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"Son, did you just tell me you QUIT your job?!"

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>>38127738
"Champ, I know of a place downtown that's hiring -- and you're going to speak with the manager about it and shake his hand. And I won't take no for an answer."

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>>38127738
Do a livestream of it dude. Become one with history.

I masturbate and Play Pokemon Go. But I have an unusual constitution.

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>>38127668
NEET right now but I hated how I spend my time more while I was working. working made me feel like I was rotting away just standing around at work while people treated me like a child

When I was NEET, I'd go for lots of walks, hang out where there were people to peoplewatch (like malls), explore my local area, do projects around the house, call friends in the evening, and learn things on youtube.

I will be NEET again soon, and this time, I'm going to start a business of some sort to boost my NEETbux income.

I'll prop me cock in her cunt aye

no that sounds boring

>>38127599
>Would you ever agree
No.

>>38127580
she sounds like a faggot op

That's wonderful to hear! Get well soon! R9k is a shit hole. >>>/adv/

you're free, anon. thank your mommy and hug her tight.

>>38127566
Nobody on this entire fucking website is even close to being a below-average romantic partner. They don't even love themselves. This is the last place I'd post if I were you. They're trash.

>>38127566
Nobody on 4chan knows the meaning of love

They're IT geeks - they just love 2d manga and masturbate

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Ideal romantic partner is a chubbly-but-funny retard like Emily Youcis

>the absolute minimum you would want of a romantic partner for a relationship to be enjoyable/feasible.
I have no idea what this means.

Statistically, it does increase your earning potential, even if it is very high priced.

so, there's that.

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>>38127546
"Son, if I've learned anything, it's that no job's beneath anyone. I'll take you to look for one later today. You could benefit from a hard day's work. Remember to speak with the manager, maintain eye contact, and give him a firm handshake."

>>38127613
Start making tshirts my man. Baby boomers would buy that shit up until trump cuts their ssi

Alpha
It's a cue to women that you're in charge
That's why feminists hate it.

>>38127526
Alpha.

Betas, like you, are not gentlemen.

What do Arab princes do? They are more alpha than every user on this site combined.

>>38127422

Tell me what it is. I am rejected from all internet places. I thrive on obscurity, unpopular opinions and rallying around other irregulars to boost ourselves up. I don't want to be this way but my self awareness knows it's true.

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>>38127422
Well what is it? cmon,i need something to ignore

>>38127422
tell me anon. i will make your thread live.

>tfw no black trans gf to gib me the bbc

>>38127364
How about you just shove a rifle up your ass and empty the mag?

>>38127373
Is it possible for a BBC to be feminine? It seems not, even putting aside the size. BBC is so veiny and raunchy.

>>38127338
Grab the lotion and rub it for a while
I don't want her to get too many stretchmarks....

>>38127338
Aaah! Who let this gorilla in the house?! Im calling animal control!

As usual, turn 360 degrees and walk out.

He sounds like a judgmental and edgy faggot desu.

His music is awful. He made a song about being a nice guy then made a Twilight reference in that song.

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Hopsin is bad and you should feel bad for even mentioning his name.

>>38127241
>I'm not attracted to men at all unless it's a really feminine man
>i realized i was bi
Everything about your post screams 'retarded' and a bit of 'normie'. Please leave this board, and preferably this dimension entirely.

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>>38127320
>Everything about your post screams 'retarded' and a bit of 'normie'. Please leave this board, and preferably this dimension entirely.


huh, this is a guy and i'd totally fuck him (the one with the brazil shorts)

>>38127506
that one is a tranny now would fuck them now but not in that pic I actually find fem guys gross so it was really surprising to me that i fucking love trannies

>>38127241
been on dates with a Brazilian tranny and have had sex with 22 Trans women as of now

Don't care if people think i'm, bi or gay but i think they are wrong i think our curent language is limited in referance too trans attraction

anyhow not attracted to men fem or masc

but i have always liked fem and masculine women and i of course like trannies so...but also nto attracted to FTM becuase the male appearance is just not attractive to me, if i were actually bi/pan i would be into ftms and men too.

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No I was 12 and I'm 25 now. Ive been here most of my life


And I've enjoyed it

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Yeah, it was nice. Trying to be a normie, hanging out with some cuties and such, living in ignorant bliss. Now it's all lost. I'm all alone in my apartment, watching anime.

>>38127223
Same shit, except now that I discovered this place I understood that I'm not normal and that I was being delusional about it.

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>>38127215
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4657514/Jeremy-Meeks-kisses-billionaire-s-daughter-Chloe-Green.html

Chad always wins

> Be Op
> Neck Beard NEET will always have a scapegoat for life in chads.
> Never tries to self improve just devolve further away from mildly attractive to the human eye.
> Cry and wank to beta cuck porn on the regular.
> Tries to find friends in anti-social shit post autistic board.
> Fails to fit in even with social bottom feeders.

Masterbate to death. You can kill yourself by expelling to much jizz.

>boipucci
>Feminine penises
>Girl feet
>Smelly girl armpits
>Vaginas

>Drown in boipucci
>Rekt by feminine penis
>Girl feet intoxication
>Armpit suffocation
>Vagina poisoning

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>>38127178
Sure. Just have a peek at my digits.