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How am I supposed to succeed? 2017-01-24 01:49:55 Post No.34372298
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How am I supposed to succeed? 2017-01-24 01:49:55 Post No.34372298
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How am I supposed to succeed?
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2017-01-24 01:49:55
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>bald
>low IQ
>colour deficiency
>poor vision
>lost my sense of smell
>5'10
>phimosis
>lazy eye
>dry skin
Are some of us born just to fail?
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>>34372298
>Bald
So are lots of people.
>Low IQ
Definitely not ideal, but at least you're not retarded.
>Color deficiency
Oh, well.
>Poor vision
That does suck, especially depending on how bad it is. Can you still drive?
>5'10
You mean literally almost average height, putting you above about 50% of people?
>Phimosis
That's treatable, isn't it?
>Lazy eye
That's too bad, but it's not the end of the world.
>Dry skin
At least you're not a harlequin baby.
Sounds like you're just looking for shit to bitch about, honestly.
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at least you don't have a unibrow so stop whining
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>>34372376
>Oh you're leg is broken? Be glad you have a leg!
That's what you sound like now. Moany little self-righteous bitch who will whine the most when something happens to you.
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So I finally did it. I talked to that shy girl in class today.
She smiled.
What the hell do I do now?
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You get off my board, that's what you do
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>>34372232
>What the hell do I do now?
cum on her
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>>34372232
Ask her out after a couple more conversations.
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Oh my, wagie! Would you look at the clock? It's almost 9 PM!
You really should get some sleep, you've got a big day tomorrow! Are you all prepared for the presentation with Mr. Shekelstein and Dr. Goyimberg? Either way, we're so proud of you wagie!
Oh, me? Oh don't worry about me, wagie. I'll probably stay up until 4 AM at which time I'll pass out in an ounce of my own semen.
Please don't make too much noise when you leave in the morning. I like to get my beauty sleep :)
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>>34372207
I thought it was Mr. Nosenburg
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>>34372207
These threads make me so fucking angry. Fuck you, you worthless parasite.
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>>34372207
>the poor old wagecuck goes to bed
>the superior NEET gets off to 2D head
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People tell my I have a school shooter vibe, how do I get rid off it?
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You can't as long as you remain that socially awkward virgin with no chin.
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Shoot the people who say you give off that vibe
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNk5RFleNi8&t
test
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Any of you have Elementary Statistics: A Brief Version 7th edition? I need a few pages, but I'm too poor to buy the overpriced jew book. I searched all over the internet and can't find it.
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well now i have the front cover
do you want that
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Get a proper probability theory textbook you brainlet faggot
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>>34372218
The class requires this exact book.
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>tfw busting a nut while high as fuck
lads listen well, don't deprive yourself of this sweet bliss, feels better than fucking some harlot. Smoke up, edge, and experience the truth.
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>>34372153
how do you edge?
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>>34372227
Weed is a dick tranq, so open up a bunch of tabs of your degenshit, and fap away, you won't cum until the big finale, but you will be leaking precum like a bitch.
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>>34372379
ill try that one day...
without weed do you just slow down when you feel near?
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Who /smelly dick/ here. 2017-01-24 01:40:17 Post No.34372054
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Who /smelly dick/ here. 2017-01-24 01:40:17 Post No.34372054
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>don't wash for a couple of days
>still jerk off
>pee pee smells rancid
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>couple days
if it doesn't feel like your pulling the back gel off a gift card when you pull your foreskin back then don't talk to me normie
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>>34372729
>having a foreskin
2normie4me
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>>34372772
i'm pretty sure being cut makes you more normie
>have fun with your numb dick lel
>gf tries to get me to resolve the issues that she has with her ex
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>she still has contact with ex
Why are you letting yourself be cucked?
Leave the whore.
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>>34372036
don't do it OP, stay strong
original
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>>34372036
cut loose the parasite, brother
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>don't need to be tens of thousands of dollars in debt due to student loans
>don't need to waste 80 hours a week on school
>don't need to take irrelevant classes
>can focus on my life, job and hobbies
who else not a /collegecuck/ here?
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and yet, you waste it all on 4chan and anime
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>>34372022
>Went to college
>Have more resources at my disposal
>Did a ton of networking
>Have a resume with experience and skills I've learned
>Worked through college, have no debt
>Used uni projects in my portfolio on top of that
Your turn.
Tell me how I'm wrong
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>>34372053
wowee collegecuck you sure got me there!
>he thinks I don't limit my time on 4chan or any other websites
Shouldn't you be doing that report for Mr. Teacher?
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That's a good girl, drink up your estrogen-shake for daddy.
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>tfw daddy bf saw this and said it was us
uwu just took my estrogen shot today too.
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>>34371996
Can we post tranny wojacks and pepes?
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>>34372899
I edited this one to make it more accurate to the experience
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>reading article on someone's depression
>author is a woman
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>>34371950
>reading articles on anxiety
>author is a woman
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>>34371950
explain? fh
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>>34373050
The only thing women could be depressed or have anxiety about is when the next time they are going to receive Chad's or Tyrone's cock since that's all they care about.
