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run some more

>>36528582
Idk if it's been long enough to jet. Been in here a while but at this point I'm probly making more problems behind a locked door..fuck

>>36528504
Change clothes, change your hair, wear something else

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w-why????
we help pay f-for your neetbux!!

>>36528444

Sorry I have more money than you, NEETnuts.

I dont hate them, i just feel pity for those pour souls.

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My post isn't spam fuck you

>>36528441
Wtf I scored 30/30. What does this test for, depression?

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a. 3
b. 3
c. 0
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e. 3
f. 3
g. 3
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>>36528413
I can't tell because i don't want to become another 4chan stat.

I'm drowning myself in a river. Hopefully by late Autumn/Winter. I want to live one more summer, even though every day is suffering.

My suicide note is written, all traces of existence are minimal, and I have no contact with most people I know. So if I suddenly do get a surge of motivation to kill myself, I am fully prepared to do it.

>>36528413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpNclYYzz3c

>>36528346
Learn to greentext. And yes if you love them that sounds normal.

im not your bro you disgusting normalfag.

Probably. Nowadays I crave for someone to cuddle while I fall asleep more than I did for sex when I was a preteen boya.

Sex is overrated. Love is not ;(

>Implying a Sim with the Lazy trait can't just be forced to do everything anyways
Don't be a little bitch
Force your sim-self to do shit

tfw too lazy to post a reply

>>36528288
It's seems like uncle Adolph still has a plan for you

>>36528276
How do you become a NEET
Im getting 66 Pounds a week from college and thats it

>>36528276
I'm completely unaware of the neetbux application process

If my hands shake reaching towards the doorknob to take out the trash and I sometimes hear voices can I get gibs

>>36529270
IF you hear voices and suffer from depression, you will get gibs. If you've been hospitalized for mental issues, you're a shoe-in with a lawyer helping you.

>guided hypnosis
That's not really the same as meditation, but if it makes you feel better then whatever.

I've been practicing pseudo-zen for the last 5 years on and off. Whenever I get too stressed out at shit I just remind myself it's not that serious and to take a few steps back, and I immediately feel more relaxed.
Not completely calm, but it drops my anxiety level by a lot. if I've been regularly meditating like I should be then I'm generally totally serene.

Any recommendations for reading on where/how to start? It's always kinda appealed to me

>>36528525
Alan Watts is the easiest way to get into eastern meditation practices.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TjCZRutOKY

Most of the stuff on youtube includes a lot of unnecessary soundtracks overlapped because "muh views", but if he piques your interest find a torrent for Alan Watts - Out Of Your Mind. It's a collection of audio lectures he gave and they're really quite insightful of general cultural and spiritual practices, both western and eastern.

Stop fapping, then to fap will become "to have sex"

Go out and meet chicks or hire prostitutes

Wish it were easier OP

>>36528227

Hire a prostitute and only do blowjobs/deepthroat/facefucking.

Far far lower chance of STD transmission. In my experience with 30+ hookers, never got a single STD. Probably because my favorite act is facefucking the hooker, not giving her the D in the P and A.

I helped.

Original bump

>>36528212
i answered anon :)

inb4 a smiley . so what? pls no bully

I helped, please post nudes in thread for my reward.

>>36528133
who cares? she's probably gonna end up ruining that guys life.

>>36528133
my knees always hurt when i run up the stairs now

>>36528133
>turning 25 this summer
How do I make it better bros?

>>36528076
Quit Nicoposting and I'll be that for you, ya gash.

>>36528093
you know you have to prove what you say, right?

>>36528076
The typical homosexual relationship lasts for 1-3 years whereas the typical straight one is 10+ years. Also, traps are gay.

watashi no koi wo higeki no jurietto ni shinai de
koko kara tsuredashiteeeeeeeeee
sonna kibun yo

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tfw apu posts hit too close to home

>>36527984
Can you explain the meaning behind Mr. Tambourine man to me?

Knowing you had a chance and blew it hands down. I can be content with a shitty life if I know that it is due to some extraterrestrial being, the environment I was raised in, or the fact that I was born in the wrong time period's fault. Having my shitty life be a result of my own actions puts the blame all onto me, something I would surely commit suicide over, why live when I'll just keep embarrassing myself after all?

Knowing I had a chance would give me hope for the future, so I'll say that one is better.

And the end of they day, it doesn't matter or at least it should not matter for you.

>>36527939
Do you even need to ask this question?

Hide in the basement uwu ~u~

>>36527939
>she has a kid

DELETE HER CONTACT INFO