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I want to fuck Milo's ass
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>>38158457
i liked the part where he said he chose to be gay but then said if he could choose he would choose to not be gay
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>>38158812
Doesn't discount the fact that I want to fuck his twink ass
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milo sucks
i really want someone to commit suicide
i want to feel good
whenever im sad i try to cope by making other people feel bad now. it feels so good
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rem
its aya
what can I do
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>>38158470
i dont know who that is mate
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>>38158455
Lots of people commit suicide. Think about all the unnoticed suicides going on in the world and try to focus to focus on their sadness.
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I went to the beach today
A lot of girls in bikini
I didn't find any attractive
Am I gay? My penis didn't even go up after seeing these fat cottage cheese sluts.
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Too much porn. It trains your brain ti only get aroused at full nudity or sex.
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I want to see the lady boy in a bikini instead
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>Asks IF he's gay
>posts underage sissi porn
Sage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6Ark_Gb24M
Thoughts on this video?
NEETs pls respond
clean up ur piss n jizz bottles
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>posting your own video
just buy a fucking ad you manlet numale
MMMMOOOOOOOOOODDDSSS
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For someone giving advice you look like shit. Didn't watch the video.
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>grow up
no, fuck off.
>just cleeeen ur room
>just beeeee ur self
>just doooooo smthin
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What should I fap to? 2017-07-05 12:27:13 Post No.38158364
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Dubs decide what should I watch and fap to
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Rolling for animal gore
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>>38158364
Klingon porn.
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Proxy Paige prolapsing
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100 years ago people used to live their lives now people live through Computers and televisions , let that sink itn
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Like a third of those kids would have died before adulthood though
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>>38158287
100 years ago I'd be dead where I live. Yeah thanks gimme my computer back.
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>>38158309
Also, if it's an orphanage, like it looks, they probably got beaten and raped a ton.
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Why are suits considered autistic all of a sudden?
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>pants aren't fitted
>no belt
>fucking tucked necktie
suits don't have to be autistic if you wear them properly
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>>38158202
Shirts for 3.80? Is that real? Are those secondhand or something? What's happening? Is this how shit is priced in the US?
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>>38158246
The sign says goodwill, which i think is a charity shop
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> be agirl(female)
> want to find a girl(female) to hang out with that also likes sewing, handcrafts, watching movies, reading books, playing games, cooking delicious treats, going out on picnic dates
> will never go out with her and explore local forests together
> will never cuddle while watching a horror movie
> all the girls I meet in my area are turbosluts that only want to be with someone that works two jobs while studying, like going to clubs and drinking an obscene amount
> don't do or like any of those.
> will never find someone to dress up with, do stupid shit or roll around on the grass
> will never do lewd things together and will never pin her down on the bed while seeing her blush and confused
Living in Europe is torment
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>>38158124
nooo why europe? I want nothing more than a friend to bitch n' stitch with over wine. I haven't had many lady friends and get a lot of pleasure from the little things like doing our hair/makeup, getting dressed, giving affirmations and such.
The fact that I could probably convince you to sit on my face is just the cherry on top. Thanks for making me sad.
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There's lesbians in europr
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>girl(female)
is there any other type of girl?
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> Friends suggest you date the 2/10 in the class and says you'd make a good couple.
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post pic of u
bloxbloxfblfdre
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>>38158051
>friends suggest you date the 2/10
>friends suggest
>friends
y tho
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>>38158051
>Friends suggest you date the 2/10
And then she rejects you.
Hah, just fuck my entire life up.
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>tfw no family or brothers
>tfw still have 2 years left at Uni
>tfw couldn't find a job this summer, shitty city
>tfw most of times eat once a day
>tfw rent money left for only this month
>tfw I'm just stealing connection from neighbor's wifi and it's low signal strength
>tfw can't find a qt3.14 gf because I'm very poor
>tfw can't be social because I don't have any money to go out
>tfw don't even have the money to buy Helium gas suicide kit
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i make 100k a year. used to make barely 11k
apply yourself and increase chances of getting lucky
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>>38158026
>couldn't find a job this summer, shitty city
The handshake is weak with this one.
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>>38158026
Yeah man, just get any job to stay a float, I had to swallow my pride after months of looking for a job in the field I studied. I was running out of money so got a shitty fast food job.
The boss sucks but most of the people I work with are easy to get along with.
I made one friend in the stock room, he is also robot, we talk about 4chan and quote really 90s Simpsons jokes.
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>goes on date for first time in months
>date orders a burger and fries
>we are suppose to share fries
>date covers fries with hot sauce to point you can't pick them up
>date takes one bite of burger
>looks at me in the eye while only eating the top bun
>slowly eats the soggy lettuce with a fork
>eats each ring of onion individually with his fingers
>eats the skin around the tomato before nibbling on the squishy part
>eats the bottom bun
>saves the burger meat to eat with a fork and knife
What do ?
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>going for burgers and fried on your first date
Found your problem
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I don't understand, was there not a moment where you said
>what are you doing?
>why are you doing that?
>why would you do that?
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>>38158178
I did ask but he just stared more intensely and grunted
He's a cute guy but he's a bit odd at times..
I'm thinking if scheduling another date but I'm unsure. His idiosyncrasies really threw me off. Should I bring up his odd eating habits before going or just ignore it?
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I am a 27 year old neet
-repeated high school at 21 after dropping out of year 12 at 18
-no post-high school qualifications
-worked in two jobs that lasted less than 1 week
-no friends since i dropped out of high school at 18
-never had female peer aged interaction. Went to an all boys high school
-paid for sex at 26
Ask me anything. Maybe you can learn from r9ks biggest failure. Pic is me
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>>38157906
You have brought upon family for not being doctor or engineer.
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>>38157906
Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users
All "rate me" and camwhoring threads beIong on /soc/
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we're close
>26, 27 in 2 months
>graduated high school at 19 because held back once (never went to class)
>6 years of college with no degree
>worked 3 jobs in my life, currently employed
>no friends since high school
>never had a gf
>never paid for sex, am I virgin
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>tfw have a date this week with a thicc korean fembot
What am I in for lads?
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Wow... didn't think you'd actually post about this on r9k...
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Hopefully something along the lines of herpes.
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>>38157871
>using thicc unironically
if you had said "belly korean girl" I would help, but you can sperg out and lose a girl who's too fat for you anyway
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>be me
>all your friends play Overwatch
>you're too poor to afford a PC that would run it
>not saying about the money for the game
>spend all the summer locked in a room playing emulators
>mfw
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>>38157856
overmeme is shit anyways
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>new game with stunning visuals come out
>PC is running on coal
That's a feel I haven't come across in a long time
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But son I just bought you that laptop last christmas, I think it's time you learned the value of a hard day's labor. ah ah ah no buts, we're going to take a little drive.
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How many anime series have you watched over your lifetime? (roughly)
What's your favorite anime? What do you recommend?
Post your MAL if you have one robots.
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>>38157784
About 80
Monogatari, Welcome to the NHK, Yuru Yuri.
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>What's your favorite anime?
Space Dandy. Watch it now.
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>>38157784
series 60-70
seasons 120