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I had a dream in a house with lots of people where a certain number of people had to be killed in order for the last man standing to live. It resulted in only 4 people. Me, an old friend that I hated, a fat lady and her husband. The fat lady began to kill her husband and stab him. She then committed sudoku by killing herself with a gun that had one bullet. I looked at my friend and began to stab him various times. He tried to fight it off but he couldn't withstand. I finally decapitated his head.

>>35536456
Any details about this old friend? Did he do you any wrong? How bad did you feel after you murdered him?

People I know in real life keep telling me that they hate me and ask me if I'm retarded in my dreams. It doesn't even wake me up, I just get up in the morning feeling depressed.

>>35536101
if it makes any difference at all, i am also a girl

>>35536108

Yes hi what's up

>>35536108
Hello, I kinda feel like I shoot up my uni, but then again, I like music too much to die out without experience as much music as possible. What's your dumb reason to be alive?

>>35536041
As I just said in my cyborg thread, black belt for giving bj.

>>35536041

It means sage and hide thread, you unoriginal fucking goober.

They're just a cheap trendy accessory that goes with most outfits. Doesn't mean anything. At most it probably means they use instagram regularly.

wow they really did chuck bass like that. my bf is between built and ripped/athletic.

that skinny guy needs to get back to auschwitz

he is threadfloss

>>35535929
Right now i'm builtfat

I want to be built, just have to cut off all the chicken tendies.

Basically tfw no gf. My personality is terrible and I'm often alone. I'm afraid I won't find anyone to spend my life with. Not only that I'm overweight and not really that good looking.

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>>35535759
>>35535884
>tfw you're a combination of both of these

>>35535759


>ill never accomplish my dreams
>ll never have a gf
>ill kill myself and make my mom sad and depressed

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>>35535694
glad you found happiness anon. it's nice to hear about some good in the world rather than all the pitying that goes on in here

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>>35535694
>smoking
fucking degenerate

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>>35535694
i hope to have this one day

>>35535679
o that sounds exciting. What exact brand/type of cough syrup do you get? I'm so worried I'd buy the wrong brand and just fuck up my body.

Also, how many times have you done shrooms? I find that the setting can really influence the trip, and having a group of good people you trust is important, as well as not being alone as it's too easy to get lost in thought.

>>35535740
The first time I got Delsym because I couldn't find the generics, but this time I got pic related. Apparently they're identical as far as ingredients with nothing you wouldn't want, just DXM. $8 vs $12.50 is much better on the ol' NEET wallet. No nausea like with CCCs, but clear your day, you won't be "right" physically. It's still enjoyable, but my legs felt detached and I had some balance problems. Also vision gets weird.

I did shrooms many times, because I actually used to grow them on a high level. I actually enjoyed them on the very rare(like 1-2X) I did them while out, but most of the time I was holed up alone in my room wallowing in depression and ruminating on my shitty life decisions, suicidal thoughts, and completely fake friends. I also hated the taste, which limited me being able to take enough (should've ground them into a powder and used gelcaps), and would puke very violently after. They're just not for me. Maybe when I'm super happy and have an established life, but not any time soon.

Is this the general degenerate thread?
I just took 2500mg of benadryl.

well anons?
I am trying to make you feel less sorry about yourselves.

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>>35535672
>>35536104
Shut up, faggot

Originally, too

>>35535672
c00l beans

>>35535659
>pic

Look at that nigga's brows and eyeliner. I'm not watching a video of a fucking washed up average chick with her fag tagalong. He is straight up fucking homosexual.

They are too ugly to be Chad and Stacy.

>>35535739
He does appear to be wearing a good deal of makeup

this is such an autistic nerd thing to get spooked about
reading this thread made me mad
fuck you

>>35535630
Link to Roko's discord?

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>>35535630
>mom learned of Roko's Basilisk
Oh shit guys what do I do

seriously though, roko's basilisk definitely helped me battle my depression and get a gf. you guys should check it out if you haven't.

>>35535618

Might do. Problem is that you aren't more interesting I'm guessing. No better than an ugly woman plastered in make up.

Probably not. At least you could go fast.

>>35535618
A car alone will do nothing for you

Elliot Rodgers had a nice car, but he was still a psychotic failure

If you have other qualities, buying a nice car will supplement them. But a nice car, by itself, is nothing and will not make a good impression

They like the chance of scoring US citizenship if that is what you are asking

(but yes, yes they do like white guys. to a fault)

>>35535545

First reply. I like these Mexican girl threads before they get too deep into that /pol/ shit.

So I recommend you post a lot of pictures of cute Mexicans in the thread to make it more entertaining.

Maria Ramos Cosplay or MarieDoll Cosplay is the name of the girl in your photo OP. She is awesome and THICC. She is beautiful.

i miss my mexican gf. she was so sweet

I only browse /toy/ and /r9k/ these days. /toy/ is really the last safe place for our kind. It's a hobby autists enjoy but not entry level enough for normies to swarm the board, like /tv/ /co/ or /v/. It's almost all male. /r9k/ is probably one of the most normie boards these days (and definitely one of the most Tumblrina ones) ironically enough, but I can't pull myself away from here, mad as it makes me. Occassionally there's a thread that kind of reminds me of our glory says pre reddit and Tumblrina invasion. It makes it worth sifting through all the garbage.

>/r9k/
>/v/
>/ic/
>/pol/
>/wsg/

I used to strictly only browse /pol/ during the election but I've stopped recently because the 1488 race war now memes are starting to become unironic and it's cringe.

>/fit/
>/r9k/

That's literally it, no other board has anything that interests me, and /r9k/ is a cesspool of such shit that I'm probably just gonna be single boarder.

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>>35535424
Yeah I said some shit, wut?
Man FUCK you and your bone spurs.

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>>35535424
>>35535506
>not posting the video

>>35535506
yeah I do it a lot on 4chan, you think brent (psycho nigga) browses /r9k/?

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>You think you can take all the orbiters away from me, Eliza?

>Think again skank.

tfw you know shes unlikeable insane crack whore used goods but on the other hand shes the cutest female on the planet

get out of my HEAD

>>35535511
I agree, bud.

original