Feels songs thread https://youtu.be/NY8IS0ssnXQ
This song makes me want to wrap my car around a tree.
Every time I listen to this I remember why I want to die.
Is there a more comfy feeling then when getting a hair cut, and the girls tit rests on you?
Has any prison gay guy had a good experience with guys in real life?
>the only way i can pay for college is by getting a student job at the college
>it is the only place that will hire me
>all the jobs involve having to deal with other students
>for minimum wage
>mfw learning about this slave system the colleges are using
>first day of school and I thought no one knew each other
>came to find out that everyone knows people except for me
>not a single friend
>already an outcast since day one
It's not fair
they all know each other from sports probably, that's what happened to me when i went to middle school that merged all the elementary schools, there was already a clique of jocks who knew each other, and also happened to be from the upper income strata, probably because those sports cost money and time that only bourgeois people had
Agreed. The anon who wrote that post should die a slow and horrible death.
Okay boys I need to ask a big question that I need some outside help to come to a decision on
Okay so first of all you need some background knowledge my dad is simply put the scum of this earth. Here are his criminal offenses ahem...Murder of 2 people(bribed his way out), credit fraud, gun id fraud, owned MANY illegal weapons, domestic abuse(of my mother), rape(possibly), made a number of illegal deals, and blackmailed people. He went to jail for 10 years for illegally owning weapons, fraud, and domestic abuse. Also he has had children with 4 different women resulting in me having 2 full brothers, 2 62.5% sisters(their mom was my moms cousin), 1 half brother and just recently another half brother. Basically he's a shitty guy. I don't know anything about him other than these things but now to get on topic for about 3 years he's been trying to call us and get in contact with us. My brothers went to go see him on the weekends but I refused because I have crippling social anxiety(I'm on /r9k/ after all). He never got to see me so now he REALLY wants to see me. He's rich so he said that if I were to go and see him he would pay for me him AND my friends to go to Valcano Bay (A really good water park. And I really like amusement parks laugh at me and call me a kid all you want idc) I've REALLY been thinking about this because this is a once in a decade kinda thing in less than a year I'm going to college and my friends would have a lot of fun to and they're REALLY good friends like known them for 8 years good friends. But I would be taking a really big shot for the team because of my previous mentioned social anxiety and my lack of trust in him and general opinion he's still a shit person. Basically what should I do, take one for the team and have fun with my friends or avoid the social tax that such a trip would put on me
I want opinions from like minded people like me who understand how bad social anxiety is
original as shit
Do it. social anxiety is always fucking hard to deal with and you may feel like shit half the time you're there (or more) but if you don't go out you will never get better, and probably regret it forever.
Dang ol /r9k/ man, talkin 'bout them there masochist manchild man dang ol' ain't got no girlfriend but ain't got no housebroken neither, whew I tell you what
Y'all have the audacity to sit right dere and act all tuf n scruff over dat puter box but ain't got the calf fries to come on over ere and tell a boon or oak dat sumthin be wrong wit dem. What is yalls deal then? No answer from y'all ain't got nothing huh??
If you aren't a Bill Dauterive, you're on the wrong board.
Can we have an /r9k/ music thread?
Post songs that make you feel
If this doesn't make you feel, you're dead inside
what is yoour experience with suicide hotlines?
They pretend to care just long enough to trace your call and send the police. Who then cuff you and drag you off to be locked up in a renovated jail block as if you did something terribly wrong.
I only called one once. They just said not to commit suicide and then I hung up with them.
Well, technically I called two of them. The first one I called didn't pick up on me, so I called a second one since my phone was about to run out of battery.
Why do people do this?
Wearing clothes with huge brand names?
I'd sort of understand it if the product was cheaper because you're providing free advertising, but usually they're quite expensive even.
This takes a special kind of retard.
Don't forget to apply a pound of hair gel.
What's your favorite band, robot? Pic Related is mine.
The Velvet Underground. Since my mid-teens.
>Taking black girl to prom
>Her dad takes me aside and gives me the talk
>"You have her home by eleven, no kissing, no touching, if I find out you had sex with her I will kill you"
>Sweat and nod
>Leave dime bag between couch cushions on the way out
>Go to prom
>Finger negress behind gym after, get a clumsy but ok blowjob
>Drop her off
>Call cops, tell them about the threat on my life
>They say that's not something they are going to prosecute but they can go have a talk with him
>He apparently gets defensive and angry
>They wind up searching the house and finding the weed
>He goes to prison
>I am now free to slam his daughter after school every day
>She cries constantly about her dad though
>I can't get into it when she cries so I dump her for Nintendo
>Her dad later dies in prison as a result of internal injuries from fighting
>She is a stripper and single mother living in Orlando now
There is nothing I love more than cute female butthole
I had to wash my gf's butthole in the shower earlier, she looks like pic related. Her bum was sore and I had to look at it to make sure her skin was ok then sponge her down for 10 minutes
banned for something i never posted
>3 day ban for something that wasn't a rule violation
>meet new r9k bf on r9k
>he has a 4 in
>every. fucking. time
fembots, share your experiences. SPs are the male roastie.
Women were made for the glory of men, not for your glory. You were made to help us. That is why we rule the world and the majority of positions of power. That is why you are dependent on us for survival and depend on our cities and infrastructure we built to give you somewhat a delusion of independence. You should be greatly a humble man has taken interest you in the first place. You are a harlot, quit being promiscuous or your creator, which is my God, will reject you and you will go to hell miles beneath the Earth to dwell forever with people who act and behave like you.