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Which city has the best hot dogs?
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>>37179026
>eating pig dicks
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That's like asking which city has the cleanest window sills. IT DEPENDS ON THE PERSON OR PLACE OF BUSINESS NOT A GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATION
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RIchmond, Virginia

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Recently, I have a surgery to enlarge my breast. I am a man, but I wish to be a woman. This is all I could afford, so I suppose I am a trap. My girlfriend reacted violently to this. She took all my shit and ran out, except my ps4, my pc, and of course my clothes and bed. I have no more games, nothing left. She reset my pc, so all my vidya is gone from that, and she took my ps4 as well as deleting my account and changing it's password since she knew I loved my vidya. I suppose she didn't like me wanting to be a woman. So /r9k/, I came here, some where I go when I wanna be happy in any hopes that a richfag may gift me with a game I almost beat. Nier. Please. Message me at Real Awhoo Hours#3454 on discord. I had it on my ps4 since my pc is too weak to run it. I almost beat it and she just took it all. Things I've payed for with my fucking money.
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cool story bro

tits or gtfo
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>>37179001
>Recently, I have a surgery to enlarge my breast. I am a man,

Please end yourself
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>>37179001
>be OP
>be a severely mentally ill person
>react with shock when sane people reject your insanity
Come on now

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at what age did you stop peepee the bed?
16
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>>37178854
11.
i was wearing diapers the whole time too. i will never understand diaper fetish, they feel like shit.
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12
I had rubber sheets
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>>37178854
Heh, I stopped wetting the bed when I was 7.

Fucking retards.

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>still no 1080p stream
Just kill me

Also general animu thread?
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>>37178702
What do you need a 1080p stream for? They're just cartoons
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>>37178702
>>>/a/

normie anime faggot
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I just bought the movie on amazon for like ten bucks.

Anyone have any good animu suggestions? I'm looking for either a good slice of life or a comedy.

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Normies and Cyborgs edition
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1st for everybody but me is a normie
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>>37178687
BRITFEEL FOR THE ROBOTS
GF'S FOR THE INCELS
DEATH TO THE NORMIE
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Chicken lad here, 8 pieces is way too much. I've only had 3 and I'm stuffed

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Femanon here, I felt like this wouldn't fit in /adv/ so I'm asking you lads for advice
I've been friends with this girl B for years, since middle school. Sometimes I thought we were best friends but the truth is she only kept me around when she wanted me (ex. invited me over to her birthday after someone declined last minute). Anyways she was really possesive of me and always told me lies to keep me away from our other friend, A. A stopped being around me more and more throughout highschool and I think it's because B did the same thing to her. B is very charming and fun so when B would belittle me or verbally attack me or try to control me I would let it slide, partially because I used to think that was normal behavior thanks to how I was raised. B always had this thing where she thought I was against her or trying to hurt her ego, which for these last few months she's been asking me directly about and I'd say "no why?" And she'd reply as if she didn't even ask the question because she can't stand being wrong. Whenever she's insincere she gets into a very light sweet tone (she does this a lot when she lies or wants something). Well that build up finally collapsed a few weeks ago in which she verbally attacked me in the middle of a theatrical preformance and continued to try and mess me up the rest of the show nights. I'm glad we're not friends anymore because I realized how awful she treated me for years, but now I feel shitty because of how she's demonized me to everyone and I'm afraid what happened with A is going to happen with my other friend E. I've pretty much been publicly ostracized. I feel really trapped like I'm still in that relationship. Should I tell E? I don't want to cause anymore drama, but at the same time this is causing me a lot of anxiety and depression over these last few weeks.
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tl:dr

besides, who cares
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>>37178667
why do you actually expect me to read all of this? do you feel that entitled?
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You clearly want to cause drama whether you're admitting this to yourself or not.
Honestly, I know a lot of Bs who have done fucked up things to people over the smallest slights. I wouldn't really want to cross her OP. Keep to yourself. Find better friends.
Her time will come

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Let's try a charts thread again.
Discuss others charts and just your interests in general.
<-- template.
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How the fuck does anybody have the wherewithal to ruminate over their favorite particular thing or what countries they do and do not like? Who would even find these aspects of a person interesting enough to know?
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>>37178660
>>37178703
idk. I find it kinda interesting to see how fellow robots live, and get a view into their lives.
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>>37178812
it's too bad that most of these charts feel more or less the same (especially the map section)

What do you guys think about playing as a girl character in a video game? Are you that guy who always does? Tell us the REAL reason you do it. Be honest, unlike /v/.
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>>37178400
when I was a kid I played as May in Pokemon Ruby because I thought she was cute
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>>37178400
>What do you guys think about playing as a girl character in a video game?
I don't do that because then I couldn't self insert.
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I like looking at her ass and tits while I play
Sometimes in MMOs like WoW i'll download nude mods and undress my character

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Why do normies white knight girls so hard? Can guys be this cucked?
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Sadly I wish I knew, I'm pretty sure females would start getting their shit together if the masses of guys ultimately stopped giving a fuck about their well being and safety. If you were stupid enough to get into the situation then you should be smart enough to figure a way out.
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wow, one hitters really do look like real cigarettes until further inspection
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Because the follow the female mantra of "be positive" and "good vibes." This just boils down to making yourself useful to women.

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>femb0t
>friendless
>find someone from r9k on discord
>they do this

god dammit why cant i find someone mildly normal to be friends with ;-;
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I'm normal and willing to be your friend.
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>>37178275
No one normal here fampai you want normal go out with ur coworkers for a pint.
We deal exclusively in exceptionals.
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>>37178301
whats ur discord then?

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Post things that put a smile on your face!
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Here's a /happy/ dog in some flowers for you
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Look, she's picking some flowers!
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Lets give this thread a little bump! Keep your chin up, friends!

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Ask a guy who lives in a RV anything
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Is it by choice?
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Where do you store your piss jugs?
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Muh shower

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Hello, robots, I'm a long time lurker not that much of a poster but let's see how this goes. I am planning to an hero soon. I am a mega pussy so anything painful like slitting wrists is out of the question. I live in the Uk so no guns. And I am too much of an autist to even get my hands on drugs. No building in miles is high enough to jump off, not even my house does the trick.

I am thinking of killing myself like pic related. I am wondering:

>Is it painful?

>Will it be quick?

>Will it work?

>Will it put a lot of money on the electric bill (I don't want to give mummy a hard time).
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youll probably burn the house down if you're successful
and the whole place will reek of charred meat once you're dead
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>>37177972
Carbon monoxide via car exhaust
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Doubt it's quick, you'd have to hold the fork in there. I saw a kid put a fork to an outlet and he was just shaken a bit.

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Be honest, do i have a chance to get a gf? A girl told me I'm ugly and I'm still a virgin.
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There's nothing wrong with your face. It's perfectly average. I've loved uglier men than you.

You seem to be very insecure, but getting older will help. Just don't become bitter or an asshole or dehumanize women in your mind and it'll be ok.
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you have a 9/10, maybe 10/10 face so I think you might have a chance if you have money and good speaking skills
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>>37177749
oh lord not this meme again

is "tfw no gf" "virgin forever" meme just a meme at this point? If you're over 18, it's so easy to get laid. If you're under 18, you're not a robot.
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Its easy if you're normal. Robots tend to have a very weird energy or vibe, females only respond to positive and dominating energies, robots lack that.
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>>37177528
Guinea pigs always makes me smile. Even when I'm fucking sad as fuck, seeing a picture of one gets me out of it for a while
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>>37177528
how the fuck is it easy to get laid ?

What ever I do I get turned out

Seriously fuck off

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