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https://soundcloud.com/namaenashi/its-complicated

I make so many little songs but I never really complete them

>>38634213
Hey that's really good. What kind of music do you like? Sounded like merchandise or tame impala but more proggy and post rocky. Hope you put out some tunes to buy one day

>>38634213

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MTSuyk4YH7

I did piano lessons as a kid, took me 3-4 months to get to grade 2, I don't know any decent online tutorials but if you can practice 1-2 hours daily every day you can probably do the same.

>>38634669
I'd be happy getting to grade 2-3, if I can get that far on my own I may as well continue.

What's the difficulty curve like between grades?

Not OP, but what's a good first instrument for a total beginner?

I'm thinking of picking up a harmonica since they're dirt cheap and therefore a low-cost investment into determining whether I enjoy playing music.

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>>38634158
>9/10 facial aesthetics.
Sure thing anon. Sure thing.

>tfw not sure if handsome

I've had girls come up and ask ME out in the past, so I can't be too grotesque can I?
Especially now since I've lost weight and look more masculine than before.
I'm way too insecure/paranoid to post my face online for others to see though.

>>38634158
>lighting a cigar with a non-butane gas lighter
What a pleb

Escorts on backpage.

>>38634173
too expensive short term

>>38634138
Be a con artist and pick up women around 30+ years of age, just tell her a story about your workplace (the bigger the lie the more eager they are to eat it), just look the part with suit and some accessories (rip off watch, fake gold ring, nice shoes etc) they will think that letting you bang them will make you want to marry them, use that against them (don't feel bad these whores have been slutting away for years, it's nothing new to them to be pumped and dumped)
Take them to some decent hotel room (have some excuse why you can't go to your place) examples
>You're on a business trip from another city
>You have guests staying at your place
>The house is being gassed for ants / roaches etc pests
Just make up something that prevents you from being able to show your house to her, get some decent quality wine to the hotel room (not the cheapest swill that is a dead giveaway that you're a deadbeat, ask some wine snobs for good wines, check the price tags for something affordable and then parrot what the wine snob told you of the wine when you serve it to her)
>"I have this great white wine, my friend recommended it to me, it has a really nice after taste"
Explain to her why you think that wine is your choice, you like the country of origin, "Italians make the best wine" etc bullshit
Keep up the act till she is dripping wet with anticipation and then just give her a flirty smile and if she responds well to it lean in for a kiss, don't seem too eager, you're supposed to be a successful business man that has loads of admirers, this is nothing new to you, you're in control
Do the deed, keep her around in your phone as a fuck buddy, just string her along shes done the same to dozens of guys in her prime years, if you're not in the mood to fuck her just say you're busy with work and make excuses
Women are born with this ability innately, just make them eat their own medicine and use them to your hearts content, they'd do the same in a heartbeat

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>>38634007
Icyhot tends to work for me

>>38634069
You're a sick fuck

>>38634007
It's easier than you'd think, just try. I wouldn't though, the itching is hellish.

>>38634007
i just trim 'em
not worth the effort/10

>>38633991
>https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/pennsylvania/articles/2017-04-15/drug-tests-complicate-hiring-for-companies
>https://www.fredericknewspost.com/news/economy_and_business/here-s-why-yellen-s-fed-cares-about-america-s/article_519348ca-23be-5176-8563-fe3c0ba90581.html
>http://theweek.com/speedreads/714140/drug-testing-big-drag-american-manufacturing
>https://nytimes.com/2017/07/24/business/economy/drug-test-labor-hiring.html?referer=https://www.google.com/
>>hurr hurr trump will bring back jobs for redneck weed smoking whites despite how they're too high to handle a job
>The jobs are there but the whites aren't taking them.
>Whites don't want jobs.
>>>/pol/

I smoke weed every day before going into work

I don't see why companies make such a big deal out of it's employees smoking weed.

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They need a safe space, but here you are posting this here instead of /pol/ because you know there's a lot of blacks on this board.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

> not jerking it to solely fake pov and solo videos

Why do you enjoy watching another man's penis?

>>38634454
This.

If there is a male in the video, you are gay.

>>38634497
luckily i only watch tranny porn

>>38633975
This post is so retarded it's fascinating...

>>38633994
Nice job describing your own post lad

I love the idea of living under robot caretakers.

I think you just described most people's typical experience with hookers

Next time spend more on a high quality escort.

Go see a sex worker to trash pussy, not for the emotional bonding experience.

>>38633963

Boy do you know where you are?
Of course no girl has ever liked any of us back.
You must be new to /r9k/

Erectile dysfunction.
I didn't deserve it anyways. I lied and faked my way through it, PUA style. They would've realized eventually.

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>>38633963
Met through a friend. We genuinely enjoyed each other's company but time and distance fucked us over, plus I'm autistic as fuck and don't understand boundaries.

I like looking through the text logs sometimes.

>kill all male virgins
good luck creating the next generation when all baby boys are slaughtered.

>>38633980
OBVIOUSLY we can just use semen banks. Men are obsolete when we already have their seed frozen and ready for use.

Face it, you're past your time and you're no longer needed.

>>38633957
>tripfag on /g/ makes a wojack edit to resemble himself
>someone else gets a hold of it and tweaks it slightly to make it look like a female
Really confuses me

>>38633949
>recently he has been receiving death threats from leftists, what do i do?
tell him to find the nearest gender clinic and repent for his sins by wiping the influence of his straight white male existence through transitioning to female and educating himself on intersectional feminist literature

either that or just tell him to stop being a faggot

>>38634002
this is serious, he has low functioning autism and is very scared, he has been crying nonstop since yesterday

>>38633949
Keep him off the internet and force him to stop being an autistic fuckboi

>>38633935
>nobody will ever know the context of this post

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>>38634009
LIMA BRAVO NOVEMBER LIMA BRAVO NOVEMBER LIMA BRAVO NOVEMBER LIMA BRAVO NOVEMBER LIMA BRAVO NOVEMBER LIMA BRAVO NOVEMBER LIMA BRAVO NOVEMBER

>>38633935

bel meme

I own seven pieces or pairs of everything, expect pants.

I own 6 pairs of medium boxers and 12 pairs of large boxers from when I was fat. The generic kind you buy in multi-packs, because let's face it I got no one to impress with my undergarment choices.

Only 3 and I'm wearing my last "clean" one. I have to shower and do laundry today so that means I have to free ball in jeans.

>>38633916
Leather's probably cheaper, plus steel's gonna get uncomfortable as fuck after a while.

>>38633926
He likes to tank though, and that's the point that I tried bringing up when he kept repeating 'steel' over and over.

>>38633916
You are one ugly fuck