>Always laughed at the wagie threads telling myself I wont end like that
>Now I have two part time jobs and work every day
Get me out of this nightmare someone. And no my country doesnt give out neetbux
>>37860150
Guess you're not laughing now huh?
btw it only gets worse
>>37860172
>it only gets worse
Yep. Thats my nightmare. Im living with parents and just need to accumulate some money so maybe I could invest it somewhere later, or start my own business. But once I will need to buy food and pay rent I will be literally living on bare minimum if I want to put some small amount of money aside
How is that supposed to be bad? You can save a lot of money if you live with your parents and invest it in order to try to get out of having to work.
If anything the doomed ones are the neets, once their parents die or their autismbux dry out they'll be homeless. You are lowering the chances of this happening to you.
Congrats on getting your life back on track.
*blocks your path* going somewhere whiteboi?
>>37860062
*walks under her legs and goes out the door*
>>37860062
I have an original boyfriend
Original original original
I said stop calling me that...
How does it feel knowing you're literally subhuman? You're here, you can't be blissfully ignorant of your worthlessness anymore. Even if you try to deny it, you know deep down don't you?
>all you are good for is being a cum receptacle and reproducing, exist to be dominated and degraded
>physically weaker than men no matter how much you lift
>smaller brains, less neurons, practically mentally impaired
>will never achieve greatness in any pursuit
>basically a child that can't do anything by itself
>brain constantly clouded by emotions, can't even think logically
>prone to lying, cheating and malicious behavior you will justify on your precious hormonal feels
>any suffering you feel is literally nothing and your own fault
>yet you can never feel true happiness, just alternating temporary hedonistic pleasure and emptiness
>will never experience loyalty or real friendship
>can't feel true love, even what you think is "love" is just your fickle entitlement that changes on a whim
>after all the Chad's and Tyrones have used you up and you've hit the wall, you will lose all value, the best you can do is marry a beta you will hate because of your disgusting nature and divorce, becoming a single mother and failing your social obligation not to fuck up your children
If you've realized how banal and meaningless your pathetic roastie existence is why are you even still alive?
I think this was posted by a male
>implying anyone has an actual 'purpose' anyway
>>37859990
Please stop trying to reduce the supply of females!
They're not subhuman, but you may be.
>work part time at old high school for summer money
>There's a big hoo hah about staff leaving and such
>Turns out the head doesn't want to pay for maternity leave
>There's 180 staff in this school
>32 of them are on maternity leave with a few more waiting
Holy shit why is this allowed? If I said to my boss "hey I want to take a year and a half paid leave for a personal decision of my own. If you don't pay me I'll take you to court" I'd get fired on the fucking spot. Why is this shit allowed?
i heard that kind of thing has something to do with pedestals
A Year and a half? What sort of liberal paradise do you live in? The standard here is three months, then you either come back or lose your job.
>>37860018
UK, women are entitled to 1 ye maternity leave after birth and up to 5 months beforehand
>tfw literally autistic and retarded
>tfw always was the class clown
>tfw became an amatuer standup comic and """""""""being myself""""""" and now found happyness
ngl tbqh this is pretty based all memes aside im literally autistic but i claim """"""""bi""""""""' and have men and women paying for my stuff because im funny even though im babydicked and manlet.
i cant swim or ti my shoes and im nearing 30 but humor is literally making me survive.
do you ever sometimes just make high pitched shrieking noises for no apparent reason?
>>37860017
ya its usually when i have an annoying thought
why
>>37860035
idk it's just funny
What would happen? realistically
>>37859953
the human race would die out and the remaining men would be really gay
>>37859953
artificial wombs would be ready within 5 years, so no drawbacks really, only positives
>>37859953
>realistically
humanity would die out in a couple of decades.
How many times did you ask a girl out and get shut down before it worked
None
>Be a coward my entire life and never have a gf
>College begins
>Everyone is a slut, quickly lose hope, about to go full /r9k/ and create a tulpa
>Meet qt 3.14 and fall in love for the first time in a long long time
>My despair and a newfound sense of urgency finally push me to ask her out
>She says yes
Fast forward 1 year later and I'm sniffing her ass every Friday
>>37859944
It never works. Around a few hundred individual personal rejections at this point. No point in even trying that shit anymore, hasn't been in a long time. Females can hop online to get a dozen or more guys in a matter of minutes talking to them. All they have to do is go outside and they'll have guys tripping over themselves to hit on them. If you have to ask at what point you just stop getting rejected? You don't. It's a fucking joke to them turning you down. Nothing makes some girls days like dashing some guys hopes. It gives them an ego boost and they feel like they're socially superior for rejecting you for some other asshole.
