vocaroo thread:
autism edition
say whatver u want but i like funny sounds alot man
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qEeFJt34d6
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vqJxM00OWp
>>35281204
THAT WAS SOME GOOD SHIT MAN
>>35281372
np - couldn't really think of funny noises but i reckoned a little alliteration might be applicable in this case
>want to die
>too afraid to die
How do I get over this fear? I've felt like this for 4 years now but I just dont have the guts, while there's nothing really holding me back I just dont dare to do it, too afraid of nothing being on the other side I guess, any tips?
>>35280427
>too afraid of nothing being on the other side I guess
Isn't that the point?
What do you expect? Hell and Heaven? Reincarnation? Waking up in another world?
All what you are is inside your head. All your unique memories, ideas, experiences and your point of view, will die disappear with you.
So do or don't do it, there is no try.
>been wanting to kym for 6 years
>almost succeeded 4 years ago
>mother found me and called an ambulance
>survived
>still wanting to fucking off myself
>can't seem to find the courage to actually go through with it
>doing self-destructive things instead
>wanting to off myself more
It's fucking weird; wanting to die so badly, but still too afraid to die. I think it's because I'm afraid what's after (which is probably nothing) and also because some things are holding me back. I'm afraid if I give up now I miss out on everything good there may come. I don't know, but I get you. It's very complex.
>>35280498
Its mostly instinct sadly, the will to survive is just rooted in all of us and overcoming that is very, very fucking difficult to do
>live with 3 people in an apartment
>sit in my room
>10 people in the livingroom / kitchen
>all normies
>cant take a shit because I need to enter the living / kitchen room to do so
Wtf Am i gonna do. Please help me.
Current gameplan:
>Wait until I cant hold it in anymore
>go to the toilet
>shit in 1 minute
>leave so they thought that I took a piss.
shit in your hand and throw it out the window that's what i always do in situations like this
Just get naked and go to the toilet like that. Everyone will think that you are a cool badass and won't mess with you.
>>35280351
You shit in the living room?
God damn it if I wasn't balding I could easily be a 7 maybe an 8 if I took care of myself
Fuck fuck fuck fuck
>>35280335
But instead you're a basement dwelling neckbeard who shoves mlp figures up his ass lol
>>35280335
No you wouldn't
most people who bald early already had shit genetics to begin with
it's most likely you're just delusional
>>35280335
chill bro you'll survive
>Accidentally have men selected on tinder
>Match with objectively 10/10 men most woman could never get.
>accidentally
oregano
>>35280222
do it desu senpai, i would
>>35280222
>accidentally
askdfljaslkgj
How can I lose my belly chub, I lost some weight in the last 4 weeks and my belly really got less big, but I still have that flabby stomach. What should I do ?
Should I try building up muscles ? I don't want want muscles actually I just to be normal physically. Should I just continue my diet + some exercise ?
Also, how can I lose my tits? It's the most important thing to me.
pic of my fupa right now.
build up some strength in the chest region, not necessarily growth but having a stronger frame will make you carry the weight better.
keep at it man, you lose fat off your abdomen last because thats just how it works
Got /fit/ read sticky
>>35280243
thanks my man, I'll do as >>35280260 says for the exercises, but will diet + light exercise be enough just to get rid of it ?
Building strength is the last of my worries but if it's to look better I'm okay.
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>>35280465
>9gag is your best source of fun
Ok then mr"over18neeet"
Idk i just felt like sharing this screaming frog with you r9k
i prefer toads
>>35280084
toads always look too judgmental.
I love screaming frogs :D
Justify not having this lifestyle
Protip: You can't
>>35280069
I'm not a trust fund baby.
The guy rents hookers then posts photos on Instagram so everyone can see.
Seems like he has low self esteem. Maybe he's a robot.
>>35280069
>having to pay people to be around you since you're such an insufferable cunt
>Hello anon, i know you are a depressed neet, so i will help you, take a shower, i will teach you things about life!, and yes, we will have sex too!
*trembles*
Thank you!
>>35280068
delete this thread immediately
thank you very much
>the NEET gets a qt Misaki gf
>I, the hard working wagie, will remain alone forever
Life is suffering.
In this thread, we hold onto the last hopes we have of rejoining society, as impossible as it seems. Who knows, you might even make it.
Discuss recovery plans, successes, failures, experiences, more failures, and endgames.
Question of the day: How do you keep yourself busy during your NEETdom? How does it feel?
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I'm retired! Sure I never had a job but who needs one? I'm no protestant so why would I buy into that "god's kingdom has no idle hands" stuff? Wage slavery is stupid, if you have any self respect you'll refuse to work until you have absolute unquestioned self determination.
https://discord.gg/SHZEbpf
Smoke drugs.
>>35280056
Thisanon is irrecoverable so he might as well relax and take it easy.
Pretty cyborg now, need to find a job though. Was thinking a waiter or something, fucking sick of retail and I don't want to just be cleaning bitch.
Any of you guys know goods restaurants to be a waiter at, or other wagecuck jobs that aren't awful?
How do you feel?
>pic unrelated
Is this how average girl body looks like?
i like it yes
I fee like sucking on those nips
>take a shit
>get up to wipe
>entire bowl is filled with blood
Do I have ass cancer?
>>35280019
Is it light red or dark red? Is it bloody diarrhea or actual blood? Most likely you just need to stop playing with your boipucci
>>35280019
you could have a stomach ulcer
>>35280033
Light red.
>be sitting on balcony, enjoying morning sunrise
>neighbor doing the same
>his phone rings
>he has "Highway to Hell" ringtone
>boss is calling him into work today
>argues with boss about it, and manages to get off
>after he hangs up, start laughing
>he asks me what is so funny
>point out to him how he always says he loves his job but has "Highway to Hell" as his ringtone
>gets asspained, says "At least I contribute to society", and storms inside his apartment
Wagecucks are starting to unravel.
At least I contribute to society and my parents are proud of me unlike you miserable leeches.
>>35280107
>m...mmm..mmake muh parents proud of me!!
Lol, wagecucks say the funniest things.
>>35280139
mfw I own a house
work comfortably and feel fulfilled at my job
amazing mentor that has achieved my dreams is helping me achieve mine
mfw I own a car
mfw I realize feels are much better when actual effort is exerted to achieve them
try it sometime... non wage cuck? idk what to call u lol
>ywn go on a 10 day food and alcohol binge, take the nastiest shit of my life on a big plate and force a normie to eat it at gunpoint
>>35279916
>destroying your own asshole
That is some friendly fire there
>>35279943
My asshole bleeds every time I shit
It's been destroyed a long time
>>35279983
Buddy, you gotta put a bandaid on that. Don't you think it's past time for some februation?