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ITT: Things that make you hate being a robot. Pictures/videos/stories.
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https://youtu.be/LWhMV3DY3Cc
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No girl will ever be this playful with you as no girl will ever want to be that close with you.
Are there any spooky skeletons on /r9k/? 6'2 120 pounds here. Every day is suffering.
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I'm a fatbot. I'm going to bully and sit on you.
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I dont want to scare you or anything but there is a very high possibility that theres a skeleton hiding inside you RIGHT NOW
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>tfw the rest of the world wants to be thin
>Even if you eat like a pig you'll always be a skelly
It's not that bad. 178 cm and 54 kg here.
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I'm a virgin. How do I learn how to have sex so that my normie bf doesn't dump me because I'm shy and awkward?
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bump i neeeeed help
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>>39275115
You never practice having sex by yourself? Robots do this all the time.
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Have sex with guys off craigslist and tinder as practice for him.
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where can I find an asian tomboy gf?
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>>39275001
Be white
and nordic
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Thanks I want to fucking die now.
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>>39275016
>Nordic
It's pronounced snow nigger anon
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you have a girl who's 100% consenting & willing to be your slave. what do you do with her?
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I trade her to Stacey for a ONS
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>>39274934
normal slave things
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>>39274934
BENIS in BAGINA
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S in BAGINA
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When I smoke, I occasionally exhale through my nose. Does this make me cool?
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It just goes to show you can't be too careful.
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>>39274766
no idea but a girl started emulating me do it once, it was strange
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>>39274766
just stop man. smoking is bad for your lungs you silly 22yo hipster
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What will the world look like in 2027? 2017-08-24 09:30:27 Post No.39274486
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What will the world look like in 2027?
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I'm kinda scared bros.
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SAME AS IT EVER WASorig
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>>39274486
it will be the same but browner.
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>>39274486
the world has always been the same so why would it be any different in 10 years
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Why aren't you pursuing a goth gf anon?
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>>39274319
>Why aren't you pursuing a goth gf anon?
I am not pursuing anything
I just sit around watching anime all day
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Why aren't they pursuing me?
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>>39274319
Goth is deader than Bela Lugosi. Black-clad sadgirls haven't been much of a thing since the early 2000's Hot Topic-era of emo. There are a few real goths still around, but they're rare. I'd be limiting the fuck out of myself to limit my weird girlfriend to being a card-carrying goth chick.
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Send me back to the 2000s!
WHO IS WITH ME??
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>>39274153
But 2001 was when culture started to stagnate and 2007 was when normies really started to infiltrate and appropriate nerd culture and media.
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>>39274153
ya bb i liked that era, my child hood.
even though i was born in the 90's. most of my memorable childhood was in the 00's bb.
always thought it was cringe when a kid born in 98 would call him or her self a 90's bb. c'mon now.
but yeah gamecube and stupid videos.com and club penguin for days bb. oh yeah. albino black sheep and hillenburg era spongebob all day oh yeah.
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basically when the dawn of smartphones occurred
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>wake
>there's inexplicably a >heavenly smell
>open eyes
>Maisie is frantically squelching her squange mere centimetres from your nose
>she realises you woke
>she queefs so hard that it breaks your jaw
>runs from the room still sloshing her slot, giggling and moaning as she gets achingly close to glistening girlie gasm
>your only souvenir is the memory of the smell and the hint of labia-liquor lining your nostril
Could you die happy, having acquired intricate knowledge of the bouquet of fragrances and flavours emanating from the gash of a Goddess?
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>>39274064
>goddess
She looks like a fucking punched sandwich.
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Remember this girl is famous because she can pass for a man. Literally.
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>She queefs so hard that it breaks your jaw
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Why do some girls enjoy hurting boys?
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>im fit and muscular
>extremely beta
>gf used to do thai boxing
>likes to hit me because im ok with it and i usually don't fight back
>ask her why she does that
>"idunno i guess i have excess testosterone"
I don't really care, i enjoy being bullied by her because she does a lot for me and gets me chips sometimes
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>>39274014
Also my mom used to beat the shit out of me and her and my mom have a lot of similarities. So i guess there's that
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my guess is that it's directly related to something fucked up in their childhood (most cases)
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>be me having sex in my room as a teenager
>sister getting fucking railed upstairs at the same time
>Go to the fridge in my boxers to chug juice like Morty did fucking the sexbot
>sister is in the kitchen in her disgusting fucking panties chugging the juice straight out of the carton
>we actually take turns chugging the carton and exhaling loudly
>stare for like a second
>It's not hot like in hentai
>It's fucking disgusting and it crosses multiple lines
>hurried series of grunts and return to our respective rooms
>realize she probably had that dude's dick in her mouth and drank out of the goddamned carton
>don't talk for like a day
Imotou and lewd do not mix.
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>>39273938
now THIS is normalfag posting
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>>39273938
All four of you are degenerate.
You have to fuck your sister.
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>>39273963
This. It's uncomfortable because you let her fuck someone else.
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>be me 36 hours ago
>make a cry for help suicide attempt
>don't intend to die
>take a fuckload of paracetamol
>go to sleep
>wake up next morning after 7 hours sleep
>"great, nobody even noticed, what a waste of 60 panadols"
>later that day feel nauseas
>eyes are yellow
>feel extreme pain
>go to a and e
>tell them it's been almost 24 hours since i took the pills
>tfw it's too late for them to do anything and my organs will shut down over the next few days while i'm in extreme agony
If any robots wanna do a fake suicide attempt, I would not recommend paracetamol. it apparently works
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>>39273715
>in extreme agony
>writes a shitpost
czechs out
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>>39273715
Jesus christ you dumb fuck you're supposed to do research first
Are they at least giving you that good morphine before you die?
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>>39273715
I'm really sorry dude, i hope you get to do something fun the last moments.
You probably won't because life is shit.
I will try my best to remember you. Don't worry, i have a really good memory.
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Who has it easier, men or women? Elaborate.
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Single men have it the best.
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>>39273665
Men because they don't have to deal with menstruation, birth, or all the attention women have to face each and every day.
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>>39273665
Men by far
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used the right image this time lads haha
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>>39273579
I'm sIeepy.
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As Salam Allahkum oh my brother's. May Allah's light guide your path this day and bless each anon who posts in this, his thread.
In'sha Allah.
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Found this birthday card from my mum from two years ago or so. It made me cry.