>>37859944
I tried twice, got shot down both times and gave up
why is committing suicide so heretic?
>>37859909
Doesn't matter when you're dead now does it
>>37859909
because it's a complete repudiation of everyone and everything
or such is the perception
imo it's an acceptable reaction to reality as it exists today
Because killing yourself is seen as the ultimate "fuck you" to society. Instead of forcing yourself to work and contribute to society, you are setting your date of death and leaving everyone without your service.
>tfw gf asked for a photo of my penis
wtf robots
Show it to us.
Originalul
>>37859906
Don't, she'll blackmail you.
>>37859947
I wont my fellow robot, but it shocked me. Why this woman want my cock picture.
Taking a girl out for a meal, leaving robot life behind
First time I've done this, how should I greet her when I'm picking her up? Giver he a hug? A dead-fish/grip-of-death handshake? A little wave?
> first date
> handshake
Might as well announce you've never had female contact while you're at it
>>37859821
How close are you now? What's your relationship like? Does she definitively have romantic feelings for you, too?
>text her "I'm outside"
>awkwardly fumble as you reach over to unlock the door for her
>> Summer inter at a construction site
>> Sneaks peeks at the Chad coworker
>> He looks and smells wonderful
>> Made the mistake to engage in small talk with coworkers
>> Chad invites me to get a beer sometime
>> Made the mistake to accept the invite
What do I do?
He looks similar to the picture.
Go for it. Make friends with him, everything else will follow and hopefully you will be free from this board. And probably happy also.
>>37859637
There is no Chad working as a grunt in construction. They're all dumb as fuck and end up fat in no time.
>>37859637
Pretend like you don't remember. Chances are he'll forget about it or was just being friendly at the moment and wasn't being too serious. If he does mention it again later you can say you'd be too busy or something.
Otherwise say you'd go. It's literally your call.
he was a football player and a really good wrestler in highschool he fucked a ton of chicks now hes a fat alcoholic 32 year old. he would ridicule me all the time and when id recipricate hed want to fight me. i finally fought him tonight and i easily beat him up. and even though i was really angry at him now i'm sad. i thought he was gonna beat me up i was scared
you did good friend
feel no regret, no sadness; what goes around comes around. maybe that fucking chad will kill himself knowing even the schools beta faggot can now beat him up - and life will continue, better for it.
proud of you xoxox
>>37859634
you beat that piece of shit up, good job anon.
that's what he gets for ridiculing you for so long.
>>37859661
hes tragic im not a sociopath. and i'm not that beta i'm like in between beta and alpha. i'm not a virign and i'm pretty well built, purely genes though.
This is your daily reminder that it doesn't matter how smart you are, what your hobbies are, how much money you make ect. So long as you're conventionally attractive than none of that other shit matters, and if you're not than you're pretty much fucked.
that's just how it goes man, join the omegas and just laugh at everyone that is to stupid to care
Beta male pussy gets mad and posts 8 year old meme to help explain why he gets no ass
>>37860236
>if I call him names that will make me right
fuck off normie faggot nigger
post stories of friends/family that have died.
some guy i knew from HS suicided by train
everyone was surprised but i mean he did make a lot of negative posts on fb before his death. not saying i saw it coming, but he was clearly troubled
just watched a movie and heard a line that my sister used to say to me...never realised the context, but remembered that we watched the movie together when we were teenagers.
she died when i was 18, there was a negligent homicide trial. police went through her room took some evidence.
i went in there when no one was around and took her diary, she explained that she wanted to die and purposefully put herself in dangerous situations.
never told anyone about the diary.
an old friend I used to talk to every day went quiet for a week. never let on that she was depressed or anything a week later I got a message from her brother saying she was found dead in the bathtub. I went to the funeral an visit the grave occasionally. her family have moved away from the town so I tend the flowers an makesure its not to bad. -love ya cassy.
Hello robots I'd like to discuss something very important that everyone needs to know.
I'm going be to discussing subtraction.
But what is subtraction?
Well you see.
*ahem* One moment.