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it hurts robots. what do i do
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easy, go back to facebook
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Maybe start respecting the patrician soda.
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try and describe yourself to us. maybe there's someone you have stuff in common with on this board.
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>Ask her out. If she refuses it's not the end of the world
>said the Chad from the other thread.
um yes it IS the end of the world. If you stutter or act all around weird (which you will. you never talked to women before) you're fucked so you're fucked anyway.
Now if the girl knew you she would tell all her friends and then Chad will come and beat you up or her friends will make fun of you if you walk by them for even daring to attempt to talk to their friends.
If the girl didn't know you she'll think you're a weirdo/pervert/rapist and will report you or if not then Chad will come and beat you up.
To sum it up.
Best case scenario: you're physically or emotionally scarred
Worst case scenario: you're a rapist.
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>>38353612
>you're physically or emotionally scarred
it hurts to reminisce
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>>38353612
you lost when you cared what she thought.
a man does what he wants when he wants.
a boy asks for permission, even if it's implied from social cues.
a man creates reality. a boy reacts to reality.
better luck next time, boy.
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>>38353654
When a robot tries to do what he wants when he wants, he is deemed either creepy or an asshole.
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Morrissey / The Smiths 2017-07-13 11:33:56 Post No.38353583
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What do you think of them lads?
>tfw oscillate wildly and money changes everything are some of my favourite smiths songs
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DEATH
FOR
NO
REASON
IS
MURDER
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the first time a girl I was fond of came over to my apartment she put on how soon is now
I miss her and listening to their music triggers me
thanks OP
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>>38353716
I got just the perfect thing for you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDoTZmV6Zrg
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Why don't you lift?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/4ajtpp/15_years_of_lifting_never_skipping_a_workout/
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>>38353576
damn both sides are gross
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>15 years of lifting for that
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>>38353608
1.5 you silly dumb roastie cunt ass whore bitch slut
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It only gets worse edition
How are you doing tonight?
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Im fine. How are you OP?
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>>38353565
Is that gif deliberately shaking?
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Very warm after riding my bike in the cruel, uncaring sun
But I'm in a very good mood, my crush texted me first while I was working and we're gonna share some scotch on saturday
For now it's just cooling down, though
How is everyone else doing?
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>tfw not born rich
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET RICH?
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>>38353533
You can become an Electrician and labor and invest in your free-time.
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>>38353533
Money is nice to have but you'd still have an empty void in your life that nothing physically could fill aside from maybe cock you faggot
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>>38353533
The only way to be happy is to be happy.
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What are my fellow robots drinking tonight? Pic related, there's a place near me with a great asian imports section and I've been getting real asahi lately
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I'm a straight whiskey on the rocks, moping, misanthropic loner type at the bar kind of girl.
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>>38353522
Vodka cranberry aka the Rose Kennedy, but I'm not gonna call it that
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My good friend the Hopsecutioner.
God I fucking love beer
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>apply at fucking McDonald's
>please list references
Why must they force me to lie or starve?
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>>38353458
"Champ, all it takes is showing up, speaking with the manager, looking him in the eye, and giving him a firm handshake. Can't get any simpler than that."
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>>38353458
You can leave it blank and they'll still hire you
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>>38353496
No there are no available jobs here. I am a non-Mormon living in Utah
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>Hey buddy, I think we need to have a talk. Son, your Mother and I have discussed it and if you're going to be living at home at your age then you're going to have to start paying rent. $300 a month sounds fair, right?
What would say to dear old Mom and Dad?
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That's less than I pay for rent now. Sign me up senpai.
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haha great joke you idiots should haev thought abotu that before you decided to fuck dontcha think? fuck off
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>>38353426
You can discount that from my NEETbux dad, not an issue, also I cook and help around the house you know? I think 250$ is far more reasonable.
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What's your opinion on thicc hos?
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>>38353410
i want to smell their gas.
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>>38353410
Hit or miss. I don't know what my unconscious standard is, but sometimes I think they're hot as fuck, others seem kinda gross.
This one seems a bit too much for me, and I have no idea why...
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>think i could probably get about three inches in there
J U S T
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How to change my life drastically ?
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>>38353334
Cut your dick of.
That drastic enough?
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>>38353346
How to change my life drastically and keep my dick ?
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>>38353384
Cut it off, preserve it in alcohol and carry it around with you.
Do you ever fantasize about having a big dick?
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>>38353308
No, i fantasize about having a bigintellect
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>>38353308
Not really, I fantasize about finding a woman or cuteboy who's into small cocks and some humiliation but is totally loyal and not also into cuckshit. I just really don't find big dicks attractive.
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yes, whenever I`m masturbating
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sup betas just hugged a kangaroo and made her cum
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narshed out bro
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>tfw no kangaroo gf
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>>38353298
Is that what Aussies do when they get tired of shitposting?
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How do I avoid passively ghosting/getting passively ghosted? I've added a few people from /r9k/ on shit like discord/steam/kik and it always goes the same way, we message each other a lot for the first few days then over the course of a few weeks we talk less and less and our conversations eventually just become one word responses whether from me or them and whether or not we bore each other. It's always like we both just run out of stuff to say after a few weeks and don't know how to keep it going. How do I keep a conversation going in these situations? I'm sure some robot here has experience this.
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Same. Run out of new things to say. I don't know how to come up with new conversations every day.
Other than that I just feel that I'm being too annoying sending more than 2 sentences on a text and hold myself back.
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>>38353273
You have to play video games or do some other activity together. It's pretty much the only way I know how to prolong interaction with others.
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>>38353273
Just keep doing it until you find someone you click with. It'll either be mutual attraction or a shared interest that keeps things going. I've been talking to a girl from /x/ for 9 years because we both like cats and fucking. We'd be in a relationship but my dick is too big for her, so we just talk about cats and fucking 90% of the time. Moving away from talking on a daily basis after the first few days is natural. Wait until you actually have something to talk about before talking to them. People want to be entertained. Come to the table with a story and you can hold their interest much better than with "I'm I annoying you" "why don't we talk anymore" "do you like me". Always ask open ended questions, for example, don't ask "do you like going to the beach" come in with a story about you going to the beach, and if they don't reply with a story of their own, you can ask "what was your favorite beach visit". Who, what, where, and why are very important conversational tools.
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Why are asian girls so fake and "kawaii"? 2017-07-13 11:14:37 Post No.38353234
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Why are asian girls so fake and "kawaii"?
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Why are asian girls so fake and "kawaii"?
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would pump and dump. would not make babies with.
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>>38353259
It's literally lying about your genes.
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Have to compete with idealized 2d girls