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Why do girls on 4chan enjoy camwhoring so much?

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>Got a tinder girl coming over for beer, pizza and netflix, any tips for a virgin?

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>go to a house party for the second time of my life last night(first when I was 14)
>housemate I go there with disappears with a girl straight away
>anxiety
>plug in my iPod and lean against the wall in the crowded living room listening to Franz Schubert (it was his birthday recently) and tapping my beer can
>see a group of people sitting on the two sofas laughing
>lean my shoulder on the wall not to get their attention
>qt girl comes over after an hour or so
>I take out my ear buds
>"Hey, are you friends with Mike?"
>Mike's the guy who hosted the party
>tell her I came with a housemate but he's left with a girl
>she asks why I'm standing there listening to music
>"n-not sure"
>she tells me the group by the sofas are playing a game where they shout insults at me louder and louder until I notice
>heart starts beating mad want to leave
>"hey come chill, I'm lisa what's your name"
>"a-anon"
>go outside, where everybody seems to have gone
>as soon as I'm outside look around to see where Lisa's gone
>two jock guys pick me up and another takes my iPod and searches my pockets for my phone and takes it out
>they carry me down the garden with people yelling and whooping
>people crowd around with camera phones
>they sing some shitty drinking song and then swing me into a pond in the garden
>everybody's laughing, they throw my phone and Ipod on the bank
>get out soaking, pick up my shit and run through the back gate and run home crying
i want to die why do anything

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>10 more days till march

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To the Asian girl who was curious about feet, I had this response written out:

Upon closer inspection, they're not as great as I thought. Not bad though.

Different guys have different tastes in feet, but I like kinda thicc feet, as opposed to bony. And I like very pronounced curvature: high arches, strong width disparity between the heel and the first row of toe joints, toes that are very bulbous at the ends with little to no space between them

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Where is caltech viet qt?

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How would you summarize girls today?

Pic related.

From dumb whore who follows a trend, to ''i think i'm smarter than you and you can't judge me for acting like a whore'' and follows an another trend.

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> People listen to American Football and get sad because their gf broke up with them
> You listen to American Football because you've never interacted with a gril but you want to pretend that you have

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Holy fuck i never thought this would happen to me.

me few years ago:
>miserable/depressed
>hair loss
>bags under eyes
>fat as fuck cuz i gained like 25kg
>not a woman would ever look at me

>be me now
>lost like 20kg
>look relatively normal
>teeth are a bit better
>get better sleep so bags under my eyes are less prominent
>eat better, feel better, etc.

This happened
>walk towards home
>walk past a few girls
>one of them whispershouts:
>oohh handsomee..
>haaandsommee...
>act like i didnt hear her cuz too startled + autism
>keep walk on
>I have this big smile on my face when i turn around the block

a-am I going to make it?

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How can you hate women when a woman gave birth to you and raised you?

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>manlet 5'9
>skinny
>weird face with asymmetrical bolbous nose
>never had a proper gf
>friendzoned 3+ times
>literally incapable of doing mental arithmetic and in general retarded at math
>weird voice
>facial hair grows in strange spots
>of course, virgin at 21
>kissed a girl once and it was a joke "marriage" when i was 15, was a peck on the lips and that's it

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Friends, I've taken the true redpill and ascended to full boghood.

I used to be a neet virgin robot who was depressed and always anxious but no more.

>Wake up refreshed every morning
>8 hours of sleep without any sleeping drugs
>Take a 2 mile run and meditate 30 min
>mix up exactly 100mg in 1ml methamphetamine
>Plug it in my rectum while reading something like Mann/Kafka
>Eat a nutritious self cooked 1k calorie breakfast
>Go to work and do the best job out of anyone every day
>Eat full lunch, dinner, and drink 3L of water only, no trashy sugary juices
>Completely quit smoking with no cravings
>Acne is gone and stopped biting my nails
>After work read books, do yoga, and help an old ailing family friend
>Bedtime rolls around, fall asleep without problems the second I hit the bed
>Cuddling with GF while high is best feeling ever

This is the key to a healthy and productive life. I can run a 17 minute 5k with a normal heartrate every weekend too and I'm confident, content, and caring throughout the day. Take the crystal pill and be reborn.

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> tfw no qt to bite your neck

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/teen-dies-hickey-stroke_us_57c5f288e4b0e60d31dc03e7

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Why do so many of you guys think that sterilising yourselves with hormones, losing some of your mental and physical vigour, and/or becoming a human cock sleeve to Chad is worth it for the love and attention? If you spent half the time and energy into getting a girlfriend as you would trying to pass as a trap, 99% of you would find a girlfriend.

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I don't get it... What the fuck are we doing so wrong that we don't have girlfriends? How long have we been running around in circles trying to figure out how to get a girlfriend, sharing experiences, bartering advice, and working on self improvement? How is it that there are so many of us here completely unable to kiss a girl even one time? Are we simply damned from birth to be lonely?