https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXiZsAphg1w
Thoughts on this video?
nah not even gonna hit play or even bump
>>34054757
I don't get why you're so angry at a shitty reddit video.
>>34054869
>>34054834
>not realizing the video is satire of another popular vid
Eyy br0ther, cen you gibe de oats pls?
>>34054755
kys, stupidest shit meme ever.
>>34054803
>kys
suck a cock you fuckin leafy faggot
>>34054755
DUBS SENT PINK PIGS
I REPEAT PINK PIGS
What did you imagine your life would be like when you were a kid?
I just thought my childhood would go on forever desu
Lot's of friends and really cool. Both of those things didn't happen
I thought I'd at least be happy.
>5'11", 116 lbs
WHY CAN I NOT GAIN WEIGHT? I EAT A SHIT TON OF FOOD BUT CANT FUCKING STOP BEING A SKELETON REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>34054735
Shut up bitch and be grateful it isn't the other way around
>>34054735
Fake af
I'm 5'11 and 143 lbs and I look like a POW
You're either a ghost or a fucking liar.
No you don't eat a shit ton of food, it's simple physics if you ate a lot you'd be gaining weight
>muh metabolism
Start actually counting calories and you'll see you don't eat shit. When I was 165lbs I thought I ate a lot but then calculated that I only ate 2000 calories a day. Now that I eat more I'm up to 215lbs at 15% body fat
god fucking dammit, she's not even that attractive, maybe 6/10, and she's a turboslut
so why the fuck can't I get over her?
>>34054718
Pics or gtfo.
If you can't get over her, she's probably better than a 6/10 desu
>>34054718
DO NOT LET YOUR DICK HAVE THE FINAL SAY IN THIS. TELL HIM TO GO THINK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE
>>34054777
I'm not gonna post a pic, but her face is a weird shape and she has a fucked up nose, and she's completely flat
>tfw crave human contact and affection
>tfw know no other human being will genuinely care about me
Fuck this life
> well will you care for any other human being
shit only works being mutual, you can't just expect people to shower you with love at first sight
>>34054688
i wish i was alpha enough to grab the red shorts girl and pump and dump her while she was in the middle of that act
>>34054688
no sibIings?
Would getting a dog or cat help with my depression ?
Getting a friendly dog will indeed make your depression more bearable.
They die in 15 years. If you haven't beat your depression in that time it will be 100x worse.
probably! I'd recommend getting an older one who already learned some manners, maybe 15 lbs.
>work 35 hours a week
>$15 an hour no college degree
>Pay $800 a month to my parents for rent/food/insurance/a car I can use/clothes/amenities/water/etc
>Pay around $200 a month for my own stuff
>Rest of money I spend on dumb shit
Here's the catcher, GF wants me to move with her down to North carolina without any money saved up. I'd need to find a job to pay for my own stuff except rent which she's paying for entirely. It's in a backforsaken little mountain village where I'd get shitty wifi internet and most likely no service. Is it worth the move for pussy or should I stay home and be comfy and not have to worry about shit like finding a new job?
>GF
Stopped reading there.
Unsurprisingly unoriginal.
Dont tell anyone and move to Africa to start a new life. 800/mo and you'll be living large there
>>34054717
Haha lmfao kid made you read 5 entire greentexts then
are shitty mustaches the secret to getting a girlfriend
might be worth a shot
His shitty mustache matches her shitty eyebrows at least
>Be good looking tall asian
>Intimidated as fuck by white women
I hate these fucking threads. They paint that fantasy that will never become reality for me.
At least you're not as autistic as reddit
>>34054592
>tfw no gf because I didn't know what a potato is
>>34054592
Im more
>>34054592
Holy shit I hope this really happened I'm dying picturing it all
Why do girls like getting fucked so much?
>>34054558
cuz it feels good and it's nice knowing in that moment you are desired by another person.
why do guys like fucking so much?
News flash: girls like sex just as much as guys. They just aren't as overt about it for fear of being considered a slut.
>>34054558
because they have been psychologically and physically developed over thousands of generations through evolution to have a hole that feels really good when you put things in it, and a desire to fill it
much like dudes, except you have a thing to put in holes instead
why is it so hard to have sex?
you think with how it's literally the purpose of life it would be easier
why can't I find a girl who wants my peepee in her snatch
Having sex is easy
It's finding a willing participant that's the hard part
There are girls who want your peepee in her snatch
but you have to put in the work, but not too much because then that's a turnoff, but if you aren't in her face that means you aren't interested at all.
Uh oh, did you turn your back for 5 seconds? That other guy managed to say the magic words that got his peepee in her snatch
>>34054621
how the fuck are you supposed to learn how to do this? you'd think instead of wasting money on public education making you regurgitate useless trivia they'd teach you actual life skills that help you function in society, like how to interact with people properly and form meaningful relationships
also if I was a girl I wouldn't have to do anything to get dick which is fucking horseshit, not to mention they can have stronger and multiple orgasms plus don't get their dickskin cut off at birth
no wonder being a tranny is so trendy these days
Femanons, do you have a stutter?
How would it be for you to form a relationship with someone else based on having it?
Also,are you okay with being bullied for having a stutter?
I feel like you're targeting a very specific poster with this. If you know who I'm talking about.
>>34054567
Am I?ufufu~
>>34054664
I don't know are, are you?
>hanging out with longtime female friend
>Starts using my phone
>Sees her contact profile
>Flips out because it's a picture from her Facebook even though we are Facebook friends
>Doesnt respond to my messages anymore
Literally WHAT
> saving her picture from facebook
wow what a creep
>>34054806
Not OP but I thought some phones automatically applied facebook profile pictures if you sync your contacts with facebook.
>>34054861
They don't, but you're right, who gives a shit that's fucking stupid regardless of context.
Does anyone here have a bearable job? If so, can you tell me how to get it?
If you don't mind sleeping in the day you could try getting a night shift job in a shop or something. Not really any skills required. Can just listen to music and get on with your job, pay is better so you can work less hours. I recently quit mine because it was running my life though.
Security guard job, it's chill as fuck
>>34054551
I could only handle working night shift for about a year. It was horrible and on top of that the job while in itself wasn't bad (cleaning floors at a grocery store) it made me feel bad about myself because I wasn't working towards anything except a paycheck. As in i wasn't learning any new skills and having that job wasn't going to make me any more employable in the future.