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what do you want to do, but too scared to do it?
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>>38328862
well rape of course.
o-orgasm
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fuck chink prostitutes
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>>38328862
Transition tbqh famalam

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Why do men have a problem with giving women cunnilingus?
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>>38328829
Vaginas smell gross and have like an acid flavor
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Why do women have a problem with giving men blowjobs?
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No woman will sit on my face.
That is my problem.

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Post products you bought that you regret buying and the reason you regret buying it.

I bought this piece of trash 4 years ago and it's been literally useless to me.

>Rotary knobs are shit and you can't even turn them at the same time
>Drum pads feel bad and you have to basically hit them with the force of a thousand suns to get any sound out of it
>Too few keys to play anything with two hands

I hate this piece of shit.
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i'll take it if you don't want it
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/r9k/ - Music
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the big con

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Is robot something people can see trough anything? I mean i seem normal from the outside and im not virgin walking but random kids and chads sometimes still pick on me. How do you free yourself from the curse?
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>"girls don't want Tyrone, it's just a meme. They all want nice guys with 5 inch dicks and aspergers"
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>>38328720

That guy still stayed with her what a cuck0ld
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>>38329005
HAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAH

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>My vagina when he says he is NEET, sleeps 12 hours a day, plays video games, watches anime, and has absolutely 0 ambitions
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>>38328717
>my vagina
get the fuck out
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Well..I work at a bar, sleep 4-6 hours a day, play lots of guitar, make lots of music

Do you still want it?
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>going to school
>sleep 7-8 hours
>barely play video games
>got me there
>what are you, my mom?

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I was too lazy to take off my shirt so I tried ripping it off. Turns out I was too lazy to do that too and now there's just a big hole in my shirt.

Ask me anything.
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when you finally kill yourself?
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>>38328997
Likely won't, something else will get me, I'm just living out my epilogue in peace.

I was trying to slowly drink myself to death for a while but I've stopped. Hard to tell if that was working anyway.
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If you don't answer this I will die in my sleep:

making jello with kool-aid and gelatine; an aptitude for reverse engineering or a symptom of the military industrial complex?

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Drumpfkins
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got your daily news update here, print it out in case of internet outage
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>>38328757
>got your daily news update here, print it out in case of internet outage

Wow it's fucking nothing
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If this thread has any replies past this one we have failed as a board

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im 19yo and my hairline is like pic releated

i dont know if i have been with this hairline all my life or if i have a receding hairline
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>>38319192
>>38278613
>>38282291
>>38288672
>>38295671
>>38306078
>>38309212
>>38311173

It's time to stop, anon. Seriously.
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This is bait right, it's gotta be bait.
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Everyone's hair looks like that when you're yanking it back as tight as you can, dipshit

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holy shit you guy's normies are killing themselves over some stupid blue whale challenge they go 50 days doing stupid stuff like carving shit into their skin and then they kill themselves on the 50th day like holy shit which one of you created this ? http://people.com/human-interest/texas-parents-say-blue-whale-online-challenge-led-suicide-son/
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is this even real life anymore

the memes have ascended
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old news

been there done that
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>>38328770
i know right normies are so fucking stupid its not even funny anymore like seriously ?

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THIS IS BETA TEAM 4, WE'RE TAKING HEAVY DAMAGE FROM NORMIE ARTILLARY FIRE, WE NEED BACK RIGHT UP, I REPEAT, BACK UP NO-*Explosion then static*
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THIS IS NEET TEAM BETA, WE HAVE A RAGIE ON THE LOOSE
I REPEAT
RAGIE WAGIE ON THE LOOSE
>RAGIE WAGIE ON THE LOOSE
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*grabs mic from dead operator*
uhm, what is going on, what to do?
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>>38329585
THIS IS COMMANDER RUPERT, CALL FOR BACK UP AND DESTROY THE NORMIE VILLAGE

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Why doesn't the internet have an age limit? Kids should be at least 18 to use the internet for non-educational purposes.
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>>38328499

Good luck trying to enforce it
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>>38328499
L0000L ur so randommmmmmmm
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>>38328499
Then why the fuck are you here?


Orig

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>Man in pic related died after working 16 hour shifts to maintain his family
>Was working so hard so he can take his family to Disneyland and his wife to Prague
>Wife gets mad because he's working too much
>They argue and tells her husband to sleep on the couch
>Husband dies
>Wife ends up with Husband's brother

http://archive.is/kDZjJ

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3995094/woman-ashley-murrell-husband-mikey-died-sofa-night-after-row-now-with-brother/
Holy fuck... I think this just destroyed the last piece of hope I had for women
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Women are souless automatons. The brother dindu nuffin
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>>38328580
>The brother dindu nuffin

If my sister married my future husband I would come back from the grave to headbutt her
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>>38328397
was having an affair with brother and poisoned husband..case closed

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>forget how I get to places or came from them
>forget if something actually happened or I imagined it
>look at basic words and wonder if it was always spelled that way
>can't understand basic statements
What's happening? I feel like my brains fried
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>>38328357
>someone is talking to me
>literally sounds like fucking gibberish or some alien language

every day
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>>38328357

Schizophrenia my dude
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>go to kitchen to fill up cup with water and get food
>always forget to bring the water with me so end up having to walk back

>can't remember whether i've actually taken my meds or not

>sometimes zone out while people are talking to me and my brain doesn't process what they've been saying the past few seconds or minutes

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>gf puts her chin on top of my head and giggles
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>>38328306
>tfw 178cm
>tfw not a manlet
>tfw not tall
>tfw painfully average
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>>38328306
How is this a bad thing? Happened to me before, not a manlet, thought it was cute.

Seems like the real problem your height is giving you is self esteem
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>>38328306
>manlet
>gf
nice fanfiction

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>you are walking home with your robo-waifu when a pack of chads push you over and attack her with baseball bats. They run away yelling at you to get a real girlfriend. She is lying on the ground crying, her advanced robotic parts twisted and broken. "Why can't I just be a real girl?" she sobs, tears streaming down her face.

What do you do?
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>>38328300
Bobzingo
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>>38328300
delete this thread

reeeee
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>>38328300
Reprogram her to be a killbot.

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