How common is it for co-workers to fuck each other?
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Depends on the people involved.
Lets say you have an office of 20~ people of relatively average attraction. There's at the very least one pair.
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>>34681107
Do they do it at work?
I saw a video of a black guy bending a white coworker over a scanner in an empty office room and it was hot as heck.
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>>34682107
If they're alone and think no one can be watching then sure.
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let's get a quick rundown of the demographics of this place, shall we?
I wonder how many true robots are left
>age
>gender
>country / state
>race
>job
>political stance
>religious stance
>physical disabilities
>mental problems
>virginity status
>kissless or not
>handholdless or not
>do you live with your parents
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>>34677886
19
Boi
White
Student
Republican
Christian
Nope
Debatable, major depression, social anxiety typical shit
Nope
Nope
Nope
Yea
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>>34677886
>age
21
>gender
M
>country / state
UK
>race
Brown
>job
Part-time mechanic / full-time student {EEE}
>political stance
Left leaning / centrist
>religious stance
agnostic
>physical disabilities
Physically strong
>mental problems
None - (mild dyslexia?)
>virginity status
Y - due to be married mid March
>kissless or not
N
>handholdless or not
N
>do you live with your parents
Y
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>>34677886
>>age
48
>>gender
male
>>country / state
I don't recognize any nationality except "Earthling" -- and that's open for negotiation if and when life is discovered elsewhere with which I can express solidarity.
>>race
Race theory was debunked decades ago. There's just humans.
>>job
Part-time tarot reader on a little folding table on the street. Full-time community organizer and radical unionist.
>>political stance
Mutualist anarchist, card-carrying Wobbly, and past alumnus of Anti-Racist Action.
>>religious stance
Jungian mystic
>>physical disabilities
Diabetic for 25 years, chronic pain from peripheral neuropathy, and gradual loss of eyesight from a rare form of glaucoma called pigmentary dispersion syndrome.
>>mental problems
Severe and untreatable lifelong clinical depression, social anxiety so severe I've fainted more than once in busy supermarkets.
>>virginity status
Asexual, but experimented when I was younger.
>>do you live with your parents
My parents threw me out with nothing but the clothes on my back when I was 17 to, in my father's words, "root hog, or die."
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>meet a femanon through contact thread
>she seems nice and we share some interests
>exchange pics. She thinks I'm cute.
>start talking about sexual topics
>she likes being dominated and sexual humiliation
Every time. Why you fembots are like this?
I'm not complaining by the way. I'm sure other robots have similar experiences.
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>>34676524
>he had a run in with opal
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Dunno. Why are so many men on here sexually submissive? I've never met a dude on here that didn't enjoy being dominated by a woman. Why are robots like this? Why are robots so lewd and obsessed with femdom? Why does femdom make a robots dick diamonds?
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You need to understand that the hatred against women in this board is kinda high, and yet, these females like to frequent here and try to get attention from the same posters who complain about females.
Do you honestly expect them to be wife material? Fuck outta here.
Girls who browse here have serious mental issues, and not the good ones like being shy and antisocal, i mean the real shit ones like being a whore in denial.
This place is hella toxic anyway, what you expect nigga?
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NO WOMEN HATE THREAD?!
New women hate thread
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Dumpidu 1
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The imouto threads can't be dead, I just started getting involved!
>pic related is how I feel right now
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I will anal bump this shit, yo
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Second for Laura having celebration sex with her father.
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One more butthole bump just for good measure
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ITT: Write a letter to someone who may or may not read it. Use initials to let the lurkers dream about it.
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This last thread was real. Idk if I can take another one. Ah go ahead bring the Intel
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let's hang out again soon
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>>34665553
What happened? Someone wrote a letter to (you) in the last thread?
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Stop being pathetic loser !
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>>34660931
Well whooptee doo let's see what we'll have to stop to do.
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>implying this meme will better my life instead of it being as if I never stopped that one thing for a day
fucking memes
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Let's see what I'm gonna pretend to not do for a day
tfw no bf to make me fear and helpless
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>>34689867
Assumed bait by default
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tfw my dad beat my mother in front of me when I was a little boy
2bh she deserved it some of the time
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>>34689937
i meant more vampire and damsel in distress
and other, but nevermind. i am sorry to hear that :(
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Can't get rejected if you don't bother asking
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90% of the time you're gonna get rejected
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fuck dude. I just dont want to get laughed at, and then everyone in the entire school knows what I did, and then the rest of my time in class is just embarrassing.
