Starting off with a classic
Resident r9k rapper back again with more of that flame for guys. I know you're probably spending 4th of July alone like myself but I hope this song about our lord and savior Elliot Rodger brightens your day a bit.
Here is the playlist with the other songs that will be on the mixtape.
If you have any kind of artistic talent please let me know, I still need a dope cover for the mixtape. Thank you so much!
>fell for the job agency meme
>they offered me a job that goes from 7 am - 7 pm
I may be trying to become a wagecuck but I'm not THAT crazy
How you treat loud farting?I am healthy and fit but when i fart i always fart really loud.Is there a way to treat this?
I've seen women are wearing these often now. What PRECISELY do they mean by this?
"So, how's the job search going, champ?"
>tell parents I got a job
>take train downtown every day
>sit somewhere for 8 hours
>go back home
>steal tiny amounts of money from time to time for the train
>they haven't realized what's going on yet
I've been doing this for one year, after searching for a job for three. Probably going to do this until they die and I can sell the house
(SLUUUURP) read the sign (SLUUUUUURP)
"M-Mr. Pepe, sir, I'm uh, here to apply for the j-job, sir. My name is A-anon and, um..." [extends hand nervously]
What in tarnation are you doing anon? I was pretty dang clear!
Firm handshake son. Look him straight in the eyes.
>High School Student
>Tell one of my few friends that I have feeling for this girl, and have had them for years
>Super sappy, because I was a fucking loser.
>Ask him to not tell anyone what I said.
>"Sure thing Anon, what are friends for"
>Go to school the next day
>Walk into class
>See friend, the girl I like, and all her friends
>They are reading the texts I sent
>They are all laughing
>The girl looks disgusted and embarrassed
>Leave the classroom, feeling so angry, that i just felt numb
Anyone else have shitty friends growing up?
I can't say I'm such a good friend myself, but I had some negative people in my life
And I had the suspicion some people talked mean behind my back, calling me names
One friend ridiculed me when someone he knew was with us
Get out normel. Why would any person want to have friends. Friends are for faggots.
>he's addicted to porn
>and is fucking terrified of attractive women
>and so hates women and is a fucking dick to women to compensate
>he adopts an entire bullshit philosophy about how magnificent he is because he's not a woman
You guys need to quit watching porn. Seriously. It's fucking you up in the mind, bigtime. That shit fucks you up
Why do people always complain about guys starting off boring when girls can't initiate for shit? They're autistic as fuck when they have to do the work for once.
>Group of people talking about phobias
>"I'm scared of spiders"
>"I hate buttons"
>Decide to share my "phobia"
>"I hate zips for some reason"
>Everyone laughs, including the girl with the button phobia
>Sat on a child in the bus station today
>still hasnt woken up
how fucked am i anons?
Are small houses a meme?
Kinda. Because anons tend to massively overstate the ease and underestimate the costs required to get something like this off the ground. See also
>living in shipping containers
It's a good idea, and a possible money saver. But you still need to buy or rent land, pay people to build or move a home/container and make it a viable living space. You need water, power and an internet connection- all of these cost money up front on top of regular payments.
So overall a 6/10 meme. Viable, but one that requires a solid dose of reality first
I want some Culver's real fucking bad right now, man. I've been up all night masturbating and playing video games, and I'm so hungry. I'm out of food here in my house. I need to eat. Culver's usually opens at 10:30. I hope to God they're open on Independence Day.
Welcome to 4chan 2017. This is the tip of the iceberg...
What do you do if your oneitis is serving 35 years in prison?
This is your chance, anon. Write to her and visit her often. You'll pretty much be her only option. Maybe you can even get married while she's in prison and get conjugal visits?