So if I lose my virginity to a girl who's not a virgin does that make me a cuck?
>meet qt girl online
>talk to her for a month
>she likes me
>shes fucking obese
>be me 2 hrs ago
>Skated since 10yrs old
>Decide to go cruise some spots after work per usual
>Cop parked behind a building I frequent
>Puts spotlight on me tells me to freeze
>Tells me he's has footage of me destroying the rail on loading dock
>Run with board thru woods to park, start to skate thru adjacent neighborhood
>Within minutes three copcars pull down oneway street
>get thrown to the ground
>Didn't realize I had a half a joint in my cigs
>Back thru woods to the building go around front
>Enter a shit gym and go straight to the bathroom n lock it
Fucking typing this in a single bathroom just waiting to get arrested.. 3 ppl have tried to come in so far. They don't have my name or ID so I might be able to skedaddle.
What do boys?
I fucking HATE wagecucks.
How does /r9k/ truly fare?
Who else is planning to commit suicide in 2017-2018 and what method did you choose ?
I'm drowning myself in a river. Hopefully by late Autumn/Winter. I want to live one more summer, even though every day is suffering.
My suicide note is written, all traces of existence are minimal, and I have no contact with most people I know. So if I suddenly do get a surge of motivation to kill myself, I am fully prepared to do it.
> lost v-card earlier today
> enjoyed the cuddle after more than the deed
is this normal bros?
>one chance at life to roll good stats
>rolled being lazy
How much do you get every month in NEETbux? What programs are you taking advantage of? I get a little under $900 a month in cash and free healthcare.
Who here /meditation/
I've been doing guided hypnosis sessions for about a year now and I feel like I am generally less autistic in public.
The constant fear/pit in my stomach talking to people is less profound and I feel a little less depressed.
Have any anons really progressed with meditation or is this a question for /x/
That's not really the same as meditation, but if it makes you feel better then whatever.
I've been practicing pseudo-zen for the last 5 years on and off. Whenever I get too stressed out at shit I just remind myself it's not that serious and to take a few steps back, and I immediately feel more relaxed.
Not completely calm, but it drops my anxiety level by a lot. if I've been regularly meditating like I should be then I'm generally totally serene.
Alan Watts is the easiest way to get into eastern meditation practices.
Most of the stuff on youtube includes a lot of unnecessary soundtracks overlapped because "muh views", but if he piques your interest find a torrent for Alan Watts - Out Of Your Mind. It's a collection of audio lectures he gave and they're really quite insightful of general cultural and spiritual practices, both western and eastern.
So, no meme answers please. What is the answer to sexual deprivation? I feel like I'm actually going to go insane here. Fapping does not help anymore.
Hire a prostitute and only do blowjobs/deepthroat/facefucking.
Far far lower chance of STD transmission. In my experience with 30+ hookers, never got a single STD. Probably because my favorite act is facefucking the hooker, not giving her the D in the P and A.
What made you feel old today? I rarely go on facebook anymore, but happened to be on there today and clicked on the profile of a girl I had a crush on in college. She was incredibly nice, smart, cute and never had a boyfriend that I knew of. If I was less of a pussy I probably could have had a chance with her. Anyway, she not only has a boyfriend now but just got engaged. I always had this fantasy that I'd bump into her again somehow and we'd reconnect but that's impossible now.
As I type this I'm realizing it's just a couple weeks from being 3 years since I graduated college and I haven't been in a romantic relationship since. And yet other people have met and fallen in love in that same span...
i just want a nice female (male) who i can talk to about how their day went and be interested in how mine went
>tfw no emotional relationship
HEY MR. TAMBOURINE MAN
PLAY SONG FOR ME
I'M NOT SLEEPY AND THERE IS NO PLACE I'M GOING TO