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Why don't robots just marry poor hot latinas? I swear everytime I go to the ghetto, I always see tons of qt latinas. But just remember they are poor so you'll have to work for the family
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because they dont exist in england

we just have poor muslims
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>>36097181
I live in a rural part of Canada where everyone is white and old.
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I want my children to be white.

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>Anon we were just looking at your "personal interests" on your resume, and we were wondering if- *giggle*, if you're still a virgin?
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>talking to women IRL
eww no
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>Letting a woman interview you for a job ever.
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>>36097137
WHY WOULD YOU EVER PUT NON-NORMIE INTERESTS ON YOUR RESUME?

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How do I get an anime girl gf
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>>36097098
You die and hope you get reborn into a world where they exist or enter an afterlife where you can create anything or live your dreams
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>>36097098
convince someone to exclusively roleplay with pictures of your anime girl of choice every day for at least one hour
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>>36097098
Who is this girl that I keep seeing get posted

>small crossword puzzle about the american revolution with all of the a's already filled in due on monday
>haven't even started yet
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Just do it you fag are you retarded?
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post it i will finish it for you or maybe do at least one part
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>>36097017
This puzzle doesn't really exist, does it?
You made it all up just to amuse us, didn't you?
I'm not amused.

>Chris is selling his iconic paper mache Sonic Totem he made in high school
>for $1,500

anyone here going to buy it?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/282425317605
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No. Why isn't this faggot dead already?
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And the description
>by the artist who took the world by electric storm with Sonichu and Rosechu, here is Miss Christine Weston Chandler's (formerly known as Christian) paper mache Totem of Sonic the Hedgehog

Chris is getting desperate
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>>36096974
American tax payers are the reason he isn't sucking dick for Toys R Us gift cards.

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>tfw when you honestly can't stop fapping to the spider woman
Help me guys
Waifuing really is degeneracy
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>>36096929
>spider
>not slime
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>>36096929
Cut off the internet or leave yout home and never return
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>>36096929
maybe you will be a good knitter if you try your hand at that in addition to your penis

>>36096963
and you a glue... something?

please post and discuss about mouths, tongues, gags, et cetera
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this post is about drooling
tongues are pretty

and this is not about degrading women, rather about worshipping tongue and spit
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>>36097073
I wish a qt girl would feed me her saliva
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>>36096876
ywn have a qt girl tongue and eye collection
why was i even born?

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The Sun in November 1989 edition
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First for Sexy Kev times at night.
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I've started to get my girlfriend into my impregnation fetish
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So as I mentioned, I found a complete copy of The Sun from November 1989.

What's for dinner robots 04/07
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>>36096837
>What's for dinner robots

Cock
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bred

just bred
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>>36096895

Time to get a job?

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come make cummies with us

https://discord.gg/X3CfNB2
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What the fuck nigga, that's gay
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>>36096787
what kind of userbase do you have in there? girls?
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>>36097319
2 active girls but they dont post face pics and they dont tell people theyre a girl and they arent in the dating market.

2 traps but one is very mature and not into sexual stuff

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My tinder hookup last night told me I have the biggest dick she's ever been with

Obviously this is untrue

Why do women do this /R9K/?
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>>36096760
You should post an erect dick instead of a flaccid one, you dingus.
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>>36096760
is that your dick? how much is long erect?
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>>36096790
I'm a shower, not a grower. erect it's the same size.

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>wonder why I'm single my entire life.
>Measure height turns out I'm a fucking manlet
5'11
Well at least i know why I'm single
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>>36096758
Lift a bit , jog , talk. It's not hard brother.
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Ay lmao you should just kys if your not at least 7'12
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>>36096797
I do lift, but it is pointless You wouldn't understand you tall normie.

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Do you know what happened to the kids that bullied you?

>one of them emigrated to Switzerland
>one of them moved cities and has now become a libtard slut
>most of them became feminazi vegan stoners
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he just got fired from a pizza place job cuz he no called no showed too many times

feels good man
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Nope, I don't see the point in following up on people I hate.
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Had two. One went on to be a pipe fitter. Other probably a personal trainer or something.

But the day we graduated my friends all cut me off and now their getting law degrees. Kind of hurts more than the bullying desu

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what kind of job ?
that is important to know , some jobs can give you depression , like it happened to me .
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>>36096709
do you prefer working?
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>>36097867
Irritating people or shitty work?
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>>36097903
technical support.

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How do I cure my social anxiety?

Hard mode: no drugs
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>>36096682
social anxiety doesn't real
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>>36096682
There's no cure outside of prevention. You would have had to have been socially acclimated from a young age, I'm convinced.
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>>36096682
You don't.
Just get better at pretending.


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