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New discord. This one is best one desu

https://discord.gg/U3kuRmq
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Sorry wrong link

https://discord.gg/h3xrqh8

here's the right one
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>>35203019
No, its actually
https://discord.gg/U3kuRmq

But thanks anyway
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>>35203102

actually, it's https://discord.gg/YecsMun

don't mind this imposter

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I'm completely dazed you guys. I feel lost in the stream of life.

I'm a 22 years old male who basically failed everything. I used to be anorexic in highschool, evidently I didn't focus on work and I was just an awkward mess all along. I still don't know what to do, having failed all the prospects I had (missed both tries for med studies).

I'm currently studying to be a nurse, a job in a field I have absolutely no will to work in anymore. It's a dead end occupation with no prospects, exceptionally so in France, I mainly picked that field out of desperation and fear of not having something to fall back on. But I keep on losing my time since I'm 18.

A thread came up some time ago where a guy on /pol/ claimed that he finished his studies and started working in an engineer firm at 30, where his coworkers were 5 years younger than him and he hated it.

I had a sort of depression after failing in the first field I initially picked, which lasted long enough to fuck me up: lost contact with everyone, got isolated even more. I lost a large amount of time and, consequently, opportunities; now that I have enough courage to get up and do something, I feel like it's already too late and so far behind everyone else because I'd start anew, at the ripe age of 22.

How do I deal with this? It's not bothering me as much as I'd like it to, I never felt more peaceful since I left all my former accointances. But I want now more than ever to get a good career and embrace life. It just feels like I'm denied all of this.
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You're asking the wrong board lad


>>>/adv/
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>>35203124
Thanks man. But /adv/ is a bunch of faggots. I'll still try. Original.
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what my advice to you would be is to stick to it and finish your degree. After that, you can reexamine your options.

Anyway avec un diplome d'infirmier, tu peux travailler dans les pays du tiers monde pour medecin sans frontieres ou des trucs du genre.

moi jai 35 ans et j'ai rien foutu de ma vie.

bonne chance

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Why do you think people are more attracted to people who look similar to them? Why do people change in front of women? Why are you too shy to talk to someone, just act like a bro?

Also just general "gf" thread, post pics of, talk about gfs, get out lonely losers, only losers allowed.
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ahahahahah idiot hahahahaha
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>>35202863
Fuck off you mongoloid twatish fuck and neck yourself, die right now and nobody would miss you so fuck you you fuck.
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>>35203345
What's wrong, can't get a gf? Maybe if you grew up a little bit haha, loser.

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>Left wing extremeist SJW at uni
>Actually a genius 1600 sat 35 ACT all a's
>Supposedly genderless and sees it as a social construct.
>Is told by school that she must either identify as male or female.
>must then follow dress code for chosen gender (private uni religious)
>Has an aspie rage fit.
>drops out of our school.
>guess who is now one step closer to valedictorian?
>thank you Liberalism
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>>35202745
>1600
>genius
I got like 1640 and I consider myself the stupidest out of all my "friends"
Two of them got over 2k and one had like 1800
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>>35203130
>moron
No one counts writing.
Hes saying she got 800math and 800 reading you dumbass.
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Being a genius in university = enthusiastically agreeing with everything Professor Yehuda Fritzeldberg says.

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Only how many days left, wagecuck? I guess I don't keep much count of how many days of slavery you're on for before your two days of freedom. That's the great thing about being a NEET. Everyday is a day of freedom to me.
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>>35202700
>being entirely dependent on mommy's allowance or the state's Pennies for Retards program

>having no self-reliance

>freedom

hmmm
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>>35202700
Do you guys get neetbux or do you live off your mom and dad? TruNEETs are on neetbux
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I work 7 days a week, but there's a possibility I might be fired soon.

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I just heard some banging downstairs. I think someone might be breaking into my house. I'm sitting upstairs in my jocks, scared and erect.

What should I do?
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>>35202677
>What should I do?

Start jacking off
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>>35202722
I cant, my fap computer is downstairs. I'm in my sisters room using her laptop.
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>>35202677
Lock yourself inside a room and call the cops

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Ever tried masturbating while high? It feels amazing and you cum huge loads
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>>35202588
Hell yeah i fucked a couch cushion while u high and moaned like a dolphin
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>>35202588
yeah i felt like i was in the porno and when i came i forgot to close the laptop with porn playing lmao
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>>35202588
uh duh

who hasn't?

