

>>37827566
Jealousy.
It's literally all it is.

>>37827566
because they're just normal

>>37827566
The quality of life is irrelevant. Fact is, most normalfags are shallow people with shitty music tastes who are self-absorbed to the point of narcissism due to copious abuse of social media.

>>37827513
Seems like just yesterday we were first laughing about this Chad getting B T F O, and now he's dead.

At least he probably had sex, rest in power Otto

>>37827513
why was this faggot eve in North Korea?

>>37827693
Because he's retarded.
1) America has been at war with Korea for 70 years, and even though there's been a cease fire tensions are record high
2) There's absolutely nothing of value to see in NK at all.

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>That kid who was too stupid to time his jumps over fireballs

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>>37828131
>that kid who thought zoning was just spamming hadoukens
>that kid who called them 'dookins'
>that kid who thought shotos yelled "ALL YOU CAN!"

>that kid who loudly cried foul whenever he was thrown

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>live with brother because I'm a cripple and can't take care of myself
>he takes me to clubs every few weeks
>pays for my drinks in exchange for me helping him get girls because I guess they're into the idea that he has to help take care of me
>get home after a night of drinking
>he's fucking some new chick in his room
>wheel into mine and lay in the bed staring at the ceiling
I could probably bring girls home too if I tried but it wouldn't matter because I can't feel my dick.

>>37827591
Fuck man, your brother sounds like a dick. Is he nice to you at least?

>>37827712
He's nice to me. He pays for my drinks when we go to the clubs. I'm a heavy drinker so that's usually worth it to me. I might try and find a girl to sit on my face out of pity next time. He also drives me around when I need to go somewhere and stuff like that.

>>37827478
>not ordering chicken tendies
t. Cuck who doesn't have any good boy points

>>37827478
>Ordering meat
>Ever
Toppest kek

>>37827478
I never ate meat since I moved out of my parent's home because I find it to be a bloody and disgusting mess.