I MISS MY ONEITIS SO MUCHAND I WANT HER BACK!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!
>>37774488
Checked. Did you two even talk or date or something or is it just because you're obsessed with her?
>>37774536
We've been friends, took me too long to realize she was into me as well.
What does r9k think of Taeyeon?
Asian QT 3.14. 10/10 would bang.
ITT: Roasties getting originally BTFO
A man walks down the street, he says,
"Why am I soft in the middle now? Why am I soft in the middle? The rest of my life is so hard!"
Where's my wife and family
What if I die here
>>37774282
If you'll be my bodyguard, I can be your long lost pal
Anyone else here eat their toothpaste? I had a strange addiction to them, especially the minty one. Been licking tiny bit of toothpaste everyday for over 2 years now
Good morning, normans. I trust you all slept well? What do have lined up today?
>Reminder that this is a thread for normies, by normies. Robots need not apply.
Think I want to walk to the park
Last night I hit it off with a tinder girl.
She was beautiful and way more intelligent than me and she enjoyed my shitty lines.
I found out she is leaving back home because of work and was just visiting my state.
>why does this always happen
Pic related she kinda looks like that
So I was watching an episode of Murder, She Wrote the other day and there was an episode where a girl had been kidnapped when she was a child, but nothing could be done about it because the statute of limitations had expired.
And it got me thinking, what are other peoples opinions on statute of limitations?
Are they a good thing? Are they a bad thing?
Ball Bustin'
Bwa hahahahahahaha!!!!
Bust Shadow The Hedgehog's balls!!!
Dad found the french nudist folder from 2008 on a laptop that I thought I buried in the junk in our basement
Has anyone here bullied other people? Do you ever think about the people you bullied?
nah, they're probably better than me that's always how it works out in tv shows
>>37774038
I did, not even sure why really. Just felt good I guess, not proud of it but I really can't make up for it now
I have, but only when they wanted it.
Sometimes I get carried away and tease people a little too much even when they aren't asking for it, but if they get upset about it I stop.
When I play certain games I really like to troll and grief, so I guess that might count as bullying too.
Why, do you want me to bully you OP? Hmm?
>tfw the only thing i have in life is university
>im almost done with my bsc
>should be studying for a really important exam
>dont
>waste my time away as Im counting how many days i have left
>I will probably fail it and drop out
>then i will have nothing in my life
i should just kill myself seriously
i just cant study
i ccant
i dont know why
the moment i start reading it i get sick and panic
how did i get this far
help
>>37774018
Brother, are you decently fit? I have a proposition for you if you are
>>37774283
Join WWE?
>"GET OVER HERE ESTROGEN BASED CUNTS! IM GUNNA FUCK YOU IN THE ASS!!!"
>>37773947
Anon has such a way with words
>>37773947
Alpha as fuck, the girls will literally line up for you. Get out there and slay some pussy OP.
How wouId you service and please this goddess?
fuck her giant busted o-ring donut hole
>scared of hang myself because if i fail i will be 60 years in a hospital bed suffering because no euthanasia in my country and because my mother is catholic af
>>37773755
>hanging you'reself
what are high buildings