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2017-01-30 02:28:59 Post No.34517856
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You guys don't know how good you have it.

Not having any responsability of being an academic and having parents and teachers look at you as some kind of genius, an expectation you're forced to live up to.
Not having to deal with women's bullshit, who can't take a fucking clue and leave you alone when you're stressed out, instead they just complain more and pile their worries on top of you
Not having the responsability of having to keep social relationships intact and go out with friends and sluts, when you in reality just want to be alone.
Not having the responsability of working out every day just because you're narcissistic and can't tolerate an imperfection about your body
Not having to fake political correctness and having to pretend to be an SJW just to people like you
Not feeling like a cuck whenever just a female friend has a boyfriend, or not feeling like a cuck when a girlfriend talks to some any other guy
Not having constant doubts about whether or not you're good enough
Not having the responsability of having sex when it's expected of you when such a thing is tiresome and not very enjoyable
Not having the responsability of paying debts
Having the time to do whatever you want without worry

I envy you robots.

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 02:30:10 Post No.34517868
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tl:dr

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 02:30:24 Post No.34517869
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>>34517856
boo fucking hoo fagatron

Anonymous 2017-01-30 02:31:57 Post No.34517888
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>robots dont lift

This just proves OP doesn't actually even lift. Have you never been on /fit/ you DYEL fuck? /fit/ is basically r9k 2.0.

He is just projecting some false idea of what he thinks a robot is.

Anonymous
Why are chance encounters so romantic? 2017-01-30 02:24:22 Post No.34517804
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Why are chance encounters so romantic? Anonymous 2017-01-30 02:24:22 Post No. 34517804 [Report] [View this topic]

And when I say romantic, I don't necessarily mean love.

I mean that sentimental feeling you get when you think of something small that happened that changed your life forever.

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 02:51:41 Post No.34518152
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>>34517804
They're not. Roasties bump into Chads on purpose.

Anonymous 2017-01-30 02:53:48 Post No.34518184
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>>34517804
>>34518152
Exactly.

When you learn women's endgame, you'll realize that barely anything is left to chance. They'll literally stalk the fuck out of you and, seemingly like magic, end up where you are consistently until they can get what they want from you or lock you down in a relationship.

Women are absolutely insane. I don't know why you think this is romantic.

Anonymous 2017-01-30 03:08:28 Post No.34518381
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>>34518184
It's the sentiment.
What you wrote about women is correct, but not everybody understands thus- Many men will always assume women to be some magical unicorns and continue to look for "the one", even though she doesn't exist, and even though women are incapable of loving. But even when you get "red pilled, you can't help but sometimes crave these things. You know the world doesn't work that way, but you'd want it to.

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2017-01-30 02:23:12 Post No.34517787
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Anonymous 2017-01-30 02:23:12 Post No. 34517787 [Report] [View this topic]

I posted this to /v/ but no one believed me.
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Fuck youtube video game players.
My mum hit her foot on a big china bowel the kids left in the living room, they mess it up all the time and never clean and demand shit all the time.

My 11 yearold brother said he was sorry and hurried back to the computer to watch youtube celebrities or play 5 nights at freddies parodies.

Mum painfully said that his not sorry because he would clean up if he was, then my brother said "fine im not sorry!" and kept complaining so i tried to shut the computer and he wouldnt let me, then my 7 yearold sister and him screamed at me to let him stay on the computer, they never listen to me, but as soon as mum said he was not allowed to be on the computer anymore he went away from the computer.

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 02:30:39 Post No.34517874
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>>34517787
Get your brother and sister away from FNAF asap before they end up like vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRuLiZGP4fE

It's important not to give kids too much leeway with electronic media in general. My friend's little brother plays stupid mobile shit on his iPad all day, he's already addicted. Do stuff with your siblings, if the weather is good even outside maybe.

Anonymous 2017-01-30 02:38:24 Post No.34517963
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>>34517874
my brother will complain the whole time and be a cunt, sister cant go with me anywhere cuz mum thinks she will be a cunt as well.

i can only just draw more with my sister, i cant help my brother

Anonymous 2017-01-30 02:39:49 Post No.34517984
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What the fuck do kids get out of watching people play video games online

Esports I can understand, but why on earth would you watch someone play a single player game? Why not just play it yourself?

