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Fatbots: the shamrock shake is here
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>>35250702
Tried it. Not very good. Chocolate shake is better.
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>>35250702
Might have 1 (one) ((single)) during spring break if I can get to my goal weight.
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>>35250702
Disgusting, also McDonald's has the WORST milkshakes in the world. I ordered one a long time ago, had to throw it out because it tasted lukewarm and rancid or some shit. Can't believe people order milkshakes from McDonald's let alone enjoy them.
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/r9k/ Omegle thread: Sophia Edition
you're not welcome here anymore, thot
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Sophia is the biggest roastie to walk this Earth
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>>35250756
you might be right,sophia is the thot.
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yeah uhhhhh, lemme get uHHHHHHH
big mac
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https://discord.gg/682TB
:smirk:
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NORMIE SERVER
ASRFASGASDGSDSC
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Alcoholics welcome
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DELET THIS
new link btw
https://discord.gg/VmWBJF8
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How many girls have you asked out in your entire lives?
I've asked out 6 and nothing came out of them.
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0, though I think at least one would have accepted.
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About 20 I think not counting my two years attempting online dating. I don't ask women out anymore.
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>>35250621
0
Like I would give a cunt the satisfaction.
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How do you deal with the depression, disillusionment, and resentment after being beat up by a group of people?
I was taking a walk when someone threw a bag over my head and I got pummeled with kicks and punches. I couldn't see who they were and didn't even hear their voices. Even though I had my wallet with some cash in it they didn't even take anything, so I guess they did it just for fun. I filed an assault charge with the police, but I don't think it will go anywhere because I have 0 evidence to give.
No injuries or broken bones or anything, but I'm sore all over. Right now I'm eating an Oreo McFlurry to cheer me up. It seems to be working somewhat desu.
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Man, the McDonalds shilling on this board is getting really weird.
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>>35250599
Well they jumped you, the bag is some pretty faggot shit considering their numbers, just be more aware of your surroundings
Anytime your dealing with numbers, hurt one of them really badly and quickly.. the rest should back off, people who attack in numbers are automatically pussies
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>>35250599
they we're just a couple of droogies out for a bit of the ultra violence
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How are you going to die?
Have you really thought about it?
The only way I can really imagine dying is suicide.
It feels more like a "when I kms" not if...
How about you guys? How do you think you'll die??
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My goal is to die in the desert. Suicide by sunlight.
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hopefully murdered by a religious fanatic
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I'll probably just end up drowning in a bath tub or pool.
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Am i the only one that thinks asian women arent really that attractive?
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They aren't. Betas just fool themselves into thinking they'll have a chance because their animes told them that asian women are super submissive
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>>35250526
Same here senpai I prefer asian women (men) with vagina (feminine penis) they are way better and are built for cummies
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>>35250526
Yes you are probably a shill
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/r9k/ is mostly shit right now. The fastest threads are nearly all garbage (race bait, trap threads, gay ERP threads, etc.). Awful fast threads do not ruin a board as long as they do not prevent anything else from getting replies, but generally any threads that require effort or thought to reply to do pretty poorly.
Here are some basic solutions to this:
1) Bump threads you think are good. This is the most important thing to do. If you see a thread and think it's clever or it looks like some effort went into creating it, please bump it. If somebody posts lengthy greentext then, unless it's obvious garbage, bump the thread even if you don't read it. If you have nothing to say, that's fine, but as long as a thread you like is at page 7 or 8 you should try to get it to page 1. A slow thread does not stay slow forever, and each time a thread goes to page 1 it has a chance to gain momentum and enjoy post velocity for a little while. Do not give up on something because it seems dead, most of the catalog seems dead.
2) Do not flame bad threads. Trap threads do so well in large part because people flame them. Everybody who has browsed here for two weeks has heard somebody say that women cannot be robots, or that gender dysphoria is a mental illness, and almost everybody is familiar with the logic behind those statements. Stop participating in five year old flame wars that only shit up the board by keeping absolute garbage on the front page. Ignore or filter bad threads.
3) Try using the catalog. It can be fun to see how threads have evolved, but you are much more likely to find decent OPs on /r9k/ using the catalog, because most things that stick to the first page are damn near awful.
Discuss and post suggestions for making /r9k/ better.
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>there are people on this site right now, who don't use the catalog
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>>35250537
Most of them are probably oldfags.
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>>35250595
I'll give you another bump, because you put some thought into your post.
I wouldn't get my hopes up if I was you.
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Is jacking off dry when you're cut a bad thing?
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>>35250488
Yeah senpai. It's called chafing.
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Does /r9k/ prefer cut or uncut traps?
I think uncut penises look the most feminine.
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>>35250488
im cut but i can jerk off dry just fine. wish I wasn't though, if I had more foreskin it would most likely feel better as it would cover my entire head when stroking
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>Hey you wanna see a movie this weekend?
>1 hour ago
It's a no isn't it
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>>35250462
give it time, its not easy to reply to 7000 messages
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it's thursday, dawg. give it a few hours.
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>>35250486
Fuck off retard
>>35250462
Yea, it's a no. Forget about her
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkGnmF60n6c
>And we thought that he was doing allllllright
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>>35250437
https://youtu.be/1NZtVlNnjQM
Fuck off with your normie music
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LXl4y6D-QI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx97snsx7-I
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>>35250477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g85LqKXIgvY
Fuck off with your normie musik
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>tfw sexually submissive
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Cucked
Original comment
I promise this is original
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tfw tranny and people lose interest when i told them i cant top/vers
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35250687
Mentally ill cunt go back to /lgbt/
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Are asian girls literally made for white robots?
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>>35250418
They are made for alpha Indian men
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>>35250418
We have bigger penises than Asian men so there's that
>my father would fuck the ladies in the massage place filled with qt asians
>wish I was more chad like him
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>>35250475
Why don't you go the massage parlors? I think it's 100 for a fuck usually.
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Why havent you gone to any parties?
Look at the way these young sluts dress, you're are guaranteed a hand-job or at least her phone number.
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>>35250398
I do lmao
It's easy pussy
Get some liquid confidence in you and bang
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>>35250398
The girls in the left pic are dressed fairly conservatively in comparison.
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>>35250398
You need to know people and be enjoyable to be around to get invited.
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What's the best anime to watch to forget about your shitty life?
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Aria the Animation/Natural/Origination
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Kodomo no Jikan
ORIGINAL
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I'd say anything MOEthough there's the possibility that it backfires and reminds you how shitty your life is compared to the one of those qt gurls