Alright, which one of you autists is shaving cats?
http://www.roanoke.com/news/virginia/rash-of-shaved-cats-found-in-waynesboro/article_24ae6b20-7d5f-545a-aa74-9f446f9bd45e.html
Tell me the truth, are you fucking them?
When I was a kid I drew a picture book titled "100 Ways to Shave a Cat" filled with various bizarre cat shaving methods
My friends loved it and my teachers were clearly disturbed by it
Wasn't me tho
>>36621676
I'm believe you. But, man... When you say something like that...
You just became suspect numero uno, kid.
I was in Manchester, UK today and I saw a guy there who I swear comes here. Just something about him screamed robot. He was a German guy sitting on his suitcase. You here, Hans? What are you doing in Britain?
>>36621487
How could you tell he was German
>>36621526
I overheard him talking.
>>36621487
You should ask in here >>36616123
retro thread edition because I don't have any other OP pics saved
literally feel like offing myself at the slightest thing wrong
>>36621434
Thank you from saving us from that nightmare
Still debating between BF1 or TF2 lads
PSN have a sale right nowt to get both for 45 bong. Tempting offer but I was only planning on paying 30 for one
I haven't fapped in a week and I'm horny as fuck at work. I got an hour left so let's post huge tits so when I get home I can bust like a volcano.
Also share experiences, pics, etc about huge tits.
Hell yeah. Chestlets BTFO
have a stacy
All I want is a big tit gf. Is that too much to ask for? I'd worship her tits all day.
>tfw no Romanian gf (female)
>>36621358
I know 2 romanian fembots.
One almost-normie and one jailbait.
>>36621372
Contact info pls.ty.
>>36621372
Which one of them are you interested in?
Anyone else here grew up in a white neighborhood where most people had money, and didn't realize how good you had it till you grew up and moved out to somewhere that was worse?
>>36621269
No i grew up very poor and ate alot of ramen noodles because my parents where too stupid to make beans and rice
Because your parents were successful, unlike you you worthless piece of garbage.
The only thing that's "good" is the material quality of your life, how much worthless shit you can buy
It's still a bland purposeless existence
Can you guys give me something to do
I dont want to have another panic attack
Go the nearest street and catalogue every car that passes by for the next 4 hours
watch scary movies
post nudes you animey
What happened to the anon who became a normie yesterday?
We kept bumping his thread for 2 days, but eventually it got archived and I couldn't find a new thread about it since.
His thread: >>36544227
bump, I'm curious
bumping
adsadasdassd
Bumpo because why not
Why is the world so fake? Why do normies perpetuate this superficial way of living life? No one is straightforward and sincere anymore. Hell, maybe they never were and I just recently caught up with it all.
>>36621231
Because social media enables them to do it.
>>36621292
Could this ever change or have we opened Pandora's box?
Sounds like you need to change who you hang out with.
How does it feel knowing this guy has felt pussy and you're will a virgin?
>>36621077
Still a virgin*
Igorim
I'm glad for him
>>36621077
Curious to be honest. Like in what kind of scenario did this happen.
Hey anon, think you can catch me meow?
>>36621074
probably not because i have to walk
>>36621074
Is that supposed to be Seruti Stururuson?
Why are cat ears so fucking hot on girls
>Be me
>College man-child autist
>Stay in room 24 hours a day playing vidya on weekends
>Stock up on food beforehand to avoid human interaction
>Piss in cups and pour them out the window
>Use a headset so I can pretend to sleep if my housemates try to bother me
>Normal Saturday night playing csgo in my cave
>Loud drunk housemates came home with normie friends
>Don't care continue vidya
>Suddenly the urge to shit hits harder than ever
>Can't go to the toilet because it's past the normies
>The enormous shit starts trying to squeeze out of my pooper
>Pull my pants down and grab a grocery bag
>Barely able to squat over the bag in time
>The sweet feeling of release overwhelms me
>The first two turds miss the bag completely and plop down on the carpet
>Catch the rest in the bag but start pissing too
>Pissing A LOT
>Enjoying the private toilet time in the comfort of my room
>Suddenly my door burst open
>My housemate stands in the doorway with a drunken grin
>Then his brain begins to compute what he is seeing
>Me half naked holding a bag under my ass with shit and piss on the carpet
>His expression changes to confused disgust
>"what the fuck dude"
>"I-I-Uhh"
>He slams the door
>I start shaking from the autsim
>Suddenly everyone in the house goes from loud to quiet
>Then hear loud "Eww" and WTF sounds from outside
>He told them all
>Lock my door and stay in my room rationing food and shitting in bags for 4 days
>Housemate doesn't talk to me anymore
How should I overcome my crippling autism/ an hero?
Just tell him you have crippling social anxiety, u waited to poop for so long cuz scared and realized u waited too long so u shat in a bag instead of shtiing your pants half way to toilet infront of everyone._._._._.
Wait, is OP serious?
>>36621050
>locks himself in his room
>doesnt barricade the door
0/10 would not NEET with.
Never ending ringing in my ears, hands always shaking. Please someone make it stop. I can't take it anymore.
>>36620983
a gun makes it stop forever anon
>>36620983
Go to the doctor, dumbo
>>36620983
Withdrawal?
Anyone heard from Sniffjizzer, it's been a week and I need closure
bump
I hope he's OK, I doubt he wouldn't visit r9k for 4 days if everything was fine.
>>36620924
Bump
I wonder what happened. I hope he's doing alright. That girl that watched him jerk off and refused to join in was a bitch.
Come back to us Sniff, let us know what happened
April's almost over anons
Surely she's waiting for the nice summer weather to meet youidk what that other thread was yousawnothing
https://tatsuhikotakimoto.com/2016/04/27/misaki-evocation-meditation-english-ver-now-released/
>>36620889
She's waiting for summer, for that parasol to have some use. I am sure.
How have your weeks - with a lack of Misaki - been everyone? I haven't done a lot.. I want to reread the manga, but want to wait for the right moment. I don't want to do it at some random time that doesn't feel "right". It's too special for that.
>>36620889
Mesucky rike sucky chinko desu yo ne