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>Femanons complain that men only want Stacy and this is why men are shallow pigs
>Femanons proudly proclaim with no guilt that they only want Chad and that all other men are not worthy

Really makes you think.
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>>34147894
>femanon

Gets me every time
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>>34147894
All "femanons" are just traps here on /r9k/ who seeks attention
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>>34148129
>>34148191

Stop making excuses for femanons you fucking fucks.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaRIN8q9KOY
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>>34147882
>Just be a qt female Asian chick with men throwing you money online bro

>so easy
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>>34147882
>lilypichu
>still doing the whole "i'm just a shy little girl" shtick
how old is she anyway? Shes gotta be close to 30.
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>>34147882
she lives with her parents. pretty obvious since she stated she shares the computer room with her brother.

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It's a brave new world gentlemen. We are about to enter the golden age of boipucci. Are you prepared?
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Not if President Donald Trump has anything to say about it. It's only the first grand step back on a road free of degeneracy. America will be made Great again and there's nothing anyone can do to stop it.
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>>34147881
ifigoighoipy8iu
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>>34147881
I have absolutely no problem with this. Let it begin.

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What do you robots think of the movie "Her"? I like the idea of being able to love an OS.

>tfw no OS gf
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Hes a fucking normie so its a shit movie
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he's above normies on an emotional level, that why he is only interested in the os.
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>>34148485
this. like us robots, he is tired of the roastie whores that society churns out, and he just wants to connect on an emotional level with someone else, someone pure, someone innocent to explore and discover the world together with

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I want a gf.
I want to cuddle with her everyday.
I want to kiss her neck.
I want to lick her nipples and comfory her breasts.
I want to pet her clit and lick her beautiful vagina.
I want to whisper her dirty things into her ears.
I want to see her body twitch and make her feel good.
Every morning I want to hug her from behind and say to her 'I love you honey'.
I want to massage her back.
I want to wash her if she's sick.
I want to listen to her if she feels bad.
I want to do couple things with her.

But this will never happen.
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Are you fat? If not, then you have hope .. for me 320 lbs, its over
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>>34147819
i have a gf, im going to do all those things, and already do some of em :)
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>>34148195
>>out

originau

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Any other girls here? Or am l the only one...
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Are you C?
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>>34147814
Girl here. Why are robots such creeps?
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>>34147814
Yeah I am a girl too

>girl btw

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So did Rens get cucked?

Who is Nellie's new bull on Drugslab?
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>>34147774
Post Nellie nudes now.
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>ywn dance with nellie
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you just KNOW
that this comment is originale

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ITT: we share a short green text story about something pathetic that's happened to you

>several years ago friend gives me condom thinking I'll have sex with qt neighbor
>never did, still virgin
>Condom has been expired for 2 years now
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>used to talk to this nerdy girl
>asks me to go to movie and say yes
>only watch movie, barely talk after
>realized she liked me and this was a date years after
>tfw this was the only girl ever to show interest in me
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>>34147885
>only girl to ever show interest in me

I know that feel anon.
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>>34147995
she was perfect for me. nerdy, cute, and same sarcastic humor. but after that fuckup we haven't seen eachother since then. she went to same school but i went NEET shortly after that because of anxiety/depression. feel like she was the one.

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This pic is fake, no hikikomori would tolerate so many open doors. It looks more like case of compulsive hoarding.
But do you dream she was real and invited you to share her pile of garbage?
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>>34147736
i fucking hate filth with a passion, give me a minimalist spartan hiki gf
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>>34147864
No such thing seems to exist, not in anime and not in reality.
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>>34147736
i recently watched castaway on the moon and instantly fell in love with the girl, even though they tried to depict her gross in some ways.

i highly recommend this film to anyone on this board.

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anyone want to be my soulmate ?
must be pure,redpilled with strong empathy compassion and morals

non virgins or people who have had bfs before ignore this thread.

looks dont matter to me unless you are like 400 lbs
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what if you are 400lbs but have the physics of a normal woman due to a much higher density?
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>>34147725
Why does it matter if I want to be your soulmate or not? I either am or I'm not.
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>>34147725

>,redpilled with strong empathy compassion and morals

Logical contradiction

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Is Esperanto a meme?
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>notable esperanto speakers
>(((george soros)))
makes you think
and yes, esperanto is a meme, barely anyone even knows about its existence. so much for a "universal language"
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>>34147650
Yes. You will never use it. English is already a wider spread language. The only people who use Esperanto are a few slavs and some Chinese. If you're going to learn a language like Esperanto, just learn Spanish or French instead. It will be far more useful.
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>>34147650

Genius idea, Install Gentoo realization, it's a product that isn't marketable to the mass as it stands.

Historically got shot by the French because they thought French should be the international language, but poetic justice chose English instead.

As of now, Esperanto is standing in the way of anyone trying to create a better implementation.

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>only attracted to women

>also want to be overpowered, dominated, and penetrated by someone bigger and stronger than me

What did my brain mean by this?
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I'm not gay but my asshole is
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>>34147641
one drop, fagoli
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I'm a big strong man but I want a woman with a big ass accentuated by high wedge heels to dominate me.

>sisters birthday is today
>wake up
>tumble out of bed
>walk into living room
>see 8 raving 9yr old girls around a table
>oh fuck it's that time of year again.png
>"come out of your cave anon it's your sisters birthday"
>mob of children all turn their heads to see a 23 year old neet in his pajamas at 11am
>"who is this man living in your house?"
>"oh that's my brother anon, he likes video games"
>slip back into my room
I'm currently waiting for all these people to leave my house Jesus Christ I just want to be alone how is this too much to ask
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>>34147574
>he likes video games
cute
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>not using the group of 9yo girls to work on your social skills with women

Just pretend they look older, rest is about the same really.
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>>34147574
Just wait, in 4 years they'll all be teenagers and you can at least set up cameras and spy on them.

How can real women compete? Especially with virtual reality progressing in leaps and bounds.
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>>34147567
they're going to use the power of universal suffrage to make VR sex illegal
this is what we call a "cartel"
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>>34147567
>How can real women compete?
They will make up some bullshit laws to keep themselves in the game.
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>>34147567
>How can real women compete?
By being real

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Why are all femanons on here cocky self-aware bitches? It's kind of annoying to be honest
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when i go to the zoo it makes me feel mighty to see the caged animals
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because they're guys bucket-crabbing
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>>34147541
Ha, I get it. Roll

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