>had a bullet vibe docked up my snatch for the past hour
even on high settings the feeling is kind of meh.
please be in glasgow
>>36548555
oh...cool, thanks for that update ....
...?
>>36548555
is something wrong with your pussy?
Help Me anons. Lately I've had this fear of just dying alone, because im KHV and Have very few friends. What can I do to become more "like able"? I already eat healthy 90% of the time (egg burritos, organic fruit snacks, Apple cinnamon oatmeal, pepperonis and beef/fish for protein, yogurt, etc) and exercise 2 times a week.i also made a normie book, and snapchat. I like anime, video games, cooking..stuff like that. Thanks, pic related is me..
another picture, different Pose. I looked some stuff up and it said people are attracted to positivity, so I tried a smile and thumb as up.
just keep up losing weight and start setting money aside for better grooming. You honestly dont look that bad just need to clean yourself up a bit. Once you are down another 15 pounds you will be able to shave completely and not have that baby face thing going on.
>>36548480
Not with a minecraft poster
I have lost interest with most things in life, including most vidya games. I need a new game and a game that will consume lots of my time. PLEASE HELP ME. im on pc
>>36548447
What kind of games do you like? I really enjoy Dark Souls 3. I'll play it with you if you get it and help you through the game, I know the entire thing pretty much by memory
>>36548447
why? you should be happy. my life became infinitely better when I grew out of video games.
get a better hobby. exercise. read a book. you will feel better. video games are nothing but time sinks.
>>36548447
Yesterday I did get Space Engineers, it was on sale pretty comfy desu If you like to create your own spaceships and bases. From other comfy games, I would recommend cities skylines or Talos Principle. And If you ask for some older games, play Dead Space 1 and 2 or Rise of Nations
Chill and do whatever, I don't care just want some people to play with
192.95.30.224:25495
Can I play with cracked client?
>>36548463
>people still exist out there who have never bought minecraft
it must be close to a decade anon
Back in the day it was like 15 bucks, apparently now it's what, 40 euros?
>he's still waiting for his superpowers
getting too real here, let's just continue with the shitposting..
Anyone else do this?
>Watch television/anime.
>Something bad happens
>Think to myself "Pfft, if I had X power that wouldn't have been a problem."
>Think about just killing the villian before any big scheme takes place.
>Think how I'd go about saving a character if they die or get hurt.
>Have to limit my godlike powers in some way to make it interesting.
>I do this for Every. Single. Show.
>Just can't help it, imagination head canon is way better than what I'm watching most times.
>Still drives me crazy because I know people would just think I'm loony.
Pretty sure I've got the autism.
>he's still waiting for his foreskin
>women only fake suicide attempts for atten-
.liveleak.com/view?i=e40_1493069063
>filmed it
Okay so women do actual suicide for attention too, what's your point?
>>36548397
ROASTIE BTFO
didn't watch btw
>>36548397
I feel bad for the guy who was trying to stop her
Reminder that women are great and you're just autistic.
And probably look like the guy in the pic.
>>36548330
my parents have been married for 30 years. My bro has been married for about 5 now. I can tell you married life is fucking awful, and revolves around keeping the wife happy, and guess what: women always want more. no matter what you do to please them, they always ask "what else?" with the feminism movement the power has gotten to their heads, they don't even know what the fuck they want but they know YOU need to provide it.
so no, women aren't really great. but they are necessary unfortunately, so goodluck finding the handful of women on this earth that are actually worth starting a family with.
>>36548330
>the guy in the pic
what
>>36548330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcAsad-E9CQ
so many of you guys complain about being unfit, so lets get fit.
the last number of your digit is how many curls you've got to do every day for a month. (0 is a 10)
>>36548310
charlie zelenoff
>>36548310
>curls
should change that with squats and dlifts if you really want to get fit
Let's get /fit/ orig porridge
Imagine this ass bouncing up and down on your face
>>36548296
Income brappers.
>>36548296
sorry i'm not a FAG
She can sit but no bouncing
>wagies U N I R O N I C A L L Y have to give the government FREE money
>they decide to get mad at NEETs instead
Can a wagie please explain the rational behind this?
>>36548295
I give the government money to keep NEETs off the streets.
It's money well spent.
>>36548295
Actually I'm curious about this too. As a rural bot I don't see my taxes go anywhere. They keep stealing 1/4 of my check yet I see literally nothing being done about roads or services or anything. They just use my money to send blacks to college so they can come to my town and sell drugs. I'm not complaining but damn
>>36548295
Not everyone can be a NEET, it's as simple as that.
We wagies exist because we have too, there is no other way of life. If our bodies and minds work, then we have to put them to use. You're lucky your disabled, or have parents that'll sustain you.
hello, i am the guy from yesterday who posted the remade wizard apu. I'm back with the .psd file and i would like to trade it for 5 gondolas
PLEASE DO NOT DOWNLOAD WITHOUT PAYING THE 5 GONDOLA FEE
puu dot sh SLASH vw3Ao SLASH 976d001a74.psd
*downloads pic*
>>36548292
i wouldn't suggest doing that
Downloaded
Oregano
>shits and giggles
>YAAAAASS
>OMG this (insignificant subject matter) is everything
>>36548228
>to be fair...
>Winning at adulting! Paid my bills on time this month!
>>36548228
>the head of your dick will never get slurped like that
>you will never have someone put you in a coma from slurping, spitting, and throating the living shit out of your dick
WHY EVEN LIVE?!?!
when did society become so "hehe girls will be girls"?
>>36548167
The 60's.
Wanna smell those seats
>>36548215
it's not their car
>go the speed limit
>other drivers honk at you and call you grandpa and stuff
>see them all pass me going 50 over the speed limit
The signs say Maximum speed limit. Technically you're breaking the law if you go 1 over the limit. A family member once got a ticket for going 6 over, and he still drives crazy. If you remind him he could get another ticket he just gets mad and yells at you. But it's not just about the law, it's about driving safe and not risking people getting hurt or dead in an accident.
Why are normies so happy to be unsafe?
>>36548120
Not letting faster cars by is against the law no matter how fast they're going
Unwritten rule grandpa. I hope you dont drive in the left lane
>>36548157
It's a written rule
What are your plans for the summer anon?
I'm going to summer camp :)
Summer camp is going to be a lot of fun I think
>>36548114
you must be l8 years or older to post here
>>36548114
>I'm going to summer camp :
Are you 12?