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Are asians the master race? They are the smartest and physically the strongest. They dominate in all fields and are the most numerous race on this planet.

Why are asians so successful
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>>35154636
Because they want you to think they are goyim.
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Master race of the slave races.
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>>35154636
>Are asians the master race?
Unironically yes. They're very intelligent and they don't have the post-Christian baggage that makes them import third worlders and become genetically diluted. While the rest of the world goes to shit China will become a power house.

Only Jews come close.

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Anybody else /Chad when drunk, Robot when sober/ here?
>Be me
>Manage to worm my way into a popular girls party
>Someone hands me a beer
>Feel awkward if im holding a drink and not drinking it
>Down it in 20 seconds
>Feel awkward if im holding an empty drink
>Put drink down
>Feel awkward if my hands are empty
>Grab a new beer
>RINSE AND REPEAT
>5 minutes later and im smashed
>Become chad as fuck
>Everyone thinks im legendary
>Chat up three girls, pull one
>Get invited to party after party because everyone thinks im cool as fuck because they only see me drunk
>Pull a girl at half these parties
>Always ask them out on a date the next day, sober
>Always autist out if they even talk to me again, let alone go on the date
>Crippling loneliness
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The only time I had sex I was drunk as shit and don't remember anything except her saying bye and leaving in the morning, I guess I know that feel, anon.

Too bad I don't have any friends after I moved, so I don't go to any parties and just drink home alone.
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>>35154477
>5minutes
Pussy

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>they claim women cant be robots
>by claiming that they are also claiming women cant be insecure of themselves/and or extremely ugly, unhappy or depressed, and alone and non neurotypical

grow up robots this is the REAL world
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>>35154463
>>they claim women cant be robots
they can't

sage
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They certainly can feel those things, but it's never justified, and their feelings are always short-lived as their next validation is always bound to come within a week
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>>35154558
there are ugly women though? and fat women whom no one pays attention to

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>manlet
>very hairy
>babyface

who /freakofnature/ here?
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>>35154322
>6'4
>baby face

get me off this crazy thing
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If you are a person with a wide horizon of thoughts, I'd love to be with a hairy guy, if you catch my meaning...

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>Looking through Amatuer porn sets
>Yank ones are always some nigger fucking a numales gf
What happened to Americans?
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>>35154305
>looking through international news
>brit one is literally called the BBC

what happened to the UK?
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Yeah it's weird af. But hot af also
But pols gonna pol
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>>35154407
>But hot af also
Anon...

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in kg
approximately
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0 kg
kilos isn't a measure of weight
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>>35154312
>the context of earth's surface isn't implicit to regular conversation
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>>35154294
I read somewhere once that it would be about the weight of a strawberry.

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post an image that correlates with the phrase 'spicy autism'
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orgalina
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>>35154295
zee first post appears to be the best post

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Trap Life edition:
Why should I be your gf or post whatever
FUCK THE POLICE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1739rQPQv5I
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>>35154121
summoning my r9kfu
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requesting the BRAAAPPPP vocaroo
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s02OPt5qhI3a

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>get told to go back too reddit
>don't

And you can't make me either
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Go back, NOW!!!!!
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Enjoy your stay, kido
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>>35154116
I think that 1/4 of /r9k/ are also at least lurking plebbit, for example r/nihilism or r/foreveralone - these subreddits are for failed normies but some of the users are wizards and they are using chanspeak.

>Walk up to group of people
>Everyone walks away
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>>35154040
this never flippin happened
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>>35154070
is hiim down or sth
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>>35154081
bait?

are you baiting me?

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About to do some LSD, I've done it before but only 1 tab at 150ug. Today I'm about to try 300ug for the first time, haven't taken anything above 165ug.

Any suggestions on what to watch or questions I should try and ask myself?
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>>35154023
Go for a walk and meditate. Then go for a walk and mediate.
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>>35154023
Watch YOUR favorite movies, not what someone else recommends. If you need someone to talk to just remember we're here.

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>Always the person who gets roasted in social situations
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>>35153934
Give up on relationships with people and replace them with cats or another animal if you alergic
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>>35153934
>Anon bro, dawg, come take your break over here, man
>'Nah, I'm fine right here.'
Fuck you, you stupid chad faggots

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Im too much of a pussy to kill myself, anyone know any good hitmen I can hire to do it for me?

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>>35153774
I kind of want to egg you on because I know you're going to post on like Craigslist or something and end up asking to hire and hitman and then the undercover cop finds out it's to kill you. The police will be confused but they've already invested manpower and resources into this even if it's just playing "hitman" online, so rather than just send you to mandatory inpatient treatment they'll invent some crime that you've committed. Then you're really fucked. Good luck killing yourself before Tyrone tears the gentle fibers of your anus.
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>>35154005
I really want to know if it will be illegal to hire a hitman to kill yourself you could probably sue the police department or the city if they want to press charges

Do you get millions of dollars from the city donate it all to underfunded Latino and African-American majority schools

rinse and repeat
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Hire a hitman to kill some random Chad from your childhood then they will likely kill you too when you tell them you are a NEET who can't pay them.

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>parents are setting up another intervention for me regarding my NEETdom
How do I get out of this one, guys? Any NEET robots with experience? I need a way to ward them off again. My usual tactics like faking phone calls from jobs I've "applied to" aren't working.
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>>35153705
>How do I get out of this one, guys?

Literally shit your pants
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>good news mom I got an interview
Some time later
>bad news mom I didn't get it
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Fake a suicide attempt m8.

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How do I stop being a boring person?
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>>35153623
Do interesting or just research interesting, following hobby specific forums, learn the terms and just lie.
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>>35153623
If you just want to be noticed by people , try acting cocky .
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Do not-boring things.

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