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Do you like qt Latina grills?
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>>38749233
If she's nice and detests hook up culture, yes.
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>>38749254
would you let a nice Latina woman sit on your face?
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>>38749524
Forgot about this thread, sorry.
Uh, if we were in a long term relationship and our future together was looking well, yes.

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>tfw just flushed another batch of genetic material down the toilet
>can't help but feel like an existential murderer
Does my wanking prevent a life?
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existentially murder yourself
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If beating your dick is making you think about that, should probably just take a break from jerking off an do something else instead.
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>>38749212
Think of it this way anon: If you hadn't wanked, and refuse to wank, eventually they'll come out in a nocturnal emission or they'll just die in your balls. Even if you managed to impregnate a woman, all but one of the sperm would die anyways in most cases.

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I TO FOCUS ON THE PAIN

THE ONLY THING THAT'S REAL-
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>>38749191
who would have /disarmed/ him and saved the lives of roasties here?
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>>38749313
no one if you tried to stop him you would have been shot
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>>38749350
but im trained in the art of CLOSE QUARTERS COMBAT

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How would you feel if you learned that your girlfriend's past partner was bigger than you?
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>past partner
no thanks
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>>38749167
It wouldn't make much of a difference to me, seeing as it's my dick she's gagging on night after night.
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be glad i finally have a gf

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>ask dad to buy some canned chili to make chili cheese dogs
>he comes back with this
literally just beans in chili sauce. I swear to God this fuck up can't do anything right

Also, general dad/parent hate thread
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>>38749058
You sound like a real loser.
If I was your dad I would've kicked your ass to the correct ages ago
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He keeps forcing me to apply by speaking with the manager but they keep telling me that the whole process is online now.
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>>38749107
>defending a guy who can't even get the right chili from a store
you're the real loser kid

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who else nigger faggot here
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>>38749054
me but too ashamed to tell anyone i like BWC unless i am anon of course
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>ywn never be a qt trap and get fucked by bwc
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>>38749082
>me but too ashamed to tell anyone i like BWC unless i am anon of course
how can you be anon
if I am anon

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is it safe to buy marijuana off someone from reddit? in a city where it's decriminalized.
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I wouldn't do it.

You don't know anyone who smokes it? You could ask them where they buy from.
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>>38749005
Maybe?
Most people from reddit are losers, so you'll probably be safe. Bring a loaded glock so you can cap his ass if need be.

Keep it chambered, but leave the safety on.
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why don't you guys buy it off the deep web? its safer and you don't have to get your ass out of the house

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Mom told me there's some sort of darkness in me that she hasn't ever seen before. Why does living hurt.
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Who says that to their kid? Your mom sounds like kind of a bitch.
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She's being melodramatic. She just wanted to try some cool lines. Women are childish like that
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Her life would be better without me in it. And my siblings' lives. My ex's life.

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Why none of you guys try to better yourselves?
Leave this wretched place and become the man you want to be.
Picture unrelated.
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Hey man I just finished school for the semester and work for the day. I think I'm doing what I can.
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>lift
>get heart attack
>earn cash
>normie gets mad
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How do I get better at not being short and non-white?

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Post anything that relates to trying to better your situation: Questions you might have, pieces of advice you have for others, personal experiences, anything.
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>finished school with an A in my class for the semester
>due for a promotion at work
>trying not to drink so much

Why do I still feel bad inside though
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I'll ask a pretty basic question, what's a good trade for robots to get into? I've been thinking about welding myself, but i'd like to hear some other recommendations.
>>38748835
Perhaps you're not satisfied with your current path, or your neglecting some other part of your life right now? Can your express how you feel bad inside, specifically?
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>>38748925
I just think I'm a shitty person who deserves to be miserable. No matter how much good I try to do in the world it's still marred by my bad deeds. I've heard that caring about being a good person counts for something but idk how true that is.

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Hey /r9k/, do you wanna know what love feels like? Take five Tramadol's and smoke a couple bowls of weed. The comfortable warmth that comes after is exactly what it feels like.
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>>38748788
But what if I don't have any friends and so I don't know any drug dealers to buy from?
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Plug some methadone

comfy desu
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>>38748788
yeah yeah, drugs are good until you're sober again

tell us something new

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I barely escaped becoming a robot. ask me anything.
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>>38748776
Tell me your life story.
How did you escape being a robot?
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>>38748863
This but instead of life story why should anyone give a fuck?
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>>38748876
lmao this desu

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Dad: Why don't you have a girlfriend yet?
Mom: When will you make us grandparents?

How do you respond ?
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>>38748763
Never. You failed at raising a well-adjusted human being
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>>38748763
My mom used to say this all the time, all throughout my 20s.

"You want grandkids? Because I can go make you some grandkids. I can pop out a few this weekend if that's what you want. It's not like it's hard."

That's when she'd smack me.

>36 and single.
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>>38748763
I never expected to be hearing this but I'm 21 and my parents are starting to ask

I'm not a loser or socially inept, I just can't ask a girl out to save my life and I don't want to try if I don't really like her

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Where I live is exactly 2am. Any late night feels robots?
I have one:
>met nice girl on party
>make out
>we actually have a lot in common
>we really like each other
>later tried to add her on social media
>denied and blocked
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Todas putas
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>>38748849
todas
all of them
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>>38748701
2 am here as well. Nova Scotia by any chance?

>put ad on Craigslist saying I'm a 30yo virgin looking for sex
>first response i get (after a dozen or so adbots) is this

Why is it so hard for normies to understand that older virgins exist

Posted in the wrong board the first time
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>>38748628
>I don't judge, I swear
>but seriously?
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>>38748628
they are very gross people that have sex constantly
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>>38748659
What got me was

>i honestly didn't know it was possible
>but im not judging

Howis it hard for normies to understand that people who lack social grace don't lead normal lives, sexual or otherwise


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