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Why is raping traps illegal again?
The thought of raping a woman isn't too appealing, but the thought of violating its boipucci gets me diamonds. And there's no harm done.
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>>37275465
>>37275465
i too enjoy the boipucci but its just so hard find. but rape is always wrong no matter who it is. would you enjoy being victimized?
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>>37275465
Nothing, if they're effeminate faggots you should do whatever you want to them
I often feel like beating the shit out of a trap and raping it, it's disgusting and wrong so I only feel justified if I make it painful
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>>37275538
survival of the fit niggy

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Anxious anon here. I got up to pee at 4am (normally wake up at 4:40am)ans couldn't get back to sleep. That was almost 19 hours ago. I'm usually asleep by now but I feel really anxious and can't sleep.

I feel even worse since I have this impending doom feeling, like something bad will help for staying up past my 16-17 hour mark I usually am awake for.

Pls console me!!
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don't know what to say but this thread intrigues me so bump
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>>37275429
Just see a doctor, dude. Sleep problems is a common symptom of anxiety. They'll put you on sertraline, get you a therapist probably and sort it out in no time. Tons of people deal with anxiety, and it doesn't go away on its own.
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>>37275458
Idk either anon. I'm pacing my home now. Breathing slowly. I feel I should eat more food, then try to sleep again.
Im going to hit the 19 hour mark soon. I'm scared. I got work in the morning and I usually get 7.5-8 hours of sleep.

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Why are you so worried about getting a gf?
There is more to life than women, like creating something of your own to leave behind on the earth. If you really think our only purpose on this planet is to fuck women and find companionship, and that it will bring you true happiness, you have lots to learn. You should only better yourself for yourself; you should not better yourself in the hopes of attracting roasties. Write a book. Make some art. For cunts are fleeting, but creating something substantial lasts well beyond your years. 99% of all inventions that have made life on earth better were created by men. Get out there and make the world a better place.
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>>37275410
I'm more worried about improving my skills in art and literature. Females are a money and time sink. A bottomless pit.
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>>37275410
Are there more of those? What's the source OP
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>>37275410
Somewhere out there is a woman in search of me, and she is unhappy.
I should be making her world a better place.
I just wish I knew where to meet her.

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how do I un fuck this up?

and before you call me an autist she brought up the sims first
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>>37275315
I can read your skype name
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>>37275315
you fucked up the censoring
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literally unsalvageable, you're creepy and autistic good job censoring the pic up top but not in the sidebar you idiot

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Have any of you anon did anything incest related? How lewd did it go?
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bump for because to hear the stories
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Does nobody?
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>>37275607
>>37276360
>I feel for my cousin
that's about it

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Just got invited to my first real party in a while by an actual human, It'll be a normie party,with the exception of some hipsters, which means a high chance of grils.

robots, give me some tips on how to not be autistic pls, all be all around the boards asking for help

>>ctrl + f party help

ill see if I can greentext a story if anything interesting happens

In the mean time ill dump some folders
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>>37275075
>hipsters aren't normies
ok
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piohbig tydxwesx iygvi
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sez iyggv

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>started watching anime
is it all downhill from here?
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once you get into moe, it's all downhill from there
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>>37275062
No at all, as long as you only watch patrician stuff.

You know, cute girls doing cute things.
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It all went downhill when you got on to 4chan

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If you were somebody else, would you be your own friend?
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Probably not I am an asshole.
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>>37274875
No. I hate myself more than any other person. The world would be a better place without me and I wouldn't be missed.
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>>37274932
Maybe we can meet,have a few drinks. Listen to the radio and let you fall asleep in my car and i can take away that hurt for you.

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Can I get an invite to a nice comfy discord?
No roasties plz
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>>37274818
bumping for comfy discord
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>that pic
chip?
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women should not be allowed to use discord

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Why are Japanese suburbs so dang cozy?
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>>37274702
Built for pedestrians rather than cars
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>>37274708
Cars ruin everything.
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Everything in Japan is cozy
they have to make things small and practical

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Is it ok to ask to feel a girls tits?

This girl I met on pof wanted to go out to eat. I asked after while I was sitting in her car if I could feel her tits, she said no and hasn't responded to any texts. Next step from here?
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You must be literaly retarded. Only.a chad can get away with that. And i am willing to double down on you not being one.
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>>37274563
What does pof stand for? I hear it's like tinder or okcupid but no one ever says the full name and I must know please I'm so lonely
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>>37274688
plenty of fish, desu~

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>one of the few comfy game generals on /vg/
>autistic /pol/shits invade it

I seriously hope every /pol/fag dies a horrible death irl
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Video games are for children anyway.
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>>37274547
Which one? I'd like to know.
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>>37274547
>/vg/
There's your problem, senpai. /vg/ is a containment board for anotger containment board.

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Critic my brother's music. Please be nice and be constructive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSVXCQDPfVg
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>>37274535
thats pretty cringe, anon
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>>37274583
How so? His friends seem to like it.
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>le ironic bad on purpose self-deprecation mumble rap nu-male garbage

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>Be me
>Jew
>Autistic
>mfw people call me Auchwitzistic
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>>37274532
>auchwitzistic
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>>37274532
Shit that's a good one. I'm an autistic Jew too. I wish I could get nicknames as clever as that.
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>be white
>tfw wish I was Jewish so I could move to Israel and travel around Europe/asia/africa

I'm a real scumbag aren't I /R9K/ I have a total robot gf browses /R9K/ loves anime, Vidya, ect. I love her with all my heart she's gorgeous 4,5 slender long straight brown hair beautiful chestnut eyes that match her hair, complete 10/10 in my book (Extra points for personality) and she loves me with all her heart, but recently one of my NEET femboy friends has been getting "too friendly" he hugs up on me and tries to pull me away so we can "talk" privately and has been making moves on me and I've been trying to get him to stop, but recently we kissed and after I tried to get distance between us but my gf knows how long we've been friends and constantly asks why did I stop inviting him over and why I don't go hang out with him. She doesn't know because she knows he's gay but thinks I'm straight (so did I) and I don't want to tell her but the worse part is I've started thinking about him subconsciously like when I day dream and I'm afraid I'm started to develop feelings for him I love my gf but I don't know what to do? This whole thing is disorienting and I have no clue what's going on.
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>Not having a threesome
>Not being dominated by a girl and a trap

What the fuck are you even doing
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>>37274462
She'd NEVER be okay with it she's incredibly possessive and hates it when he hugs me and stuff, I'm also her first bf ever so she's very insecure about herself she thinks it's because she's too short.
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>>37274516
You and here dominated the trap this will make here dominate and still love you

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