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>>35518067
Kys my man . Orgino.

>>35518322
I want to ram my cock down that giraffe neck of hers. And watch her eyes budge out.

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>>35518067
Sorry, they are for bbc only

The white god era is over

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man it's like every time i start down the path of a new experience God pulls me out and then i'm back to being a lonely fuck

>>35518041
How do you originally deal with it

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>>35518077
like recently this girl in class that i had been looking at a week before complemented me, started saying hey to me in the halls and stuff. I didn't even know her name at the time. So it's spring break this week so friday I figured if I didn't want to let this slip away like i do for everything else I had to do something that day. So I asked for her snapchat, and she was blushing and stammering and stuff. So I was like "oh my sweet jesus I got one". Fast forward to snapping her, it's like this is a completely different person. It's like she's a stacy taking me for some kind of scrub. She's waiting an hour between responses (of course that means I also have to wait an hour, lest i look like a beta), and no progress at all has been made after three days

had to leave her on read after another "haha yeah" + pic of the wall. it's been 48 hours since

got my hopes up for that result...

>>35517882
>Go to Costa Coffee
>Ask for a starbucks special blend

SOMEBODY STOP ME

>go on /soc/
>Arrange a meetup thread
>Suddenly be hostile for no reason

Go on /int/
>Make post saying India will be a superpower

>>35517881
kill yourself, the gene pool doesn't deserve filth like you

You've still got a long way to go. Keep trying and you'll get there.

>>35517881

Vaporwave is not unironically good.
I would like people to stop forcing this idea.

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this

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>>35517705
>dubs does X
That just slides the board, though.

Here's something you may want to say:
"Fuck everyone in this Facebook group. I cannot believe that I've been a part of this CIA Nigger botnet for so fucking long. From this day forward, I will install TempleOS like the God that I am. From now on, I want you to refer to me with Terry/Davis pronouns, and respect my rights to drive over the CIA niggers and score one for the good guys"

"I'm such a sub-human that I go on a self pitying board on a chinese cartoon website to feel any kind of social interaction,On this board we discuss things such as pepe the frog vs wojak or even how normies (like all you) are destroying western civilisation and religion while fapping to a 2d underage anime girl but it's okay since it's only a cartoon :) , we also think that all women are whores which is true since it's scientifically proven"

Works if you're in your early teens. All else is pseudoscience.

>>35517708
Michael Caine has a droppy face because he didn't Mew. This is hard facts kiddo.

Now wake the fuck up and put your tongue on the roof of your mouth and stop mouthbreathing.

https://m.xhamster.com/movies/6385782/amwf_cens_-_dgg03_russian_amateur_1.html#

desu the closest we are to "male tumblr" is when someone post a "woman hate thread"

Most of the time it's just depressed dudes

>>35517716
no. most of the time it's racebait and gay threads.

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>>35517730
but this is not /b/, desu

Your probably just going to text your friends and give me occasional filthy looks

I'm going to teach you about the Jew and his cultural Marxism!

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You're getting barefoot and I'm smelling those filthy soles!

Enjoy your manic period hope it lasts.

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>>35517597
congrats man, you're offically a redditor

>>35517597
>Have u ever done any activities that boosted your confidence before?

Meth, but it wasn't good after a while.

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http://steamcommunity.com/id/TfwNoTomokoBf/

Butthurt edition

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Rates their own posts as high-quality edition

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>quality posting
>on r9k

It's an opportunity. Learn to throw and catch a ball. Or how to cook crack.

She shoulda brought home a father figure.
Oh well, she can't go back now.

>>35517457

Dude this is simple just go out of your way to make it seem like you want him to be your new dad.

He'l be gone before you know it.

>>35517407
Once you get a girlfriend you become much more desirable by girls

He probably has a 10 incher.

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>tfw he's probably fun to be around
>you're not
He's probably a turbo-normie though, absent of anything actually interesting or novel to say. Particularly if girls like him n

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>>35517329
Ewww rain
here's one better
>no qt socal gf to eat in-n-out and skateboard with

>>35517426
i bet you listen to odd future too

>>35517437
Nahhh man im all about that surf punk and beach goth

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>>35517325

>caring what stupid fucking normies think

Anon, you need to learn very early on that normies will make fun of you for e v e r y t h i n g. They will definitely make fun of you if you act like an ashamed little bitch about it. Never put any stock in their shitty opinions.

Yes. My friends however are used to it and I can play my casual alcoholism for jokes now.

>>35517351
thanks for the advice, honestly it was forced and i was nervous but i told them that i didn't care what they thought after seeing their reaction
i even called them normies to their faces
do i get good boy points?

>>35517356
it's not alcoholism at all for me desu, i just told them that i never go out so i drink at home to have some fun while messing with people on the internet
is that somehow worse?

ITT: Satan guide my cock

Rape is wrong. Don't do it.

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fuck her crab hole