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spitz some Robot barz anons
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>>34371921
Aight man lemme freestyle up in this bitch...
Ey....ey yo.....ey, ey, ey ey, yo, shit is comin mane....real soon imma put yo ass to shame, some fuckers said it aint okay,
to make fun of retard with underdeveloped brain,
too late now homeboy, the station is way behind, we already sitting on the train, cant you tell? Are you fucking blind, deaf, retard with no sense of smell? Cant you hear the rhymes, coming at ya, splash ya? I did this shit hundred times, still waiting for u to learn how to read between the lines, yo shit is lame like yo grandpa wrote it, we in the jungle now boy, nobody gives a fuck who you voted, there are no guidelines around here, you have to think for yourself or disappear, your lifeless body, becomin bloated, you gotta self-help, hear?
Meh im too tired to think now, thread is dead anyway
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>>34371921
IN MY ROOM I SIT
KNEE DEEP IN SHIT
I DON'T NEED
I DON'T NEED
BECAUSE WHO CARES ABOUT PERSONAL HYGIENE
WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A GF WHO WILL FUCK YOU AND MAKE A SCENE
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>>34371921
>Touch my meaty pp
>It dongles 'tween my legs
>Swing it o'er my shoulder
>Sweet teriyaki glazed
>I wanna touch yo pp
>Wit my swiddly-twiddly hands
>I'll be yo crusty baby
>If you be my beefy man
>I'm dat deadbeat deadmeat baby
>That slides into yo dreams
>I lay down right besides yo mom
>And make that bitch vaj cream
>Slather me in bacon fat
>And precum frum ur dong
>I'll make you go bizonkers
>for my meatty baby schlong
>Don'tchu never forget me
>I'm the dream you been waiting for
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Hey Guise, Should I Become a Middle School Teacher? 2017-01-24 01:33:33 Post No.34371919
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Hey Guise, Should I Become a Middle School Teacher?
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I already got in to the pre credential program doing the pre-reqs, and i was supposed to start today. i can delay this one more week.
Part of my reservations are I have been waiting to hear back from a job I interviewed for in December that I was supposed to hear back from by now, but they are going through an ownership change and cant hire yet. No guarantee I get the job, when the guy responded he didn't say "hey, it's yours, but we can't hire yet."
I also would rather not be a teacher, but it does seem rather comfy with summers off and all and I do love me some sound of my own voice.
Other reservations are that high school girls are hot and by subbing for a minute here I know they think im hot as. This could create issues...
So if I go down this path I would teach middle school, and hopefully PE cuz i love sports. Secondary choice would be a social science. And hopefully at a private school because of political beliefs and public school is kinda shitty for a variety of reasons I won't go in to.
It does not seem fair to the children if their teacher doesn't really want to be a teacher.
On the other hand, fuck them; this is my life and i really need to just pick something at this point. They don't want to be there and are forced to and I don't want to be there either. Plus most jobs i see look terrible and I'm not qualified and my job history is so fuck sketch i may have fucked myself out of a decent chance anyway.
That's all I have to say. Tell me what the fuck I should do with my life.
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I was a substitute for a bit, and middle-school was the fucking worst. I'd much rather teach elementary or high school. Middle school is the worst.
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middle school and up is shit
if you teach go elementary
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>>34371919
>available career
>attractive
>"loves sports"
take it to /b/ chad
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If you could rename yourself, what name would you pick?
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>>34371909
Pepe, obviously.
originuloa
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I would change it to Benjamin
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>>34371909
Eric
Fuck John
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>working out at the gym
>hitting my triceps
>Chad walks in
>starts "working" out near me
>this mostly includes talking loudly on his phone being oblivious to everyone else around him in between some half-repped curls
>Stacy walks in about 20 minutes later
>starts hitting the squat rack near us
>passes Chad several times on her way to the water fountain and back to the squat rack
>Chad keeps secretly eyeing her every time she walks past
>she doesn't really acknowledge him so they clearly don't know each other
>one time when she walks by he follows her to the water fountain
>loudly and casually says "What's new?!"
>she's slightly confused but obviously into him
>he tells her he keeps seeing her around the gym
>then starts asking about her work associating it with time she's usually at the gym everyday
>suddenly they're chatting like they're best friends
>after several minutes of conversation he releases her and gets back to his workout
>next time he sees her he will easily strike a conversation with her again and get her number
>then he'll take her to his fuckshack and bang her brains out
>he'll toss her out like a used cumrag and move on to his next slab of meat
I fucking hate Chad. Why won't he just die?
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>>34371880
Don't worry their lives are just as empty as yoursheh
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You worded this story in such a way that makes it obvious you know how to address your own grievances with this issue.
pls take this shit elsewhere. It's time for r9k to get back to being about creative thread concepts and conversations. Stop the pity party.
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>>34371880
Chads are bunch of faggots, being a virgin before marriage is the way to go.