Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 7818. page

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How difficult would it be to keep a woman in a room, hypothetically?

Do you think she'd grow to love me with time?

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Mummy May Delivers Edition

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good night /r9k/

have a stress-free day tomorrow

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What's the male equivalent of wearing yoga pants to the supermarket?

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What would you rate this man's facial aesthetics from 1-10? Is he unattractive, handsome or very handsome?

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What is so terrible about white women? I'm black but most white women I meet are nice and friendly. Why do they get so much shit on 4chan?

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If your under 26, why are you here? Shouldn't you be enjoying youth not wasting it online

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Take a photo of your desktop.

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So when's your suicide going down?

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>meet this girl first year in uni
>immediayely fell for her because i barely knew any women
>ended up friendzoned af (i even confessed like the autist I am)
>I stopped talking to her
>not a fucking word. Not one.
>ffw five months (now)
>i got decent gains now and i (think) i look more handsome
>we're assigned together in chemistry lab
>she is all day smiling at me and making jokes and sitting near me

Please tell me she's just looking for a beta orbiter
Please tell me she just wants to be my friend
Please tell me she doesn't like me and it's all in my head

I'm so sorry for being such a massive pussy, but I need to know I'm not missing out on her being my gf
Please tell me time changes nothing. I need your help guys

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>join campus liberals
>go to one of their meetings
>expect to discuss Keynesian economics with them
>they just moan on about Islamophobia and women in politics
>check campus conservatives facebook page
>all of their meetings appear to be about economics
Christ. Is social politics all lefty millennials care about?

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>Be me, 18 years old
>The class my sisters son is in has a whatsapp group chat for all the parents
>It's pretty active and has like over 20 people. They use it to organise events, have sleepovers etc
>Eventually the initial respect and only using it professionally had worn off, people began to talk like they were friends, more relaxed
>Some tension develops
>Inevitably shit kicks off
>Everyone's getting sucked in and it's turned into a bloodbath, insults flying
>The mother who does a car pool and picks up my nephew for football games on the weekend (soccer mom)announced on the group chat that they refuse to pick him up in the car pool because of a petty dispute
>They know they are the only person who can car pool, effectively making him have to leave the team as he doesn't have transport

>My sister lets me know this beef is going on. I immediately help her write a reply over seven hundred characters long completely disassembling this chick using my experience from arguing with people on the internet
>I was in the process of getting my drivers license
>In an attempt at a fuck you, she tells them that she doesn't need their transport and that I would take him in five weeks, my driving test date
>Some other parent bro backs my sister up and offers to take him temporarily until I pass
>Even the coach gets involved
>They make it seem so dramatic

>Coming up to the test date someone brings it up in the group chat, they start speculating if I can even do it
>At the time of my test I was feeling confident and ready
>Get my results
>Failed, 1 major 8 minors

>Fuck
>She announces that I failed and she now has no transportation
>Everyone starts talking and then laughing about me failing in the group chat
>They make jokes about it all day
>My sister lost face
>Never met these people in my life, have no idea who they are
>Feeling pretty down already because of failing my test, this is just salt in the wound

>Literally got cyber bullied

>Nephew left the team and cried.

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Stop getting angry when I tell you to stop watching porn.

Stop watching porn. Stop masturbating too.

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>chemically burned my entire ass with Nair

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>it's an "anon daydreams about living as an imaginary person he made up who embodies all of the qualities that he wishes he had" episode