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Do you notice that somepeople are just NPC'S. Just filler people, soulless meat slabs who have no individuality or contribution to a conversation. Anything that requires a opinion is left with silence.
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i just realized im an NPC in my own game
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>>35621814
>Tfw no npc gf
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>>35621814
Honestly, if life was a video game, you'd be the NPC.

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How long is AC, the red line?
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>>35621800
10 as in ten nigger cuckrobot
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>>35621800
Hah.
10 inches.

Nice dubs.
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>>35621800
10inches desu fag

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ITT: Songs that either make you feel, or ones you identify with for one reason or another. I'll start:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NWjehpGSO0
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>>35621780

Silence is the only song I need.
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https://youtu.be/ket91viA38E
Originalto
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>>35622029
That shit is overrated and played far too often.

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Hey big brother, I'm going to Tyrones house, plz don't tell Mom. What do?
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>>35621700

Tell mom.
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>>35621700
that's obviously not my sister
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>>35621744
this is the only right answer
sniffing her underwear while shes gone is also ok

should i go to prom or an awesome festival?
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>>35621686
Flip a coin. The outcome doesn't matter, but while it's airborne you'll realize which one want more.
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>>35621686
i didn't know rammstein still did live stuff
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>>35621716
yeah dude like this very week they're releasing their new recorded concert from Paris

Their record company has been hyping it up as if it were 5 new albums made into one, how have you not heard?
>RAMMSTEIN in PARIS! In Theatres near you...

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None of you guys are this sperg enough, ..right?
http://i.4cdn.org/v/1489870712508.webm
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>>35621683
I Iove this guy!
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>>35621683
Is this supposed to be an impression of something, or he is actually insane?
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>>35622039
>I Iove this guy!
same

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I'm a former shut-in, NEET for 7 years, 4chan user for 8 years, still have Bipolar disorder, used to have crippling social anxiety and phobia of women and couldn't leave the house for months due to paranoia

Now I'm a normie with a qt pie girlfriend, a good group of friends and I'm in school

AMA
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Why are you lying?

Origano
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>>35621678

I'm not. I was most likely a bigger loser than the average person on this board and now I have a modest, happy, and moderately successful life

(excuse the unimpressive images with my replies, I deleted my 4chan folders and these are just google image search pics . I haven't been a Channer for 2 years now so I have no need for them.)
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Someone ask me a question!

What are you ADDICTED to anon?
It doesn't have to be drugs.
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>>35621583
I spend 10 hours a day on the computer
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>>35621583
fapping to traps.... what has happened to me?
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>>35621583
Hurting myself
>inb4 attention whore
I don't talk about it IRL or show it off.

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hey robots, I need some help

>been seeing this girl for a couple of months, hanging out etc.
>ask her to come see beauty and the beast with me yesterday
>she says yes
>after the movie is done she gives me a gift for no reason what so ever
>Yodakeychain.jpg nothing special
>tell her that Yoda is my favorite star wars character (It's probably Kit-Fisto but w/e)
>she says she's glad she remembered it correctly

Question is, why the fuck did she give me a random gift? Im too autistic to find out on my own and I have no previous experience. The internet hasn't given me any answers either, please help a fellow 20y/o KHV out.
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>>35621507
She likes you. She's showing her affection. You're good, fellow anon.
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>>35621507
You're in faggot

Get her some generic makeup thing from Ulta or some normie makeup store like that.
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>>35621507
she likes you, stop overthinking or you will screw it up

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Jobs thread because 5 years from now I want to be a normie.
Try include:
Job
Income
Education
Do you like it
Anything else

I can't start because I don't have a job. I'm thinking about doing a associates degree in IT.
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>>35621501
originally bumping for job ideas
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I just got an internship for about 40$ an hour.
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>>35621501

>fbi collector of meta data on on burmese underwater finger painting bbs
>a nickle per (you)
>home schooled, majored in autism
>i would do it for free
>fucking stop

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are wojak and pepe mortal adversaries or best buds for life?
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Pepe is the annoying clingy kid who's overly physical with his friends. No one really likes him
Wojak is the quiet invisible kid no one sees

They're not very compatible. Not mortal adversaries or anything. If they were friends, Pepe would be annoying Wojak constantly and Wojak would wish he were alone but is too beta to do anything about it. Pepe also doesn't like Wojak but has not much choice because no one else likes him, even though he's oblivious to this fact.
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Pepe is a more assertive figure than wojak, however that doesn't mean they can't get along
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They are two sides of the Tao, yin and yang, encircling each other forever, representing every conflict or relationship between two human beings for all eternity. But only Pepe knows this. That's why he looks smugly and knowingly at us all.

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Does suffering make you more mature/stronger?
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>>35621458
only if you learn something from it
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Not directly, but it accustoms you to the pain necessary for positive character development.
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>>35621458
If that were the case this board wouldn't be full of whiny manbabies

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Does jelqing work, /r9k/? I'm a dicklet who has mostly accepted his fate, but I want to be absolutely sure I can't gain a couple of centimeters. (preferably without permanent damage to my benis)
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>>35621445
Instead of doing that I do not remember the name but, there is this fruit that you can eat that makes your dick a bit bigger you can probably Google it
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jelqing is a meme and will fuck up your dick
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Enjoy you are broken dick

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>tfw reached financial success but still no gf
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>>35621435
Have you reached physical success?
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A girlfriend obtained on the predication of financial success is unlikely to fulfill you. You're barking up the wrong tree, enjoy being rich though.
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You have to wait until they hit 30, you numbskull.

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>quit vidya
>spend all my time on 4chan or fapping now

I'm gonna have to quit both. It's gonna be a rough one lads.
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>>35621350
what will you do instead?
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I know that feel all too well anon. I wish I still enjoyed video games.
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please update us on your journey to the normal world OP

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