Couple weeks into calculus 1 now, doing well, already past the chain rule and beyond. Quotient rule was a joke. Product rule remains my specialty.
I ask my professor his thoughts on quantum mechanics and partial derivatives. He's impressed i know about the subject. We converse after class for some time, sharing mathematical insights; i can keep up. He tells me of great things ahead like series and laplacians. I tell him i already read about series on wikipedia. He is yet again impressed at my enthusiasm. What a joy it is to have your professor visibly brighten when he learns of your talents.
And now I sit here wondering what it must be like to be a brainlet, unable to engage your professor as an intellectual peer.
All of the deep conversations you people must miss out on because you aren't able to overcome the intellectual IQ barrier that stands in the way of your academic success... it's so sad.
My professor and I know each other on first name basis now, but i call him Dr. out of respect.
And yet here you brainlets sit, probably havent even made eye contact with yours out of fear that they will gauge your brainlet IQ levels.
A true shame, but just know it is because i was born special that i am special. I can't help being a genius, nor can my professor.
Two of a kind is two flocks in a bush.
>>34304299
>I tell him I already read about series on wikipedia
>>34304325
I seriously, seriously hope you guys don't do this
>tfw got my requisite math credit out of thee way with a meme class on linear programming
Why are chicks wearing these now? What kind of signals are they trying to send?
that they're easy
black belt in sucking cock of course
>>34304203
>What kind of signals are they trying to send?
"My uncle raped me when I was 12"
"I'm not like the other girls :)"
"I complain about masculinity on twitter but get fucked by a different Chad every night"
"I hate my parents"
Ill start robots post your music im interested
>>34304155
i've never listened to a Brand New song and i don't plan on doing so for a long time
>>34304208
>r9k
was that album recieved poorly ? I thought it was fairly popular
These albums are quite popular and well known. They are not underrated in the slightest. This thread should be called "Albums that you like".
i know this should go in a different board, but why am i so afraid of spiders and scorpions when i really like bugs? i know they are different, but why are +2 legs and 8 eyes making such a difference?
We're opposites OP
I like spiders but social insects spook me
I guess I tend to side with the introverts
Maybe you view spiders as predators because of your affinity for insects?
naw, i'm not afraid of them because i'm compairing them to insects, just by themselves they make my skin crawl
Embrace the qt faces of spiders
Would you be friends with me
arent you friend with mudasir
>>34304029
I'd eat your boipucci
>>34304029
Are you a mean person? If not then yes
>edge for a long time
>balls are fucking killing me now
Lord kill the pain
I've heard the word, never knew what it meant.
What's edging?
Let my wife use my balls just now like a punching bag... They feel painful too... But it's soo good
it's never my balls that hurt when I edge, about 30 mins after I cum my prostate hurts terribly though
Post what you're currently feeling to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha80ZaecGkQ
>>34303763
I just nutted to audio porn and I always kinda have to do some serious introspection after that.
Tonight's introspection music: https://youtu.be/-DSVDcw6iW8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpYxDAIALtU
Such an upbeat song, yet so depressing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvTVnX5PiVQ
>when her tinder bio says "actually 17"
>in milf-hunter mode
>run across an "age 99" profile
>"actually 19 teehee"
why do girls think this is funny
>>34303689
>when her tinder bio says "actually 12"
>>34303718
I relate more to this than anything that has been posted on this site for ~ 3 years
>girl I'm stalking over twitter now has a boyfriend
Is there a more soul crushing feel?
you fucking creep how dare you stalk a girl posting public pictures for the whole world to see on twitter
>>34303619
She's just so pretty and nice.
>be 18
>Hot girl who was nice was really into me
>Fuck it up because i have no idea how girls work
>Don't worry too much, probably will have lots of other girls into me
>Now 27
>Kv
Do girls really grab and squeeze their breasts during sex, or is that just a porn thing?
>>34303534
Porn thing. Breasts are for feeding children, not sex.
Source: has boobs, would prefer for them not to be touched ever
>>34303560
pretty sure most girls like their breasts played with desu
some do, my friend
Does anyone here know why my asshole sweats when I'm stroking my dick? The faster I do it the more sweat comes out
>>34303451
That's called poopin
same here i thought i was the only one who experienced this problem. i didnt start feelin it til i was fat tho so im guessin you're fat too.
>>34303451
shave the asshole hair you dumbfuck
Okay robots I have some problems.
>Anus constantly wet/sweaty and mucousy
>Small red bumps between my lower stomach and crotch. They don't itch or anything, just there (probably chiggers, but not sure)
And most recently
>Dribbling urine for no visible reason. It just stopped a few minutes ago, for now.
Any medfags that can help a guy out? I'm a virgin, so I don't think I have AIDS. Pic wholly unrelated.
>>34303329
Anon do you scrub yourself properly when you shower?
>>34303348
Usually. I shower every day but I often don't have time to do anything more than shampoo my hair. Also I think the anal thing may have something to do with the godawful toilet paper at school. Feels like fucking sandpaper.
>>34303329
>Anus constantly wet/sweaty and mucousy
This is probably nothing to worry about, the anus is a mucous membrane, it's usually dry for most people though.
>Small red bumps between my lower stomach and crotch
Sounds like acne 2bh. Wash thoroughly and often there. If that doesn't work, try an acne wash
>Dribbling urine for no visible reason
This sounds like a bladder or prostate problem, I'd rec seeing a doctor about that one. You can ask about the other shit when you go, too; that would be much better than taking a Laotian kite-flying chatroom's advice
>guy makes comment complaining about GETs
>notice he has dubs
>reply to him pretending to be him saying "Oh shit I got dubs!"
>>34303317
damn, I only got singles this time...
Nice I got dubs
Dubs aren't a get.
Would you date the ugliest girl for a shot at the hottest one?
the ugliest one there is the asian in the red dress, but even then she looks like she has a nice body so it's not that bad
>>34303316
She has the nicest body of all of them. Her face ruins the package to the point where it wouldn't be worth it to date her for a shot at any of the others.
>>34303316
Butterfaces are still great to fuck
Latina in white dressis the hottest
>wanna learn HTML, CSS, JavaScript and PHP with all this spare time
>have no idea what books I should get
>>34303259
I always found it was better to use books AFTER you learn the basics. Nothing beats pure hands on practice. The books, in my experience, is for solidifying what you already know, and then expanding more.
Learn the basics just using google or youtube tutorials. Once you feel you have a little bit of a handle on things, then start looking for books. Just google "best book for learning XYZ" and then check which ones have the best amazon reviews.
Codeacademy
Free code camp
Yeah you don't need books, just use Codeacademy, you can learn plenty of languages from there for free.