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2017-01-30 02:22:05 Post No.34517778
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Anonymous 2017-01-30 02:22:05 Post No. 34517778 [Report] [View this topic]

>abusive alcoholic mother got fired and forced herself back into our home
>never a time when I can be away from her
>walks into my room without knocking right as I'm finishing up a fap

YOU FUCKING BITCH THIS IS WHY I PISS IN BOTTLES SO I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AND LET YOU KNOW I'M AWAKE SO YOU'LL LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 02:52:44 Post No.34518169
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>>34517778
You sick fuck, who the fuck pisses in bottles out of necessity? Piss bottles are a collector's item.

Anonymous 2017-01-30 02:55:15 Post No.34518211
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op if you're underage call child protective services. One look st your mother and the unsanitary conditions you live in and they'll get you out right away

Anonymous 2017-01-30 03:01:27 Post No.34518306
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>>34518211
I'm not underage
although this has been ruining my life from even when I was pre underage

like I have legit anxiety about being in my own fucking room because she walks in whenever the fuck she feels like it, at least my dad started knocking every time when I finally told him it bothered me so much

I'm using a goddamn fleshlight and semen is coming out of me and she just fucking waltzes in with absolutely no regard because I had to actually get up to pee this morning and I didn't bother to sneak to the bathroom so she wouldn't know

you would think after I've thrown shit at her for barging in during her drunken rages she would leave me the fuck alone

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2017-01-30 02:16:39 Post No.34517724
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Anonymous 2017-01-30 02:16:39 Post No. 34517724 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT: We act like we live in the Stone Age

>berrypicker as fuck

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 02:18:36 Post No.34517744
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>>34517724
>TFW grog thunderugg gets to breeding

Anonymous 2017-01-30 02:21:05 Post No.34517764
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only real female is female with man log

Anonymous 2017-01-30 02:22:49 Post No.34517780
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>be 10,000 BC
>me see woman
>me take her to cave
>she take off loin cloth
>have chest balls and stick between legs
>me face

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2017-01-30 02:14:22 Post No.34517703
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Anonymous 2017-01-30 02:14:22 Post No. 34517703 [Report] [View this topic]

My lips have started getting sores at the corners and on different places on the surface, even though I put lip balm on them.

Could this be because I have a cold and have been breathing through my mouth lately, or do you think that I got some kind of disease ~~by making out with my girlfriend?~~

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 02:38:20 Post No.34517962
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Breathing through your mouth may give you chapped lips, but not sores. Sounds like oral herpes.

Anonymous 2017-01-30 02:41:36 Post No.34518011
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>>34517703
It's herpes. Having a cold doesn't give you "cold sores". That's herpes, m8.

People call them "cold sores" because the cold weather tends to dry and crack your lips and then their herpes can get through and turn into a pus-filled, infectious sore.
They also call them "cold sores" because many people don't realise it's actually herpes and many others are in denial and/or trying to cover it up. Disgusting fuckers.

Anonymous 2017-01-30 02:44:54 Post No.34518051
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You might be having an allergic reaction to lip balm. I had the same problem for months, the solution was to stop using lip balm and stop licking my lips so much.
Read this
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/eos-lip-balm-faces-potential-class-action-lawsuit/story?id=36283650

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2017-01-30 02:12:48 Post No.34517686
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Anonymous 2017-01-30 02:12:48 Post No. 34517686 [Report] [View this topic]

Repost of total gay fembot greentext from /lgbt/.

Here's the link: >>>/lgbt/7667204

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 02:21:56 Post No.34517777
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>>34517686
Lesbians are tragic desu
They're literally female robots.
>have crush on chick
>chick gets dicked by Chad
>suddenly she hates all men because her crush got dicked by Chad
Literally female robots

Anonymous 2017-01-30 02:28:07 Post No.34517844
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>>34517777
Hmm. Valid theory, except for the fact that there is no Chad mentioned.

For all we know, it might be a Stacy.

