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>>37599805
MUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH~~
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP* *Spreading shit on the bed with his tail*

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Flush that disgusting creature down the toilet.

>>37599805
I don't like fat black girls

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>>37599672
This gave me an idea: introduce honking fines. Hang signs that read, "Don't honk! $350 penalty." Wagies can't help themselves and honk anyway, generating fine revenue and more tendiebux for us.

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>>37600012
Well memed honk

Can robot wagies exist?

Make me frogcuck

>implying I would ever give out free (You)s for those who are not worthy

don't be a baitman then

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>>37599536
Not my seed

I have a basil and a strawberry plant but I live in a flat. I'm moving soon to another flat with a balcony so I hope I'll be able to grow some other stuff there!

There are a lot of other plants in my house but it's mostly my parents' and they're decorative

Mostly a strain I've had a few years. It's a Jamaican seed (male) crossed with OG Purp from an Oakland clone. I've kept it going for about 7 years. I sprouted some random seeds too. Mostly seeds I've collected over the years.

>>37599407
>une message
Un message
Un

que paso taco

The Treachery of /r9k/

Truly a classic piece.

>>37599284
Bumping for interest in original

>>37599284
Mom and one friend would be devastated. And psychedellics once a month help me curb the urges. But really when my mom dies id probably heavily turn towards following through the thoughts I have daily and off myself.

The only other thing is to become a dad I think and spread my good genes into another generation. But who am I kidding with that? I'm a social autist.

Last girl that showed interest in me I had a panic attack in front of. And she completely tried to help comfort me, during and after it. I ended up reading her cause I was completely embarrassed since she saw me like that after only like the 3rd time we hung out

>>37599563
Deading*

Working is awful

>>37599250
Pretty much, it can get better. But then you'll have those better memories to look back on, and be like shit its gotten worse.
Now its shit again and you regret ever living

>>37599250
7 months into wagecucking and my life has become boring. I just count the days until the next holiday... 6 weeks more.

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>>37599156
>this cat
i like this cat

i wish he was my friend

>>37599174
I thought you killed yourself how unfortunate

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>>37599174
>you are being nearly lewd in a other thread
ayyy

also it will be forever my cat

>album still not arrived

BRAAAAAAAAAAARP

originalio lariginalio

>>37599003
To remind us of our civilising mission.

She desires to be BLEACHED

Kinda, i still dont get the french infantiry waifu...

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>>37598871
>Are historical waifus best waifus?
yes, sounds like you have become enlightened, my friend

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where does one acquire androgynous historical gfs?

>>37598840
OP ya gonna get CTS if you're not careful

>>37598840
Pls fap safely op. Ur pepe is only one and delicate

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>>37598840
maybe this will help

> oregano

At least your dad is alive

you can have a cool dad in your mind

he just needs to die so your imagination can take over.

>>37598684
hahahahahah cant even talk to your dad wew what a life

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>tfw none of your three friends have the same lunch period as you and you are left to fend for yourself

>>37598656
>come late to school, sent to reception to register coming late(I don't know why they did it that way)
>receptionist tells me: "Why are you late? If I come in late I don't get paid."
>I pause for a second and respond: "Yeah, but we pay to come here."
>get sent to principal's office, told I have to apologise or get detention
>say I'll take detention
>never get detention

>>37598656
>pop paper bag during lunch
>told I could have caused a scare like columbine
>get detention

No you got it wrong, it's more like

Why was I not given a fair chance in life all I ever wanted was to fit in and be a normal person but either a crippling physical or mental defect has stopped me from doing so Ive been bullied since an early age and have no social skills and the very same people who actively ruined my life are now all successful and considered good people by the general populace and I'm still stuck in my hole that i will bever crawl out of because I was never able to become a part of society why did this happen to me?

>>37598917
Yeah this is more accurate

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>>37598917
this. if you have the mentality of ops pic related chances are you are a normie

I believe in a god that loves us all. It's just blind faith, and it's easier to believe that way. I don't believe in god in a traditional sense I guess, call it deism, really. I think this world is imperfect because god set the universe in motion and let it run like clockwork. One day he'll envelop us all in his eternal love. Or so I hope.

God exists, but we're like toys to him. He enjoys watching us suffer.

if god exists, he has a lot of explaining to do.