I'm 19 and still can't tie my shoes.
why not? have you tried turning them off and on again?
>no matches on tinder
>no responses on okc or pof
>normies on here post about their matches all the time
GET OUT NOOOOOOW
>be me
>16 year old working at Little Caesars
>work with this girl
>kind of a butterface, but 10/10 body makes up for the 5/10 face
>have a crush on said girl
>at this point I'm 230 pounds
>she finds out, I become an orbiter
>resist
>stop getting her shit
>start losing weight, I eventually reach 190 pounds less than 6 months ago (I was 17 then)
>stop being friendly with her
>she starts becoming my orbiter
>gropes me around work
>lets me cop feels
>grab her ass, bare boobs, etc.
>she literally begs me to fuck her
>I refuse
>eventually, I quit and cut all contact with her because she decided to get aggro over random shit
>tells me she's going to "ruin my life"
>mfw it's been 2 months and she literally hasn't even affected my life
>jerk off copiously to her once and then quit jerking off
Who else /incontrol/ of their sexual libido here? Believe me, it's there, but it's completely caged.
Mods please ban this little faggot for being underage
>>37795228
>was 17
Do you know how past tense works?
>>37795228
Says the 18 yo fag
>tfw bullied in college
http://www.naturalnews.com/2017-06-16-unreal-universities-now-paying-students-to-bully-classmates-guilty-of-thought-crimes.html#
>>37795199
>tfw you act retarded during the struggle session so they assume you're crazy and just leave you alone
listen, dworkin was of course right but she didn't go far enough. you see, the lizard kyriarchy (whose other name is moloch) is using operation paperclip science to maintain the mental doorway between the outer church and our own continua. the only solution is juche posadism
ITT feels
>be me
>realise just how little I have done with my life
>so much wasted potential
>no friends, no meaningful memories to call up
>only memes and dreams of something better
>too old to make something of myself
Quads decides if I an hero or not, I'll deliver if I'm not such a fucking cowardly loser to do something right for once
>>37795191
If it makes you feel any better, life is pretty much meaningless and whatever you have or have not, it really has no bearing on the larger scale of things.
Don't live your life based on standards of others, find your own.
>>37795191
OP, life is meaningless, nothing matters and we're all going to die.
Whatever we do, we will forever be meaningless in the grand scale of everything.
You might as well do whatever the fuck you want while you're alive. You don't need to feel regret, just have fun while you even exist - because you soon won't. Nobody will.
Robots could you help me?
I want to create a catfish account on a dating app with Chad's photos but all apps demand a normiebook account, and I don't have one. Do you know apps fullfiled with normie that do not demand a FB account to register, or a way to create a Facebook account with only an email adress?
>>37795148
whats wrong with being yourself?
I want to feel like Chad would feel.
>>37795224
And also troll some stupid chicks btw.
I'm confused. Is this a different Connie poster?
>tfw you will never stroke your tiny mutilated dick outside of your sisters room while you tearfully listen to her getting used by Chad
Why even live desu
>Be me 13 y/o
>Diagnosed with Alopecia Areata
>Teenage years was rough
>Never Experienced Teenage Love
>Have confidence
>Girls dont find me attractive anyways
>Want to die and reborn
>Pic related
But how old are you now? I shave my head by choice btw.
>>37794988
>Be me just born
>Diagnosed with a pelvic kidney, iris coloboma,
cataract
>Bullied whole life
>Be me 10 y/o
>Diagnosed with encopresis, chronic constipation
>Constantly soil pants (leave skidmarks)
>Never make any friends
>Be me 16 y/o diagnosed with severe depression, generalised anxiety
>Too exhausted to kill myself
>Pic. unrelated just found it funny
19, i did also shave my before head but unfortunately girls at my age sees it as being unhealthy...
I asked a pretty woman to spit in my mouth and she said no
what the fuck is wrong with women these days?
>>37794986
This desu I once offered my oneitis to use me as her personal toilet and she looked at me like I was a freak. Like, it's my problem to deal with, not hers.
>>37795054
>personal toilet
that's pretty gross, if you're going to kiss your going to mix spit anyway theres nothing weird about that. toilet thing is just beta. she probably thought you were too needy.
i fell for the 'qt depressed girls' meme
they only wanna fuck with a chad
>>37794968
Of course they do, they almost all suffer from lack of attention from their fathers and the only thing that can fill the void is an equally neglectful alpha male.
Just Passing by, and remember, THERE IS NO REAL FEMBOT
>>37794965
Nice cap op gave me a chuckle
>hi welcome to [store name] is there anything I can help you shop for ma'am?
>"Well what about a hello and good afternoon first ? And I've been here before I've heard your speech before. I know where the product is, I don't need your help"
>"If you have any questions don't be afraid to ask!you fucking bitch all I did was ask you if there was anything I could help you find Jesus fucking Christ [/spoiler,]
Anyway retail feels
>>37794935
>that pic
She's about to get BLACKED
So I had this dream about two brothers who were art teachers, and the students didn't know that one of teachers was actually a marionette of a corpse. The dream seemed super interesting until I gave it some thought then it seemed stupid. Anyone have a dream like this?
>step in Oracle Arena
>2Pac - California Love (Rusko Remix) starts playing