why did it have to end
>>35458351
If you dont bind yourself on a 3D woman, you wont get your hearth broken.
>>35458665
holy shit, sry i am high af. Didnt want to make this fucking newfag shit post. Holy shit, it smells like 9gag there
>>35458691
it's alright anon
made me chuckle
still feel like killing myself though
I (25 y/o male) will probably be losing my PIV virginity at St Patrick's party. I'm way out of my league but optimistic.
I'm going to "nerdy sex-positive, kink/LGBT/poly-friendly etc." house party on St Patrick's and there's going to be ample supplies of alcohol, nudity, and public sex. I don't really consider myself to be a virgin per se, I've been intimate with several different partners but due to being the typical sheltered homeschooled kid I had nonexistent sex ed growing up and was always too scared to do anything penetrative out of fear of getting someone pregnant or getting an STD. Lots and lots of oral and digital sex but nothing beyond that.
I've been single and with extremely few sexual encounters since I was teenager and am finally educating myself and putting myself back out there. I already know and get along very well with just about everyone that's going to be there, seen most of them naked, and even played around a little bit with the couple hosting it, and there's a very good chance I'm going to be finding a corner to lay down a towel and hook up with someone (or someones) that night. I've never bought condoms or lube and generally have no idea what the hell I'm doing but I'm actively pushing myself to learn and explore. I know the hosts will be supplying some of the sexy supplies but I figure it's smart to bring some of my own too and (any advice in that arena would be helpful).
Most everyone there is much more sexually experienced than I am, (ages 22-35ish) with both vanilla sex and beyond so I'm feeling way out of my league, but they've been very understanding and acknowledge that "everyone starts somewhere."
Anyone else ever been through something like this before? I'm very optimistic even though I'm flying blind.
>Might as well take in the ass too
>cover all the bases
>>35458326
>"nerdy sex-positive, kink/LGBT/poly-friendly etc."
You're getting gay sex or nothing at all man
>live in upstate ny
>literally everyone has better weather conditions
>>35458314
Are you in Rochester? We get one shitty windstorm and everyone is ready to kill themselves........our weather is not that bad, desu
>>35458314
Snowed pretty hard last night here in NY
>try to go for a stacey
>realize it aint gonna happen
>let her reply to a message and don't message her since
This means I win after all
>>35458291
D E V I L I S H
Should have taken the opportunity to just try whatever, see if she responds.
>>35458470
No way, I don't want to risk losing this boost to my ego
what do you do when literally nothing is even remotely in the realm of "enjoyable" anymore?
suicide seems so inviting
Lay in bed until I find a desire to do something.
Sometimes I'll stay in bed for days at a time just waiting to die. But eventually I'll want to eat something, listen to a song, or play some video game.
>>35458357
This except I do nothing but browse and shitpost from my phone the entire weekend waiting for the next Monday to come
I want to die
>>35458279
>what do you do when literally nothing is even remotely in the realm of "enjoyable" anymore?
Drugs. Lots of drugs.
Discord for autists and /fit/izen autists. Come join the fun and talk about your shitty life, degenerate things, genocide, and much more!
https://discord.gg/4CFswyf
>>35458272
Wowie zowies!
>>35458394
Yowzer wowzer!
bumperinodinoo
>tfw no wan wan
Oregano Oreganolismo
wan wan
>origamio
What type of wan wan?
>>35458601
It's got to be a husky of course.
Love and Rock,
Love and Rock,
PEACE!
General TTGL love and /comfy/ thread.
TTGL Is one of the most overrated shit ive ever watched.
How do people like "friendship powerups" and "friendship is my power" anime?
>>35458226
loli Nia >>>>>>>> adult Nia
>break up with bpd ex
>go on 6 month bender
>bang 10-15 girls
>finally start feeling ok and get over it
>stop drinking/uusing drugs and start working out getting life together
>one day
>wake up and have genital warts
>>35458219
Kek so? Just get the lotion for it and keep it to yourself
>>35458274
this. it's just a coldsore on your dick. don't be a pussy.
>>35458219
>break up with bpd ex
>start working out getting life together
are you me anon?
also gained money from my senpai, got myself a 9/10 iranian fiancee and am on track to finish my masters. it feels good man.
So a friend just gifted me EUIV. I've played Victoria 2 before and a little bit of CK2, but I mostly play Civ and Total War.
>Because EUIV is the most /robot/ game, what nation and time should I play?
>What DLC should I buy, if any?
>How does it differ from Victoria?
zulu world conquest
>>35458214
It's far more easier to learn than Vic II, you'll manage. Economy is simpler, no pops.
Play some major nation for your first playthrough. I think Castille is the best choice, as you have to colonize and participate in European politics at the same time.
Most important DLCs are Common Sense, Art of War and The Cossacks, but wait for a sale and buy them all. Most of them add flavour and features to specific religions or regions, so it's dependent on which countries you're going to play.
most robot nation is east friesland
more casul blobbing
How does /r9k/ feel about the recent spate of hate crimes in the US?
- http://koin.com/2017/03/09/hate-crime-suspect-arab-you-need-to-leave/
>Hate crime suspect: 'Arab, you need to leave'
>He was charged with assault, unlawful use of a weapon and intimidation
>SALEM, Ore. (KOIN) - A 52-year-old man is being accused of a hate crime after allegedly attacking a restaurant employee with a metal pipe and calling him a terrorist.
