Just give me two all beef patties, cheese, lettuce onion pickle, special sauce on a sesame seed bun..... ya big dummy!
how many should i mark you down for?
>>36271829
is t-this real
>>36271829
5 for lunch, then 5 for dinner.
>tfw you forget what its like to feel shame
>tfw you can masturbate to anything and feel completely normal afterwards
>tfw ambition is a foreign concept
We arent even human at this point
>>36271686
It would be so mutch easyer if robots just started looking world from a diffrent perspective,to start over,don't overthink,just study behaviour of other beta and alpha guys and slightly modify that with your own style.
>It worked for me bitches
>After 4 years of xanax overdosing finally a "Normal" parson
>Fuck /r9k/
>>36272217
Hey Parson,fuck off
Legit thread desu such is life as a sub8 male
>fembot in charge of movie night
>she plays Detroit Metal City, The Goonies, Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Blade Runner, Deadpool, Coraline, or some musical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tGgdcwemcM
I'd make us watch Bob the Butler
I want to cum on Anzu's make-up caked face and call her a dirty roach whore.
>>36271576
i don't see where the issue is here
What's for dinner robots 04/14
post your other pictures too
>>36271549
Bruh what's that near the rice, cheese?
>>36271606
Refried beans with cheese
>>36271575
What other pics?
>finally get an online date
>forget her name 10 minutes into date
>we go unto second date, don't bring it up
>we are set up for a third date
HELP
Man im done with this board
>>36271514
Arrange it so that someone you know will be there at the same time as your date. Then they can come introduce themselves and you'll get her name.
Seinfeld solved your problem 20 years ago.
ask her to spell her name out if you add her in your phone or something
Whats a good career for a decent looking, but socially awkward manlet?
>>36271423
how tall are you exactly and which country do you live ?
In some countries height is not that much of an issue career wise.
>>36271488
5'7 United States. California to be specific.
get MBA
>be 20
>studying photography and video 3k km away from home
>no friends there
>not getting out of room
>almost failing second year don't know yet
>did once a Iq test turned out 93 (i was tired and kinda angry)
>afraid to take it again
>self esteem was absolute shit, not is even shittier
>i feel like im the dumbest human being alive
>i constantly ask myself how will i provide even for myself
>i dont find an answer
>chasing enlightment
>for 1 year making progress, shit nigger starts to ACTUALLY feel good and actually start feeling as the teachers describe
>come home for holiday
>constantly angry because i argue with my mother
>she wants the best for me but doesnt know what to say anymore
>i spam her with "i wanna chase my dream/what do i die for" meme
>i dont even have a dream
>because anger i feel like i lost everything from the enlightment process
>i actually feel like i lost all the progress
>literally
>this almost drives me insane
>feel like i have no purpose
I am beatten. I feel like someone has been beating me with a baseball bat for 20 years continuously. I keep waiting for that sunny day after the storm. I keep waiting man but nothing. I spend my time in despair. What the fuck do ? WHAT DO MAN?....:<
Yea you sound like a photography major
Completely impractical and not prepared for the real world
Take some LSD, pussy
You seem like you're very, very self aware. Use it to your advantage man. HELP YOURSELF. Think about yourself for once. You're going through a normal part of growing up. And yes, people who are in college are still MATURING. This is never, ever mentioned. But it's absolutely true.
Maybe get into reading. It will help you be focused. Get your schoolwork done and try very hard to not fail. If you do it's not the end of the world. It doesn't take great intelligence to finish college. It's being focused and working a lot. In general, being on top of your shit is what counts.
Try to realize the freedom you have right now and learn to enjoy it.
>tfw if i were to even get a gf she would always fantasize of bigger dicks when we fuck
That's why I do t date and just keep things casual. It's better for my mental health.
Get an asexual gf.
Probably as much as you'd keep fantasizing about girls with bigger breasts and smoother skins, innier vaginas and firmer butts, longer and lusher hair and plumper lips, etc.