Now masturbating while tripping on magic mushrooms.... now THAT is a fucking experience

Quite literally hallucinated fireworks behind my eyelids as I busted the biggest load I ever have

all while sitting on a public toilet

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>got an online gf(first i have every had)
>have spent 2 weeks chatting now
>already beginning to get tired of it
>she is robot tier and i keep finding flaws despite all the red flags i ignored when i first started talking to her because muh dick
>turned out shes like a 5/10 which might be ok with me but shes not my type

what the fuck do i do? ive come to the conclusion i just need to get a real life normie gf.

i used to post on r9k for hours everyday for about 2 years but then i stopped and this is my first post here in about a year. the past 12 months i have actually been improving my life and becoming a normie and been happy except for still no gf although i have gotten close. this girl is actually starting to send me into depression and i find myself falling back into my old beta robot ways since i met her. i thought i escaped this shithole but i find myself slowly sinking back.
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>>35202526
>what the fuck do i do?

Break up with her

Also redpill me on what you did to become more normie
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>>35202526
However im not sure im cut out for a normie gf either. I need too much alone time and hate feeling the responsibility of having to talk to someone every so often and maintaining their emotional interest. it just drains me physically and mentally.

i always think i want to have people im close with but hate feeling like i need to do enough stuff to keep them interested. i think i prefer only being responsible for myself while just putting off the commitment to someone else to an unspecified future date that wont come. "i will get a gf eventually" but it will never truly happen because subconsciously i dont want it to happen and i will put off the commitment until i die. the idea of a gf is much better in my mind than in practice. even though this is just online, i think one in real life would be more draining.

i will never be truly happy relationship wise. either miserable feeling alone or miserable and tired with someone i dont want to be with and am only with so i dont have to feel the other feeling.

/diary
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>>35202590
>got job
>began dealing with people daily
>have gotten pretty good at it considering i could barely look at people before
>made some semi friends, lots of acquaintances
>got fit and started finding more useful and productive things/hobbies to do
>stopped browsing 4chan for about 6 months, r9k for nearly a year until now

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Is AMD the robot brand?
>Cheap
>Most PC's run Intel according to steam hardware survey
>edgy red color config
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>shitty
>Doesn't work
>Nobody likes
Yeah sounds like you're average robot
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>>35202454
I really like AMD, excellent value and performance.
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>>35202524
Been running an overclocked fx 8370 for 3 years has treated me well. I'm just to poor to afford Intel is the only reason I use it

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Can anybody here edit a summary for me?

I'll pay money via paypal

Basically, I have a summary for a film I'm imagining, and I'll pay you to edit the summary to make it look all nice and cute - better grammar, more captivating wording, etc.

Interested? [email protected]

To be honest I don't know how we'd do this...It feels a little odd to pay you before hand, and if it's not noticeably better than what I have it'd feel odd to pay you, you know? Lucky for you, My writing is pretty standard.
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Google Hemingway app
There you're done
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>>35202402
buy that service at Fiverr instead of con a fellow robot

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Is it worth signing my life away to some chick that I don't even like?

Most just look fat and not very attractive. I just want someone with an average BMI and a decent face.
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I did it. It's alright, better than nothing otherwise.
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>>35202340
It's obviously better if you can find someone on your own terms that you love but you can always grow to love someone and if you're absolutely hopeless an arranged marriage isn't the worst thing in the world.

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Why do you guys hate women ?I
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Because they will not have sex with me or love me. After so many years, it seems disrespectful desu. It is not like men are picky.
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Why should i need something imperfect and annoying when i can just have the eternal god of this world, also called 2d, desu?
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>>35202308
your contradictions are grotesque and look like from an alien realm. ours - since are ours - look legit to us. that's true for both males and females anyway, if you are a shit you will be disliked anyway

fishsticks > tendies
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>>35202192
Do you mean fish fingers?
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>someone throws fishsticks in the oven near me
>smells like aquaholocaust for next 24 hours
>i complain
>they deny

i've killed for less

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>be pic related
>live THE life
>join normiebook
>describe yourself shortly
>"I HATE NORMIES"
>mfw

are women, dare i say, retarded?
fembots and larpers, your opinions are not demanded, hide thread and go somewhere else
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We're here to stay you permavirgin
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>>35202064

God, she looks fucking stupid.
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>>35202103
good, the more you stay here the less damage you do irl

Do you have any ordinary isolated imagery not humorous by itsself but hilarious with personal context and the story along with it?
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It sounds like you're asking for a Hmmm thread.
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>>35202052
Eehhhhhh not really.
But if you want.

My pic was just a visual aid for a story someone told me.

In this facility people sometimes must govern their own locker arrangements in the room.

Pic is your point of view. Seeing that guy.
You're in a room, you moved the locker, he moved it back.
Its uncomfortable because you have to look at eachother if it isnt blocking between you.

I just picutred this curb your eenthusiasm problem of the guy restless lrg sleeping and turning to awkwardky st rare at you in his insomnia pissing you off

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