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>>34689688
If I wanted to see normie memes I would have went on twitter
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Has a work of fiction had a profound effect on your personality? What's your philosophy for surviving as a robot?
I used to be so strung up about trying to do the "right" thing, where the "right" thing was connected to the "normal" thing. I would try to emulate whomever I was around because I was desperate to fit in. I felt like I needed to stop browsing 4chan, to quit video games, to move out from my parents, and to find a girlfriend. I was convinced that nothing would accept me and that failure to do these things meant I was a failure. That changed after reading Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? by PKD. For those of you who have not read, it's a keystone sci-fi novel that Blade Runner is loosely based on. In it, they have a religion of Mercerism. I've modeled my own philosophy based on it. Now I always try to do my best in life, even the things that I do not want to do. If my best is not good enough, I cannot fault myself because I know that was my limit. Mercer says that we all have to do things antithetical to our own nature, which as a robot is a lot ("You will be required to do wrong no matter where you go. It is the basic condition of life, to be required to violate your own identity"). And no matter if my best is not good enough or that I have to hurt myself as I live, that someone (perhaps the abstract notion of someone) will accept me for who I am, and that I don't need to reject myself. My ideas are not completely in-line with the story, but it was the basis. Also in the book, there are "specials" that have absorbed too much radiation and remind me like some of the low functioning robots that post here.
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>>34689556
>t. sophomore who just got into literature and thinks this is incredibly deep
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>>34689556
yeah, i was living at home and my life wasn't going anywhere, so I read Atlas Shrugged and the Fountainhead repeatedly until I got a job at a startup company and achieved self respect and independence.
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I guess the closest would be Natural Born Killers. That life can and should be disposed of like that, just for fun if nothing else, is something I admire. Something I also aspire to is to write something that would have a similar effect that this work of art had on me. I.e. to show the glory of torturing other lifeforms. Why would you do something like that? Well, for fun, if nothing else. This idea though, I will admit, is tantalizing in fiction moreso than in real life. But it is tantalizing, and I believe that no one yet has done it justice the way it should be done.
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Is she, dare I say, /our girl/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXDe9DYUONE
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>the female version of Trump
No thanks.
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>>34689521
She is probably married to a beta faggot.... So Maybe?
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>>34689552
She's nothing like that orange idiot Drumpf.
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I don't wanna go back to work! Don't make me! Don't make me!
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But you have to, Anon. You are a cog in this capitalist machine.
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find a successful worker and suck his dick in exchange for shelter
otherwise, go die in whatever way seems best to you
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>>34689750
le capitalism is le evil may may XD
Just finished my first day at my new 50 hour/week job!! I really made it brahs, now I will be happy! I love working all day!
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bright side = dosh
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>>34689433
Checked
How much do you earn?
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>>34689505
$15/hr
:-)
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How do we ban all forms of sex except caucasian procreation
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>>34689359
>not banning sex altogether
We can make babies without intercourse these days. Why do we still not only tolerate but also encourage degeneracy?
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>>34689359
Y u 4 mad white boy?
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>>34689359
Ban non-white procreation? I'd say join the most extreme of the KKK neo-Nazi groups in the US and work to win them a supermajority in the Senate and House, since this policy would require a constitutional amendment. But since even the most extremist neo-Nazi groups on Earth only want to ban miscegeny, they would revoke your membership for advocating views that are too inhumane.
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Is it ok for a 18 year old senior to ask a 15 year old sophomore out to prom?
There's this insanely cute girl in my PE class who I really want to ask but would it be weird? Would I get arrested? Help guys I don't know what to do all the girls my own age are roasties that look down at my autism and they all have boyfriends - did you guys even go up prom? Can a robot survive prom? Help :(
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Definitely not okay. You are gonna have to go solo.
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Only if you're willing to marry her.
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>>34689271
I DONT WANT TO BE ALONE I WANT TO HAVE A NORMAL LIFE WHY ANON