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Because virgins think that regular people talking about sex is virgin shaming.
They are pathetic sex obsessed, pale, sweaty and smelly victims. Just end your life or go have sex.

You missed some OP

>slut shaming is bad
>shaming people with fashionable sexual labels is bad
>shaming guys for being born with small dicks is not only okay but encouraged

Society frowns upon people being shamed for their behaviour, but shaming men who drew the genetic short straw is hugely entertaining in most people's eyes. Every time I hear small dicks being made fun of by media, or by the people around me, I die a little more inside. And then people wonder why I don't have a gf. Not only is it supposed to be a source of shame but you can't even talk about it IRL without being laughed at.

>>36937124
You forgot the worst one
>slut shaming is a bad thing

>>36937088
Anyone who posts in this thread after me has a small penis and is a stupid whiteboi.

Black fat bunda is my weakness.

>>36937088
Sure (am /fit/)

Check out those dubs

>>36937059
Why would they believe her with no proof?

My cunty ex left me for another guy and took our daughter with her.

>>36937079
fuck man I'm sorry. you should listen to Karen Straughan it's like therapy for that shit

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>>36937032
I can be your psycho gf anon!

You are mine.

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>>36937032
Where are you anon i'm waiting??????

Do not think that you can escape me...

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>>36937032
Sweetheart....i'm starting to get nervous..

sure here yu go mr. nigga man

>>36937022
why is a monkey screeching at me ew get it away

>>36937022
SIR CHECK MY DUBS, SIR!

Whichever colored flag is degenerate.

>>36937018
What if don't publicly cosplay, but they do it for you in private?

>>36937030
Whichever colored flag is boner.

I made a thread on r9k once

My entire high school experience.

>you have ever seen or done

This is too broad of a topic.

But can chad speed run dynasty warriors on ps2? That's right, I thought so. Get raped OP.

at least i have chhhcchhhicken

I plan to have at least 2 children to ensure my bloodline goes on, my brain genes are so fucked that perhaps if this bloodline carries on, I may produce a maverick eventually
or just a serial killer.

I wanna put my benis in her mouth

Just gonna leave this here
discord gg jbQfx
The cult is real

>>36936848

>her

jjgddettgfff

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Always amusing when leftists think that a white man dating fathering black children will trigger white nationalists. When really, men are born at higher rates then women, so they are meant to conquer the women of foreign races.

>>36936770
0/10
They seem like a happy family.

>>36936770

Not at all. I'd date, marry, and mske a family with a qt, respectable black girl if given the chance. But I've never found one genuinely interested in me. Oh well.

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Stop posting this same thread retard

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Doing it for you OP

>op here

>it was the same delivery guy

>he said "oh hey it's the double tuna guy again haha"

>time to stop ordering

And time to stop making the same threads

>>36936755
Whatever its the same guy, you just want pizza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WigHmhur3G0

You need something called "willpower"

I lost something like 90 pounds and I can tell you I lost that weight just by not having junk food in the house, and when it was in the house I didn't eat it. Just remind yourself that being alive is constant suffering, so being a bit hungry for a while or not enjoying chocolate ain't so bad.

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>>36936689
>implying blatantly false implications

>>36936684
My girlfriend used to watch a little bit of porn, but she doesn't anymore.

They totally use their imagination.

inb4 300 replies every single fucking time this thread happens

here are the conclusive answers OP

>stop fapping to fucking threads you make on 4chan

also
>do girls fap to porn or do they just use their imagination?
some do column a, some do column b, some do both.
written porn is obviously popular among women audiences (see: 50 shades) and owes to the fact that most visual porn is targeted at men (hence the convention of hiring male actors with the biggest dicks since guys like to self-insert--women generally want attractive guys with above average dicks since they care about the overall appearance of the male model) and maybe a biological tendency of women to favor imagination over directly visual stimulation.
obviously plenty of women like visual porn, especially if it hits a personal fetish or something

>what kind
fucking porn dude, what are you even asking
written porn would be like erotic lit, erotic fanfics, shit like that
visual porn would be regular porn videos, stills, weird ass gifs on tumblr which are created from porn videos, etc.

>since they don't have jizz...
in theory yes
some like to say they do/did for whatever reason
if you wear underwear, you run the risk of messing up a pair of perfectly good/expensive panties for no real reason
some girls claim they can get off by doing sly shit like sitting cross-legged and rubbing their clit with the heel of their foot. other girls can orgasm through force of will alone, kind of like guys who do the whole no-hands fapping thing
walking around with soggy panties is probably not worth the minimal benefit of being able to theoretically orgasm wherever you want though

>>36936729
>My girlfriend
please leave this place norman

>>36936656
I don't see why you're so upset. Is loneliness a chronic thing for you?

>>36936656
Order take out and enjoy your plastic and mercury ridden shit tier food

>>36936656
I do it all the time. I sit at the sushi bar and the chief I guess knows me by name and I get a discount. It's nice to just go sit at the bar and watch tv while I wait

>>36936632
Because all japanese wash at the same time, its like the animes

>>36936632
Don't be a perv, OP.

>>36936694
Ignore him OP, you're in Japan now. Perversion is considered normal, and even healthy.