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Just saw this.What do you guys think about it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mmWYdonr3Y

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Anyone else so addicted to porn that they now fap to traps and crossdressers?

How do I make this go away. I want to fap to girls again but it just isn't as taboo and exciting

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Your worst feel sad man?

I'll start

>dating a cute girl
>eventually hook up
>fell in love with her
>she shares a lot of tumblrish shit on facebook
>didn't mind because it was harmless
>i got to know she shared it without even looking if she posted it or not
>she dies in a car accident
>i still have some friends who share tumblrish shit
>i still check to see if it was her who shared it
>remember her
>almost start to cry

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I THINK MY MUM WANTS TO EAT MY CUM!

I think my mum wants to eat my cum
She stares at my balls and she says yum yum

When she tidies my room she goes straight to the bin
She looks for used tissues soaked in my sin

When i masturbate in my room "dont come in!" I plead
But she runs in with her mouth open thirsting for seed

She sucks daddys cock just for the jizz
But the sperm she desires is certainly not his

Mummys deenz smell like under her skirt
She gives me them for dinner and i give her my blert

So I write to you this poem and
I suggest you give thought
That when one day youre wanking and then you get caught
Say to your mother "it tastes good try it mum!"
Maybe your mum too will enjoy eating your cum!

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>the vidya, anime, drugs and food stop numbing you to the pain of the real world.

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>what positions have you done

>what positions do you want to try

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listen my 'murican cucks, i am coming to USA---my green card just came through and i am officialy an american citizen.

sure, you guys may say, "you are not welcome" or "dont come here" but that wont affect my decision

after all, my day to day life remains the same whether i am welcome or not, as i am within my legal boundaries.

the best part is all you white cucks will be able to say to my face is, "sir would you like fries with that?"
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"but you will never be a part of our society", i hear.
i dont want to be a part of the society anyways, i am a loner and like to stay away from people/

i will be taking full benefits of your facilities, i will rape your women, and shit in the streets that your grandpa gave his worthless life for

top kek mate hahaha

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Anybody else here have this intense attraction to everything low, base, disgusting, vulgar, and retarded?

It's hard to explain.

It's just like everything that is commonly thought of as bad seems good to me, and I instinctively rebel against everything considered righteous.

I'm most at home in situations people consider bad.

At the scene of an accident, you'll see me readying the camera for a Youtube upload.

At funerals, I'm often seen with a broad smile on my face, taking in the vibes, making conversation. A complete contrast to my demeanor at, say, graduations, where I am sullen and withdrawn.

When I hear about mass shootings, I take the day off work, because I can't miss out on my favorite form of entertainment. I call them "me days." Just me rejoicing at the misfortune of others, and my own GREAT fortune in not being them.

My sex life is almost entirely perverted. I pretty much have all the fetishes: scat, piss, shit, ladyboy, dickgirl, hypnosis, castration, you name it.

Honestly, if you could come up with a symbol to represent me, it would be quite simply, a giant, stinking turd.

I'm the douchebag, the fuccboi, the creep, the pervert.

And here's the thing, robots:

EVEN I GET LAID!

*drops mic*

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Everything single bad thing that happens to you is the result of your failures of not being able to maintain a healthy mindset. If only you were looking at things from a brighter, positive point of you, everything would start going better for you.

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>getting into pairs for uni work
>i'm too awkward to get into a pair
>tutor assigns me with the only other person who can't get a partner
>she's a tranny
>both of us seem to appreciate that someone is genuinely talking to us
>a few weeks pass
>we need to put together a short presentation
>her computer is broken so she is using mine
>she runs into some material that isn't in english
>starts to type "tra..." into the url bar
>the suggestions list fills with shit like "(4) /lgbt/ - /mtfg/ transgirl general - Lesbian, Ga"
>and "FTM rides MTF transexual sex porn vide"
>without grabbing anything or otherwise reacting i just calmly walk out of the room and catch the bus home
what do i do?
i'm thinking of dropping out of the class
do you think she left my computer in the room if i go back after hours?

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I BURNED MY FUCKING QUESADILLA

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Why aren't you making 80k a year by pandering to poltards through slightly above mediocre insights?

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Do you guys think forcing us to go outside, maybe a park or a mall, would help us? no interacting, just sitting somewhere and watch the occasional ass and tits passing.
I thought about dropping the internet as a whole and start living based on going outside to meet our biological social needs and single player videogames, also to escape all these failed normies which invaded us and not wanting to kill myself trying to get to bed time.
I'm so fucking scared...will I die? Have you done this?
I know girls do this all the time, you just see them alone doing nothing or reading.

Normies please stay out of this thread, thanks.

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This is how roasties fool you
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4290448/Instagram-stars-post-revealing-pictures.html

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I know a fembot on discord for a few years. She's in a relationship with a robot and they're happy together. It gives me hope, but I know it will never happen to me since I live in a small village far from everything