>he sees the blinking and glowing lights of his devices charging or otherwise in his room at night and pretends he's in a comfy spaceship
>he pretends to be piloting a robot while on rides at an amusement park
>he pretends the thing wearing mummy's skin can't kill him if he keeps the nightlight on
>>35160870
>he sits in the wind, closes his eyes and pretends he's warping through space and time
What would you rate yourself on a scale of 1 to 10 as a person?
>>35160863
I don't really understand the question. How can a person be rated with one number?
>>35160863
A solid 8.
I don't talk much, and I help out when I can. I haven't really done anything to make me consider myself to be a bad person. Aside from laughing at autistic kids, of course.
>>35160863
5/10
Also cute webm
>Entire extended family thinks im gay because no gf ever
>actually just beta/unlucky
>Entire extended family thinks im gay because no gf ever
Jokes on them, I am strictly heterosexual!
Tell them they're faggots right back then
I use to just be unlucky in getting girls. Now it's like none of my hobbies would really fit with having a girlfriend around, a girl just wouldn't fit in my life without getting in the way. Their loss. My life is getting better and is going to keep getting better. Fuck them if they didn't want in on the ride when there were room for passengers. That ride has left the station.
>>35161964
This. My hobbies are history and computers you can probably count the amount if girls that like these things on 1 hand
So this faggot it's attacking emperor Trump, Are you going to sit there and watch this happend??
>>35160754
bitch cried over a lion on national tv, who gives a shit what he thinks?
>>35160754
How? I like Trump and that picture is kind of nice. They could have done a better job photoshopping it, looks like somebody did it in paint in 12 seconds, but cool.
>>35160754
>So this faggot it's attacking emperor Trump, Are you going to sit there and watch this happend??
What did he mean by this?
ITT: Words that trigger americans
healthcare
Originally, of course
reasonable portion sizes
>>35160744
PopuIar vote
Anyone ever date a nerdy black girl? I know one who I'm attracted to and I think she likes me.
there was one that posted on here a few months ago
Are you white, original OP?
>>35161237
Nah. I'm not black either.. Asian.
So if I stand myself up on a stool with the noose around my neck and tied to something secure, do I really just have to kick that chair, within ten seconds of no control I'll be out, and then it'll be over?
I've always imagined I would regret my decision within those 10 seconds and even if it is that short strangling to death sounds really fucking unpleasant. Instant painless death via shotgun to the roof of your mouth is the way to go.
>>351610678
can it be buckshot you think or os slug more effective
not gonna tho just curious
also not op
>>35161061
this >>35161115
goes to you
sorry
I have one week to become President of the United States or I lose a bet.
What do??
Get ready to suck your friend's dick.
>>35160594
>I have one week to become President of the United States or I lose a bet.
it's not gonna work out anon
>>35160594
y-you can still win!
Do pretty girls poop?
Like I know for a fact ugly girls poop, but how pretty do you need to be to stop shitting completely.
>>35160574
Never. In fact the prettier a girl is the more violent, stinging, and frequent her bowel movements are. Their farts also become louder more pungent, and harder to control.Why did I get a boner writing this I'm not even into it?
>>35160574
Ugly girls poop less than pretty girls, I think. I wouldn't know really how much a pretty girl poops but I know I dump like every other day. Also, I have smelt a pretty girl's fart. Their farts could fucking kill someone to be honest desu. absolutely disgusting
Pussy does not belong on the pedestal. TAKE IT DOWN.
I love my girlfriend to pieces, but her pussy is not on a pedestal. She is a human being just like me.
She shits, pisses, farts, AND bleeds. She has hair in her butt crack. Her asshole is not bleached white, its dark. Her vagina secretes questionable things besides blood.
All part of being human, doesn't bother me one bit.
>tfw when I'm balls deep inside my cute skinny PAWG and she moans "I love you" into my ear
Feels good mayne
>TFW girl I'm stalking on Facebook account turns private after posting her pic here
Does that mean she browses here?
>>35160557
No shit. It gives her a notfication when a picture is posted outside Facebook. Why would you do that?
>girl browsing r9k
Are you the guy who posted the chick and claimed it was your sister?
If so, I told her senpai. She was not hard to find on normiebook
why is watamote the best animu ever created?
because shes female but almost human
>>35160489
It's not thooooriginal
Because she is a very cute girl, yet more than just that.
So much more.
>Be 20
>Life goals consist of getting a job that pays enough to fund a single bedroom apartment
>Have pet of choice
>Enjoy convenience food and beer with video games every night
>Dress up like a girl sometimes
Anybody else /smalltimedreamer/ here? Fuck goals, I'm shooting for a comfy realistic life.
>>35160440
>dress up like a girl sometimes
Your life goal should be tying a noose and putting it to use
That pretty much describes the extent of my ambition too, OP, but I do get this nasty feeling sometimes like there is something I really ought to be doing. Occasionally I feel a little existential dread like I'm not living up to my potential or I'm not going to end up having anything to show for my life, but when I consider that the universe itself will supposedly eventually cease to exist, I start to feel a little better about everything.
>>35160440
My goals as a fellow 20 yr old are to:
>Finish college and get comfy office job
>Live in apartment or just buy a house cause why not
>Use money to try out all the hobbies I've wanted to do throughout my life.
>Live cheaply and save up money to retire early.
STOP THE FUCKING RINGING
GET IT OUT OF MY EARS
>>35160383
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
bee urself
Here let me help you
https://youtu.be/OpjGxq5uE3A
>>35160424
If bananaphone could cure tinnitus I would listen to it daily desu
this tinnitus is starting to piss me off
How are robots here managing to get fembot gfs? I read about it all the time yet I don't see how it happens.
Bf/gf request thread I guess.
>>35160357
They aren't.
Robots don't get gf's. You're thinking of the normies that regular this board.
1. "Fembots" don't exist, erase the concept from your mind because it was purely invented as bait.
2. Robots don't get girlfriends.
>>35160660
>>35160697
There are definitely robots who have "dated" fembots over things like Skype.
Horrible experiences thread? Horrible experiences thread.
>tfw 4'9
>Got bullied by two drunk roasties in public (one actually grabbed me) and people just laughed
>When I was going home an old woman thought I was a lost child or something and asked if I knew my parent's phone numbers
>Couldn't say anything I just kept wlaking
>Never left my apartment since
>>35160354
>be me
>16
>good looking but super autistic
>at school
>french class
8/10 qt comes to my desk asking for help with her homework
>we start to talk and I make her laugh
>she says that she kinda likes me and that she'd like to spend the weekend with me
>fuckyeah.jpg
>"uhh... Yeah sure"
>"cool ! See you tomorrow anon"
>as time past, we start to fall in love
>I've never been this happy in my hole life
>mfw I wake up
>mfw I realize that it was just a fucking dream
>>35160354
bump for interest
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>>35160354
I temporarily dropped out of college for a year due to depression. Anyway one night my mom while drunk she looks over at me and says, "thousands of dollars i've spent on you and you have nothing to show for it, you're pathetic."
My brother has also told me to kill myself on multiple occasions. From the look he gives me I can tell he wants me dead. Those are two pretty bad ones i can think off right now.