- http://ktla.com/2017/03/05/sikh-mans-shooting-in-washington-state-investigated-as-hate-crime/
>Sikh Man's Shooting in Washington State Investigated as Hate Crime
>Police are searching for a gunman who allegedly walked onto a residential driveway in Washington state and shot a Sikh man in the arm, authorities said.
>The gunman allegedly told the man "Go back to your country." Police are investigating the shooting in Kent as a possible hate crime, according to CNN affiliate KIRO.
>The victim is a U.S. citizen, originally from India's Punjab province, Seattle-area Sikh community leader Jasmit Singh told CNN.
- https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/02/24/get-out-of-my-country-kansan-reportedly-yelled-before-shooting-2-men-from-india-killing-one/
>He yelled "Get out of my country," witnesses say, and then shot 2 men from India, killing one
>Authorities in Kansas filed first-degree murder charges against a man accused of opening fire in a bar there, killing one Indian man, injuring two other people and causing fears about bigotry to reverberate across the globe.
>According to witness accounts, the gunman reportedly told two of the people who were shot - both Indian men who work for Garmin - the technology firm to "get out of my country" before opening fire and had also used racial slurs during the Wednesday evening shooting.
This is /r9k/ not /pol/ you shouldn't get paid to shill here. I'm going to tell your boss you fucked up and posted in the wrong place
You left out all the crimes directed at white people.
>>35458310
Probably because the recent increasing is directed at non-whites.
How did your parents react to your piss jug?
Bonus points for shit juggers.
I jnocked mine over in the dark once, One of those big jars. Mommy never saw it. she only smells the piss apparition
>>35458261
I once thought my mom found one (again), turns out it was just a Ice Tea bottle. Also, bump.
>>35458182
>tfw my piss bottles sit amongst my juice bottles, but with the labels slightly deformed, and since the bottles are opaque mom doesn't notice even when she walks right past them
I am a sexual deviant and i have a cuckold fetish. It started off as femdom and cuckolding was the next step in my sexual deviancy. I am not confined to my cuckold fetish, i fetishize doing anything to please the girl so if she wants to be dominated then i can dominate her and get off to that real well because im still serving her
I read things about cuckolding and i always see shit like "cuckolding is where a man with a small penis lets a guy with a large penis fuck his wife" etc. What has penis size got to do wiht it ? Its total bollocks. My dong is 7 inches long, its nothing to do with my fetish
Another thing "men with cuckold fetishes are pussies". No im not im pretty manly and confident. Im dominant in my every day life, i am just a sexual deviant.
"Cuckolds are male feminists and lefties". I vote ukip and supported donald trump, it has nothing to do what so ever with my deviancy.
"Cuckolds are bisexual or gay". Literally fuck off, i would never do anything gay it makes me cringe.
I hate how pretty much all cuckold videos have a bi sexual theme and always joke about my supposedly small penis which isnt true.
I used to use cuck as an insult jokingly because lets be honest its a pretty aweful fetish but i cant really help it. But now im starting to get pissed off with how many stupid people there are who say stupid shit like this.
End of rant. Ama if you want
>I'm a sexual deviant
you're a pussy
>>35458139
Why?
Sorry i dont just want to shag a girl in missionary for 5 minutes and roll over and go to sleep you boring cunt, nice one mate youre well hard
>>35458216
why is sexual gratification so important to you? tell mme about your relationship with your mother and father.
Reminder that there is NOTHING wrong with incest...
...If you're Chad
>>35458101
>tfw you will never screw a nearly perfect looking airbrushed qt.
Y even live?
>>35458372
airbrushed personality as well
>>35458782
And the alternative is. . . ?
Knowing how many of you shags mean to see this poor girl dead for one reason or another (or so they'll tell me), I find it awfully hard to believe this site hasn't yet become a haven for hired operatives and private investigators.
99.9999% of the people on /r9k/ are completely harmless. Even the weird autists who are obsessed with this poor girl who looks terminally ill. Also, I'm sure this place has been monitored at least semi-regularly by the FBI ever since that school shooter posted here.
>>35458068
No matter how few they are, that doesn't make the dangerous ones any less dangerous.
I found this on youtue. Im making this the new lel.
Haha...just found this posted on jewtoob in a Godspeed comments section...
The thread is on fire, and there's a tripfag as the OP and the dubs are all muddied with a thousand lonely digits and Moot is no more The admin is corrupt and we're on so many bans with pirated music on and our shutters down We're trapped in the belly of this horrible site and the site is crashing with no survivors 4chan has fallen down and the boards are all fearing and the stormfags are shitposting all over /pol/ It went like this: The chan tumblr'd in on itself Redditors posting memes picked through the archives and still can't grow pubic hair The robots were beautiful on salt All twisted normies getting on their board Everyone trolling our sacred orange boards I said, "have a sad cum bb, I haven't seen Lavren waifufagging on /mu/ in days" You bumped my thread and there we posted shit like "kill yourself, fag" or top kek I visited /b/ one morning and scroll a little down It's still the valley of traps I open up my thread and it's full of replies