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>>34517777
At the same time, if Stacy is dumped by Chad and gets pissed at him, they're not too unlikely to "play around" or "experiment" with the close girl friends available

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2017-01-30 02:10:06 Post No.34517648
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Anonymous 2017-01-30 02:10:06 Post No. 34517648 [Report] [View this topic]

I have a math exam worth 20% of my grade in 3 hours and I know none of the material

What is the best course of action

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 02:11:12 Post No.34517659
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kill everyone in the class
good luck OP

Anonymous 2017-01-30 02:11:40 Post No.34517668
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>>34517648
Adderall quick paced studying and go in there and wing the shit out of it.. be the first one to walk out with a grin on your face and make your classmates feel inferior so there will be a curve

Or you could cheat..

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>>34517648
>tfw I should study for my physics exam right now

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 02:10:00 Post No. 34517647 [Report] [View this topic]

>with gf
>slowly make a move at her, kissing her neck and shit
>doesn't look that comfortable and looks frozen.
>she's a past rape victim so I'm scared of traumatizing her
>"If this is making you uncomfortable, just tell me to stop, okay?
>"Ok"
>continue
>a minute goes by and she still looks uncomfortable
>"Look, if you want me to stop just tell me to stop, okay?
>"I know"
>a minute goes by again
>stop
>"Why'd you stop? "
>" You didn't look like you wanted this"
>suddenly blows up
>"THIS IS WHAT PISSES ME OFF ABOUT YOU. WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE EVERYTHING I SAY AT FACE VALUE? WHY DO YOU KEEP OVERTHINKING EVERYTHING I SAY?"
>storms into her room

Why the fuck are girls from /r9k/ so weird?

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she wants you to rape her like how chad did it

you now know even when it comes to rape chad does it better than you

Anonymous 2017-01-30 02:14:51 Post No.34517708
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>>34517700
Actually it was her dad.

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>>34517647
I dated a girl who was molested by her uncle

She let me slap her and cum on her face all the time

Good times

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 02:07:33 Post No. 34517618 [Report] [View this topic]

Mental illnesses don't really exist. What's your fucking excuse, robot?

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 02:09:50 Post No.34517645
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>>34517618
This. They're a slush fund created by the jews.

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Uglyness, poorness
/thread

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>every part of the body can get sick
>EXCEPT THE BRAIN LOL

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 02:00:04 Post No. 34517537 [Report] [View this topic]

>Be 10/10 extremely handsome chad-bot
>Girls still ignore me, still won't hang out with me

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 02:01:14 Post No.34517547
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>>34517537
this really you big B?

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>be 10/10 extremely handsome chat-bot
Get the fuck out of here, normie.

Rape Victim 2017-01-30 02:33:13 Post No.34517903
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Rape Victim 2017-01-30 02:33:13 Post No.34517903 [Report]

You look like the sort of person that would rape me in public, and I'm a man.

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 01:58:06 Post No. 34517517 [Report] [View this topic]

> Hey big bro, why do you have so many pictures of me on your laptop?
what do?!

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 02:03:35 Post No.34517583
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>>34517517
i just love my family okay. see, i have alot of picture of mom too!

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>>34517517
>"why do you bring faggots to our house every night?"

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>>34517517
Butt. I put the pee pee me pee pe in the but

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 01:56:43 Post No. 34517499 [Report] [View this topic]

I'm not going to kill myself but can anyone convince me why I should live?

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 01:57:36 Post No.34517508
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>>34517499
>but can anyone convince me why I should live?

For love and laughs

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>give my life a purpose
you got to figure it out yourself senpai

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>>34517499
because god doesn't approve of suicide, it is just as bad as murder

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>ftw too smart two bee smart

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 02:22:53 Post No.34517782
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>>34517386
Intelligence is a spook

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>>34517782
xD!!! ebin!!! really funny stirner response XXDDDDD i know about that guy I read about him on /po/!!!!!!!!! XDDDDD

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Just to correct you, dear genius.
>be

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 01:45:31 Post No. 34517363 [Report] [View this topic]

>gf hasn't had sex with me in two weeks
Fucking hell I need to cum inside her right now!

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 01:49:01 Post No.34517397
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ffo kcuf

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Anonymous 2017-01-30 01:52:56 Post No.34517444 [Report]

haha that's what you get for falling for the gf meme ya dumb norman

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>>34517363
Cum inside my ass instead, that'll show her

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