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Ever been kicked in the nuts?
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>>38353324
no, but when I was laying in the bed I asked my brother to fetch me an apple from the fridge, he then proceeded to throw it at my balls. it hurt, a lot.
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>>38353324
I have been punched in the nuts and I can safely say it was the most physically painful experience of my life.
Had to get on my knees and press my head on the ground cause it was way too much to handle. Nearly passed out.
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>>38353324
once when i was younger, a girl kicked me as hard as she could in the balls for no reason, then proceeded to run away crying,
the whole ordeal changed me as a man
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What would happen if tomorrow, every man woke up to realize we each now had a six inch penis? To the millimeter. Same girth and everything. Would more men gain confidence, or would more lose confidence? How would women react?
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Women would expect more.
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>Be me
>Be 9
>Come home from school and sit down on couch to watch favorite show
>Big Time Rush
>Been a huge fan of BTR since the first season
>Owned all the CDs, DVDs and various different pieces of merchandise
>The show begins
>Its the episode where Griffin wants one of our heroes to become the badboy of the band, causing James, Logan and Carlos to fight over who is the baddest
>My eyes light up as the voluptuous figure of Gustavo Rocque enters the screen
>I watch with awe while his rolls of fat jiggle as he walks, like a human Jelly Belly
>He unhinges his gullet to scream at Logan, and what a mighty gullet it is, spreading like an anaconda
>I look to the clock
>3:48
>Mom won't be home till five, I have time
>I turn up the volume and unzip my pants
>I begin to palm my muscular 2-incher as he turns his attention to Kendall, his shouts of anger fueling my furious strokes
>All of a sudden I hear a scream
>"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ANON!?"
>It was my older sister
>I wanted to stop, but I couldn't
>Gustavo's yells became too much, and a came in about 3 minutes flat
>My sister was horrified and told my mom, who grounded me for a week
>But it was worth it just to unleash the feelings I had for Gustavo
>Was worth it just show my love for him
>And Gustavo, if you're reading this, I still want you, in all of your obese glory
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Being adored and loved by so many others is such very tiresome, wouldn't you agree anon(s). I can't get through one day without someone mentioning how much they feel for me, heh.
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Connie is that really you? I thought you disappeared...
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>>38353392
Aww, that's so sweet. I've just been very preoccupied as of late. Connie is here forever, silly.
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>that filename
Anon, get off your phone and stop posting.
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>cacao with water since theres no milk
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here's your milk NEETcuck!
*whips out dick and starts jerking off*
*moans* "Oh shit I'm cumming~!"
*cums*
Bon appetite, my fellow NEET.
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>>38353126
>theres no milk
for many a mammal this is a foundational trauma
i can look at the dog or the cat or the kangaroo in the eye
and we will know what it is like to be milk bereft
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>fell for the marshmallow mateys meme
never again
im a 5'6 ugly manlet but i think im entitled to a qt gf
give me a qt gf or i will be angry
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>>38353101
I'm a 5'9 manlet with average looks at the very best (people hesitantly told me I'm average so I think they're just being nice, and I'm below average), and I have a qt gf.
Feels good man.
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>>38353101
As long as you don't have a micropenis you got nothing to worry about my dude
Just find a qt gf shorter than you, short girls are always the most cute anyways and they typically have smaller vaginas
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So I had a dream last night where I sucked off a feminine penis. What have you people done to me?
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>>38353034
Its okay to be gay anon. Don't fight it.
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>>38353034
What is wrong with that white Pepe's skin?
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>>38353034
I had a dream I was trying to suck my friend's dick, but was accidentally sucking his toes instead
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>Act like a friendly chill guy who doesn't talk much outdoors
>Totally mental ill indoors
Who /twistedface/ here?
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out and about i leave no trace with and with a barest politeness to do so
online i set 4chan on fire daily with my epic posting and the consciousness of mankind is pushed to the limit to bear it
but which is the bigger act
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>act like a polite, law-abiding, upstanding citizen in public
>be a complete fucking degenerate alcoholic pervert in private
Ha-ha, j-jokes on you n-normies
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>>38353012
Pretty much exactly you famalam. Everyone thinks I'm this happy calm, laid back guy with not a care in the world. Really I'm just waiting for the last straw to break, so I stop being a pussy and an hero. I keep hoping I'll get mugged, or die in a car crash or something.
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Why am I being conditioned to become cruel and heartless. I don't think twice about it when disrespecting someone online but irl when someone's this way with me it has a detrimental affect on me. Why am I being made into everything I don't find appealing about you (them)?
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only people I can talk to a bunch of random strangers making fun of each other. I guess its not important for me to learn how to socialize because I'm old and no one cares what I have to say. no one remembers me. this is what dying is like. being forgotten. life, what a sham
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Connie says that walking in the rain is superb.
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Any BIG ballers here?
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Wojak should have a Celtics jersey
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SMALL BALLAS BETTA STAY IN THEY LANE
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Lavar ball really is a genius. I can't say I like what he's done but it's really interesting and he's continuing to succeed on every possible level with his plan. I admire the man but I'm not buying his fucking shoes
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Linkin Park's Main Singer Hangs himself 2017-07-20 06:21:46 Post No.38500973
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Linkin Park's Main Singer Hangs himself
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2017-07-20 06:21:46
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Guys, chester is dead. F
http://www.tmz.com/2017/07/20/linkin-park-singer-chester-bennington-dead-commits-suicide/
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Wat. Why are they killing the edgy rockstars
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>>38500973
only the toppest of faggots listened to that gay band in high school
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And nothing of value was lost. Look at him.
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The Fembot Ideal BF thread 2017-07-13 10:51:22 Post No.38352808
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The Fembot Ideal BF thread
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2017-07-13 10:51:22
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You know the drill! Post your ideal bf and see if you match with any robots!
>age
>weight
>height
>race/nationality
>his personality
>his interests
PLUS
>Talk a bit about yourself.
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Again? Didn't we suffer through this thread enough yesterday?
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>>38352821
Get used to it. It's the new chart/ideal gf/zeemaps thread. Just a bunch of desperate virgins who think that they'll fine "the one" here on r9k of all places.
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>>38352881
I know it is possible. I have a friend who met his gf off of 4chan. I am just am done with these threads.
Once the normies accuse you of being a pedophile, even if they have no evidence, there's nothing you can do about it. You're screwed for life. You're ugly - that's enough evidence. Who cares about evidence or due process. You're ugly. Just look at you lol.
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>>38352804
ugly people should just hang themselves. having your ugly face in my sight almost makes me want to throw up.
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Have you ever been told, that you are nothing but a wacky cuckold?
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Alert ragies wagies are making trouble outside Neet houses requesting back up! ,I repeat we have ragie wagies on the loose! Requesting back up! Over!