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>>36321733
>Rainbow Gathering.

The fug is that? Dare I ask...

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>>36321946
>>36321946
Its not a gay thing anon, its a hippie orgy out in the woods.
Everyone is invited and no one gets turned away because they are not cool enough.
Chad has no advantage here.

a cute trap waifu asked me to so i might go

Is there a point you're trying to make?

>>36321727
>while i'm on 4chan, he's getting his cock sucked and getting an STD for free on coachella.

FTFY

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You're in love with Isabella.
Chad plows her at Coachella

>>36321712
>find the toughest person in the crowd
>kick his fucking ass
>rape

everyone will respect you and you wont have a fear of speaking in public

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>>36321712
you can try to read your speech outloud in front of a mirror, it sometimes helped me, also keep repeating to yourself that youll do well and you'll be alright, confidence really matters and can be able to push you forward

>>36321712
get drugged and don't memorize your speech because if you forget it in some moment you will go full autismo

>>36321676
LGTSS

>shall

>>36321676
>Implying a gun won't protect a child against an armed nigga.

Having the liberty to defend yourself by any means, including with assault rifles, is necessary for any freedom-loving society.
I'm not even American.

>be me
>be male
>be 16
>be in class with girl
>be autistic, don't say anything but expect her to say "oh you cute want to go out with me?" Nothing happens so
>be depressed

>>36321700
you didnt even try though

>>36321700
Holy shit you just described my entire life

>>36321649
Why not just buy it online. Part of the reason I love steam is because I no longer have to interact with kind of person you describe.

>>36321677

Lol. Mostly because of same day availability. It's for ps4

>>36321732
can't you download from the ps4 store or whatever?

>>36321597

Probably once

>>36321597
My mom tells me I'm normal but she's lying.

>>36321597
Few time in omegle, because i'm not that ugly

sometimes its easier just not to try

think about it, almost everyone talks to a female employee if you are that one guy who doesn't say anything she will remember that

it is.

actively trying to look for a girl is exhausting, demoralizing and honestly does take away a lot of the magic in finding love.

Just focus on yourself and if you find someone along the way where you just connect pursue that.

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>>36321520
I would have to change basically everything about myself to have a shot at finding a gf.

>Lose a ton of weight
>Gain it all back in muscle
>Fix my skin
>Buy a whole new wardrobe not picked out by my mom
>Go back to college for something practical
>Get a decent-paying job
>Move out and become independent
>Make IRL friends
>Become able to talk to girls
>Become confident and charmind and assertive and dominant
>Endure years of rejection, creating countless embarrassing memories which keep me awake night after night

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niggers gonna nig nig nig

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>>36321508
Thanks for ruining my fucking day.

Dumb thread OP. It's just a old guy trying to make it in the hood. Delete this

>>36321422
I am sort of a masochist, but really only for emotional stuff. I like feeling things. I don't mind physical pain but it doesn't necessarily turn me on.

>>36321458
I'm all for emotional and physical stuff myself <3

not enough straight masochists in the world, sigh

>>36321356
>vaping
Just smoke weed you mongoloid

>>36321374
it always makes me fall asleep

>>36321383
lol it's probably indica, get sativa or hybrid

The woman who birthed you

>>36321250
Never seen one , but I'd love a dolphin lady.

Almost any but hellhound is my favorite

7x4.8 here, I will never satisfy a woman

>>36321242
>tfw low girth dick but MASSIVE balls

idek

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>>36321334
Nigga I'm a little over 5 long and 4 around.

More to life than sex.

the things I want in life aren't women

>>36321411
Sex literally is what life is all about.

>>36321052
die grandpa die

Post proofs oldfag

>>36321052
Are you an ultra wizard?