Lactation Bread? Anything relevant goes.
Not feeling the bravdo tonight. Still, can't waste a night off from work.
more like dis? anyone?
originanlionlino
How many drugs have you all done?
In the last few weeks I've drank, smoked weed, snorted blow, popped Molly, popped speed, popped benzos, ate shrooms, dropped acid and smoked DMT. Many daily at the same time.
i've smoked a lot of weed and never really felt like going beyond that. i guess if you are counting alcohol i also drink but i'm less into that than smoking weed
i have done adderall recreationally a few times
xanax once just to see what it was like
one time i did a whip-it and have very little interest in repeating that experience
>>35395088
>alcohol
>ecstasy
>norcos
>acid
>xans
>snorted adderall
>smoked weed 2-5 times a day for the past 3 years
haven't had too much experience except for pounds and pounds of good old KUSH. ive always wanted to have a Hunter S Thompson level of drug addicition where im constantly pushing the limits of how fucked up i can get
>>35395088
sXe
A CD player containing one song of your choice is discovered by cromagnons in 40,000 BC.
Which song do you pick to change human history forever?
Probably k-on opening song
10 min of me hyperventilating
24 hours of schizoid screaming. From my personal collection.
general addiction thread
Mine is coke
I know its a difficult thing to live with but it's pretty hard to think of that when you're up on top
I'm going to get sent to rehab or something terrible will happen because I'm still living with my extremely anti-drug parents but it helps with the ol' mental issues famalam so yeah that's me
i too am addicted to coke
>>35393491
How much, how many times a week?
It's nice to see someone else being honest
I have coke addict friends but they're all in denial
>>35393601
dropped 40 2 days ago, dropped 60 on some good shit yesterday, probably gonna drop 100 tomorrow or 70 and buy some beer with it.
My best friend got diagnosed with cancer. Doc gives him 5 years at best. Prognosis isnt good.
I am feeling pretty down. Not to mention he once asked me to be the godfather to his kid. I said yes at the time and do not intend to back out. If his grandparents are too old, i may end up godfather to an autistic black kid.
I feel a bit overwhelmed.
>>35393454
Guess this is the wrong place
wish it was you Tbh
hope he dies sooner
>>35393454
You're next, tripfaggot.
I finally got a gf but I she never let me have sex with her for the past 4 months and now she says she wants to wait for 2 years or until marriage until we have sex even though she isn't a virgin. Wtf am I supposed to do now? You guys act like if you have a gf it means you automatically have sex.
>>35395056
>she wants to wait for 2 years or until marriage until we have sex even though she isn't a virgin
Dump her.
>>35395056
Break up with her.
Only benefit of a relationship is sex, and she strips that away from you forcing you into a jewish meme just so she can divorce you and get loads of money.
She probably has a disease and is trying to get you too attached to leave her when she finally has sex and infects you.
How do you muster up the balls to off yourself? Every time is try and do it I pussy out in the end and it just makes me feel even more shit when I don't go through with it.
>>35393439
You get drunk
Do drugs
Listen to some cool music
Put on a light show in your room
Dance until you don't feel like yourself
Then kill yourself
It won't be scary
Because you'll be lifted gently out of this world by the BEAT
You probably don't wanna kill yourself. I've had to resist the urge sometimes even though I don't wanna kill myself, because it's so tempting. So alluring.
If you don't feel the temptation then I guess you're just confused.
How does one just "stop" masturbating?
>>35393425
you dont, when i stop i go cummies in my sleep after 4 days
>>35393462
Is there any way out of this nightmare?
>>35393425
>ywn get that 1hr/day of masturbating back
I hate that looks have any influence in the world, and am considering castration to rid myself of this corrupting influence.
objections?
>>35393415
no go for it, that's actually an intelligent move.
i just hope you'll be able to find a god, or some meaning higher than reproduction
>>35394658
I have
I'm a essentially a Spinozist
I'm super cautious about all this because it's irreversible.
>>35393415
kek it will get worse believe me, you cant get off this ride without killing self
How much do you weigh straw poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/12492922
I weigh 50 dead niggers
why the fuck is this board so insanely skelly?
>>35395224
Depressed people don't have much of an appetite.
how good looking do you need to be to get a slim white gf with a mediocre/ugly face?
>>35393347
its up to the chick
>>35393557
>HEY HOW MUCH FUEL DO YOU THINK I'LL NEED TO GET TO PHOBOS SO I DON'T FREEZE AND DIE IN THE COLD COLD VACUUM OF STELLAR SPACE
>uhh Its up to the rocket. my dude.
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>>35393579
well human women have free will, so i guess the answer is u can look however you do as long as you convince her to be with you
>go to chickfila
>qt takes my order gives me table marker
>start to walk away
>"you know you have to pay for it too"
>fuck how did i forget to pay
>"oh right haha"
>pay, place marker on table, then go to bathroom
>come out of bathroom, qt bringing the meal to my table
>"heres your food"
>i dont want to sperg out talking to her, avoid it by saying "oh its not mine" and walking past my table
>she puts the food on my table and goes back to working the counter
>my table is in view of the counter
>fuck
>wander around for a while taking quick glimpses at her waiting for her to go away so i can sit at my table
>she doesnt leave, one time when i go to look if shes there real quick we make eye contact
>i just leave quickly with my food still on the table
>i just go to mcdonalds
>tfw no chickfila
I'm grateful I'm not as spergy/autistic/shy/robotic as you
>>35393333
How did a spergy fuck like you get quads. That's not fucking fair.
>Thanks. I've changed my mind though. Can I have this to go?
>Call he cute and leave and never come back.
This is something I don't really understand. On every other board, /b/ is always referred to negatively, as if they were the lowest of the low scum. But I find them pretty amusing and good-humored individuals, who embrace this website's more chaotic elements and use them to their fullest potential.
>>35393294
/b/ used to be fun. Now it's all porn and repetitious content on daily threads, also porn ads. /r9k/ is a fun combination of /pol/ and /b/. Plus it moves slow enough to contribute to multiple threads without those threads hitting page 10 every five minutes.
>>35393369
>r9k
>fun
pick one
we come here to fester
>>35393377
I come here to shitpost. Festering is never healthy
Cmon robots and fembots. Join in on the fun tonight. Type in r9k, robot9001, omegler9k, and r9komegle. Go, go, go!
>>35393279
Bump
Bumper
Bumping
>>35393279
Don't be shy, anons.
Come to the party!
>>35393279
Get your ass in here you guys
What are some good adult diapers brands? Mummy gets the generic diapey brands. The problem with those is that they fall apart in mid air before they hit mummy.
>>35393237
Ask your mummy to move closer to you before you throw them, that way there's a higher chance you hit her with them.
>>35393237
they make baby diapees in adult sizes now! there's a buncha brands like ABU that hold more so mommy doesn't have to change them as often
>>35394109
FORGOT MY PICTURE REEEEE
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