Why are straight people so BORING?
>>36619124
Please kill yourself originally
>>36619124
Cause they have no fun. Wanna be my bee eff? I'd love that
Reminder that faggots and trannies will be wiped out in your lifetime and there is nothing they can do to stop it:^)
Tattoos can be hot on girls to a degree. Too many can be gross looking though. But how come robots hate them? Are they generate? Discuss.
There is never a time when a tattoo improves a woman's appearance. Moreover they look in some way "coarse" or "rough" whereas women should be smooth.
putting any artificial shit on your skin or hair is degenerate
>>36619146
I that they are hot should I kms?
>tfw don't give a fuck about fetuses
>Couldn't care less if they get aborted or not
>Still want abortion to be illegal
>Only because it would fuck over normies
>>36619108
Absolutely this. I am against abortion but I would let my girl have one in a second.
>>36619108
Yeah that kind of thinking is the reasoning behind most of my politics
>>36619108
I'm Libertarian, but outwardly Conservative (knocking the arguments rooted in religion). Kinda like how I'm a full on Communist, but I know better than to outwardly suggest that social establishment because humans are individually driven and only work together because of circumstance.
>fell for the feminism meme
>be me
>awkward nerdy kid
>manage to grow into my body and stop giving a fuck
>work hard and plan a financially stable future for myself
>manage to hide power level enough that i get laid occasionally but girls never want to date me
>"you're being a fuccboi anon"
>"you can't just use women for sex anon"
>"one night stands are gross and you're gross"
>settle down with a nice enough girl
>years later realize all the sex i'm missing out on as i'm getting older, fatter and uglier
>support my girl and i for the forseeable future as she made no plans for the future
i think i messed up dudes
>>36619103
>Got laid?
>financially stable future?
You sir disgust me. Do you know where are doors right?
>>36619474
i.. i'm sorry
>>36619103
It's never too late to change, you can do it and get that pussy again
>mfw $13 for a beer at my local bar
>>36619070
How much beer though?
>>36619313
>a beer
One (1) beer, compadre.
b-but think of the exciting atmosphere of the bar!!!!!!
please help my mom says shes gonna let me getting circumcised, if i dont get a job within the next month
apply to wendys
>>36619021
>let
If you're legally able to work she can't legally make that decision for you.
Sit on your ass in her basement into your 50's to call her bluff.
>>36619021
You know you have to agree to be circumcised, right? No doctor will cut your dick unless they have your express consent.
>tfw no pure 90's Japanese gf
Do girls like this even exist anymore?
In rural China.
>>36619003
Post them faggott
>>36619003
how the fuck would ignorant farmers have anything in common with a first world girl from the 90s
>sitting at home cozy while I watch wagies work their asses off
Work harder wagies!
>>36618936
man i wish we had this at my job. people watch us go hard as fuck, high fives all around when we crush it
>>36618936
Dat nigga is not workin tho.
>>36618936
link me my friend
>tfw I'm pretty my sister and my mom are having a sexual relationship with each other
Is this what it's like to be double-cucked?
Why not get in and make it a 3some?
>>36618929
Do you fuck one of them ?
It's sad if you are not allowed to fuck them.
Please post more details. How are you sure?
How do you prevent oneitis syndrome? I never had romantic female attention before and it's creeping up on me.
>>36618848
Realise that she is just like other women and there is nothing special about her
The only place I goto is the gym, other than that I'm at home all the time. Being a NEET makes it very easy to avoid oneitis.
Last time I spoke to a female outside of my family was probably back in high-school, I'm nearly 30.
>>36618907
And this is why I'm desperatel trying to become a normie. I never want to be you.
So I met this girl online and she used me as a crutch and then ghosted me as soon as she found a Chad to fuck. I have no nudes but her bra pics and I looked the stupid cunts phone number up and I found her Facebook. Has her full name friends and high school. I already screen shotted her friends profiles and names.
How would I go back blackmailing her for nudes? Is it illegsl to do so? After I get them I will post her nudes phone number hometown and full name with Facebook and you guys can have fun with her.
Should I message her with my profile or make a fake Facebook and use it through tor? Will she be able to identify it as me because of the pictures? Or use a texting app to directly message her number? I just went through her Facebook and bookmarked all her little pfriends.
I actually found her moms fscebook hahahaha people who use Facebook are so stupid they're literally asking for this I have her hometown and everything
Post her pics here first
>>36618779
Friendly piece of advice, you're too dumb to pull this off and most people on /r9k/ would rather see you burn than her so they'll tell on you rather than help ruin her life.
>>36618779
>blackmailing
>is this legal?
Well what the hell do you think, OP?
Of course blackmailing is illegal. Highly.
Can we get a chart thread going?
>>36618753
Here's the template
Orig
>>36618753
>a fucking white male
>"robot"
go away brad
>>36618753
I guess the other charts pretty good too
>mother was bitten by the cum homunculus
whats going to happen lads?
>>36618734
in 9 months you'll have a brother-son
>congratulations
>>36618734
>FATHER DISTURBED THE SEAMEN VORTEX
lads what advice can you give? quick!
>parents fell into the cumbottomless pit
>house to myself
lets have a jewish meme thread
Respectable choice OP.
Oregeno
Back to /pol/ with you
Ravioli ravioli give me the originali
>>36618699
oy vey origigigigi
>ywn be 14 again
>ywn come home from school flip on the tv and watch caillou and csi for hours
>>36618603
>14
>watches caiou
What the heck mister
>>36618670
how did you not? that show was top tier my younger brothers watched it and I would sit and watch it. It was entertaining my man always going on adventures
>>36618698
Different folks different strokes