Is it just me or does it look like Rebecka is porking up a bit? (Pics on the left from last year compared to those on the right from now).
Not that I'm complaining, but has anyone else noticed this? Has she been making too many eating videos?
>>36271320
yeah. I first started watching her because she looked remarkably like my ex, the only GF I ever had, but its cool since my ex is also porking up a bit.
Why do you care? This is exactly what is wrong with the western society and what makes young girls develop eating disorders and other mental health problems. You disgust me
>>36271398
How though? I'm more than keen to see her fatten up.
More to the point, when did white knights start moving in here?
R8 each others and pls no bullying
This is a comfy thread
>>36271298
>no bullying
shut up faggot
>>36271298
>tfw the pope calls out the next crusade
>mfw Richad Lioncock burnt more witches than me
>tfw no Holy Grail
>>36271381
>Stronghold Crusader
Praise the Lord my Brother
I wish I had friends who shared my music interests.
>tfw lamb of god is your band of choice
>>36271279
You screwed up, Rages best album is Evil Empire
>>36271279
I had friends in school and college but none of them shared my music taste. There was one kid who was only into like "babby's first indie music" like Radiohead, another kid who didn't listen to any music until he was like 17 and then only got into dad rock, etc. I could never really relate to any of them.
Hi /r9k/,
I am tired of making my family worry and feeling like I am missing out on living. Starting today, I am going to live the life I want and I am wondering if a robot wants to join me.My dream is to buy some property in the middle of nowhere and live quietly/cheaply. I want to live in a comfy snowy northern area. Possibly Alaska but moving outside of the US is possible too.
I am a 26-year-old female with little to no savings, no job, no education beyond high school and I have very little to offer much like many robots here. I am okay if your life is a mess basically and you are looking to start over.
I am thin/fit and active physically. I am at least 7/10 and not hard to look at. I have five years of experience in programming and ten years in farming/raising livestock. I enjoy privacy and being alone but I do not want to live alone due to the dangers of it. I'm okay with family and friends visiting, as long as I can meet them before they visit our property/home. I am willing to marry you if you need a visa, as long as we can trust each other.
Basically, I am looking for a best friend who wants to build a life together in a remote location.
Please post your e-mail and I will contact anyone who is interested.
If both of our lives are a mess how do you propose acquiring said property?
>>36271154
So you're essentially looking for a nice catch on r9k.
here you go - [email protected]
So, have you ever see a repressed heterosexual?
Yeah, I saw one when I was shaving this morning right after my attempt to fap after already fapping.
Then after that I booted up SC2.
you joke but perhaps it is the happening of /r9k/ now with all the bots pretend at homo because tfw no chance of gf
>>36271445
The girl on the pic has a gf that was once her bf. She's really trying hard at the whole lesbian thing now.
So, there's at least two way of being a repressed heterosexual.
I need advice bros here it goes:
last night I got wasted as fuck and a guy sucked my dick and wanted to fuck me, I wasn't aroused and I didn't like it, now I'm fucking disgusted at myself for doing it and I don't know what to do
Tell your story and remind anons how easy it is to trick idiots into becoming "gay"
Laugh it off and continue not being a degenerate faggot, probably.
/thread
Stop repressing your sexuality, you're gay and you loved it, deal with it
When did you realize that the majority of the people on this board are normalfags with friends and girlfriends and social media and hobbies and stuff, and that they're just pretending?
How did it make you feel?
It was pretty depressing to learn that everyone here is just pretending to be a loser. I thought I was in good company.
How old are you? Eventually you will make it too, the only real 'robots' are under 20 and just haven't had enough time.
>>36271091
like i've had sex within the last 24 hours.
get off my board, you fuckin virgin. this board is for socially acclimated, non-faggots.
>>36271118
This is a damn lie. You literally don't know what you're talking about 25 btw.