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>>35615320
What is the deal cleaning up after yourself ?

>>35615320
Im not that far yet but I dont shower hardly ever or brush my teeth. And the floor of my room is just layers of garbage. I dont seal my piss bottles and just let them mold up.

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>>35615320
I do this all the time, but I shower every day and change my boxers

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Women tend to be more talkative

I know you wouldn't know this being a permavirgin but I had to add a couple extra lines of text so it seemed original

because she cares about you anon. be glad.

>>35615345

I don't know, since I am a permavirgin, and I won't ever lose my virginity, and I'm not going to talk up a woman to even try.

But is there literally anything I can do to reduce the talk time on the phone with mom? Since I'm living away from her

how the fuck did you manage to get a yeast infection as a dude? Were you fucking a jar of grape jelly or do you just not shower?

>>35615407

Went three days without showering while wearing tight boxers. Big no-no.

Crush a clove of garlic and spread it over your dick. Yeast infection cured.

>>35615199
#freeprometheus
He dindu nuffin he wuz good boi, damned whitey gods

What part of eternity dont you understand

>>35615311

maybe they realized the punishment was too much and decided to free him. They can't be angry forever.

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wow anon, you really want to life like a virgin dont you? then go fuck her already

>>35615176
5" is slightly below average. Don't be too hard on yourself

>>35615513
It's hard to believe someone can be into me
She's one of my only friends, I don't want to lose that because I misinterpreted some signals

somebody pls get me all stocks of her

or her name

http://www.gettyimages.de/detail/foto/non-stop-texting-lizenzfreies-bild/531936936

pls help me bois

What is this ? A pooping fetish ?

>>35615114
probably hmmmmmmmmmm

>>35615114
that subtle cellulite on her thigh!
BRAAAAPPFFFT!

thx i safe the image to jack off to the left girl
mmhh that legs

>he plays video games
lmao pleb, go read books.

I bet you don't even own a Panasonic 3DO you stupid bitch

>bragging about a 250 USD console
lmao

>>35615082
Find a new oneitis, or become your own oneitis

>having a oneitis


Should've expected it, desu.

>>35615082
iktf

It isn't worth pursuing, just try your best to move on

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>>35615051
Baldness is where the true ride begins. Welcome to hell boyo

>>35615095

my derm told me I can get a transplant for $11,000, since I am only thinning at the crown mostly and have a decent hairline

I might take him up on the offer in a couple years, holding my hair still with fin for now...

>>35615051
I know that feel. I used to have a girl stalk to me and girlfriends all the time and I got bald and it made me get fat now they just look at me like they feel bad for me and nothing is the same my whole life changed like I feel like I was reborn into a hell. I feel like my life from when I was happy doesn't even exist anymore

>>35615004
it's funny

but it's not like they're going to do it anyway

>>35615004
>Why do you do it?

It was out of love. if they really did it, there's a good chance that if they even prevented from doing so, or saved from the attempt will just grow to be a unstable person and disturb another people again sooner anyways.

If they don't have guts to do it and broke down, it's a good sign that they're just in deep shit phase of life, and still be saved, and more importantly they want to change.

>What's going through your head when you're communicating with someone who is feeling suicidal and you're telling them to do it? What kind of emotions do you feel?

I feel pity, but the world is a tough place where people will stab you, rape your mother and sister while smiling and saying they're good guys care for your wellbeing doing greater good for humanity.
They better suicide and sleep forever if they couldn't stomach the life. I know life is not 24/7 bad shit, but if a person want to commit suicide, it's usually a sign of being too weak to stomach life.

having said all of that, I don't urge to go say DO IT FAGGOT to every one who's suicidal or thinking about it. Approach them first and get to know if they still want to be saved or not.

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Anyone who wants to commit suicide and comes to 4chan looking for a reason to live should hang themselves. I feel absolutely nothing for any fucking idiot who has ended their life over someone on 4chan encouraging them to do so.

>>35614988
explain how an oppressive socialist shithole "empowers" citizens

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>>35614988
True
Equality of genders is one of the main goals of communism

>>35614988
"""""""""""""empowered""""""""""""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdxPCeWw75k

>>35614948
turning on me with absolutely no hesitation at all, even for the dumbest of reasons

also pink floyd is best band

>>35614948

If anything I dont give a shit about my friends.

No calls from anyone. No messages really. When they feel like seeing me its always in person at my house. Im basically a neet btw. Cept i go out every now and rhen when friwnds visit.

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Mine was when my last gf and I broke up. It was a shitty time. We lived together in another city. I ended up moving back to where I grew up. I kept contact with a few people in the short time I was away (a little less than a year). I found out that nobody had time for me. I was hurting pretty bad, but nobody wanted to make time to see me. Never got invited to anything and everyone would bail at the last minute when I invited them to anything. I stopped trying after a while.

F

I miss the good old times.

R

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Dear V,
You know, everyone is against us getting back together. K called you "fucked up", N said you're a freak, G is still a bit afraid of you and, apparently, my parent don't like you. And, most importantly, you seem to hate me now. But here I am, stubborn as a mule, trying to get close to you.
Maybe it's wrong. Maybe I can't make you change you mind. I don't know why I'm so obsessed with you. Is it because of the roller-coaster of emotions you put me through? First it's fine, then it's awesome, then you hate me, then we chat like we've met for a first time. And it makes me think that there's a chance after all.
Sorry I didn't come to talk to you today. I thought that what happened on Tuesday was too much for you. And bothering you is certainly not the best way to go.
And if you saw me talking to E, plese, don't think that we're anything more than acquaintances. It was just an awkward chat, besides, I was looking at you all the time.
Please, if you want me out of your life, just tell me. You know I am bad at recognising hints.
With love,
A. L.

>>35615548
P. S. I'm already saving up money to pay my debt. Don't despair, I'll give money back to you eventually. It's a shame you refused to take them before.

At least Mexicans have a sense of family
They're nowhere near as bad as basketball americans

>>35614939
You said the same things about the Irish back in the day, and the Italians, etc.

>>35615037

>Mexicans
>Sense of family

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