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I went and got my hair cut last week and the stylist said I've got a little bit of grey starting to come in but no issues with thinning yet. That's fine with me I will happily take grey over bald.

No one in my family, mother or father's side is bald.

My dad's hair is thinning fairly heavily, but he's in his 70, and still not bald.

>>39230072
>Tfw rare hairlet, manlet, brainlet family
Just kys mate.

I got zyzz I don't need this gay lookin fag

>>39230005
ZYZZ was never a robot, he was a poonani slayer who died because of his own vanity.

Saint Kristof died fighting mental illness.

Stop making these threads, you failed faggot, this won't be a thing

>>39229984
do research on her, find her online accounts and such

>>39230227
That's a bit creepy + I don't have online accounts.

>>39229984
>hitting on a neighbor
that is a bit creepy to begin with though friend

Save your money, live below your means, work hard.

>>39229983
>he thinks he's "free" at 18
lol

>>39230010
Don't listen to this cuckolded wageslave

>>39229821
They grow up in a society that no longer shames such behavior.

>>39229821
It's not just the women.

Pretty much everyone is disgusting, uncouth, and covered in obnoxious tattoos now. I hate what this country has become

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I am a serb and I wish I was american

>>39229767
I think its good that you try at least, you even had a date.

>>39229767
Vodka and anime are the vices you need

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>>39229767
If a girl was the only thing you had, you weren't going to make it in the first place

Survive the loneliness by finding another girl, either that or by injecting your energy into a career you feel passionate for

crumpling will achieve absolutely fucking nothing, and never has, get back up, keep moving forward

I'm 5'10 and 220 pounds, other than my fat face my body's type (broad shoulders and fat distribution) basically gives the impression of skinny fat/mildly chubby.

still, how in the hell is anyone giving you shit for being 160 at 5'8? sounds within the bounds of normal. you're not a fattass like me, just unfit. don't worry about the junk food, worry about the gym.

>>39229829
anons on here tell me to lose it and one girl told me as well. i have a babyface which probably has to do with it.

>>39229764
Why do you get this advice? Why are people recommending that you lose weight? Why do you hope to achieve by doing so?

You learn to fill up your time.

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>>39229701
you'll be numb soon enough, anon. it's inherent to NEEThood. required, even. the only exceptions are flashes of self-loathing that comes with being aware of your situation.

>>39229701

OP is real human bean

>>39229692
There are plenty of things you can enjoy in life that don't require having good looks and an attractive personality, OP. Why not invest yourselves in them instead of caring what other people think about your face of banter? You'll be better off for it. Best of luck, robot.

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>>39229760
Like what? I'm not good at anything and the only thing I enjoy is love and respect.

>>39229792
You can't be good at love and respect if you don't love and respect yourself, OP. You may not be good at anything now, but that means there's so much for your to get good at by throwing yourself head first into a hobby. Since you have access to this shitty site, you have Internet access and a computer. Start learning programming and picking up 'puter language skills. That's one option.

>>39229613
Not missing out on much to be honest. Enjoy the other parts of your life.

>>39229613
>tfw 18
>still 5'9
Motherfucker everyone in my family is 6ft+ nigger i better hit something before next semester

poast dick

>>39229549
Shit in her bed

>>39229549
despite the fact that women are spoiled whores, youre getting mad because she doesn't like you stealing her property

>>39229555
Trips confirm. Go full POO POO PEE PEE.

>>39229547
They're the least cucked race. Everyone else has become a bunch of pussy beta males. Women are attracted to masculinity. Feminism is one of their many shit tests to get what they want from both those who fail and those who pass.

mark of the beast

I don't know why this wasn't original

>>39229547
black guy here. is that really true? the only women who've tried talking to me are antifa type feminist girls or nigerians

>>39229545
>>>/r/
ya fuckin dingus

a white woman doing lesbian porn,

gee well that narrows it down OP

>>39229599
>Step 1: Post your image along with ALL information about what it is you're requesting. Once this has been done..

I dont have an image asshole

>>39229601
a white woman drinking red wine wearing a tight black dress from the early 2000s is narrower than your autism example

>>39229535
Shut up. Your mouth is only good for sucking dick.

>>39229535
Look within yourself and try to understand that you're the one who is erecting these barriers.
Your bf wants to understand, can't you see? It hurts him as well when you shut him out.

>>39229535
At least you have someone. I'm totally alone in life and always have been.

>>39229503
who is that and yes it is

>>39229531
Is a Character of of the amazing world of Gumball i think is the neighbor or the Bus Driver.

>>39229503
how the actual, complete fuck did this get past the bot? i'm fascinated.