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>>35503433
congrats anon
i don't understand murrica units, but i guess it's a lot

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>>35503497
As long as you can understand that he went from being a bigger number to a slightly less larger number and that's progress

God shit anon, keep it up

Hell yeah, anon, you're doing it!

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nick, kevin, howie, brian and Aj


not what?

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>>35503457
you wanna go?

Bear knuckle fuck him

bump for some discord stories

>>35503337
kill yourself autist
if you don't want people to join your discord then don't post it

>>35504608
>Kill yourself autist
stop projecting

>>35503334
>not beating it to the sound of her moans
disgraceful

>>35503334
Scream at the top of your lungs
First let a big autistic scream then moan
You will confuse the shit out of them

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>>35503334
he lost it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfYot1IsqCM

Same but it was Runescape for me. Grinding and progressing and exploring gave me a sense of comfort and satisfaction after a day of being treated like shit at school

I wasn't religious at all but sometimes at night I knelt in bed and prayed to God for friends

I also had serious mental issues from years of bullying to the point where I cried in the locker room in front of everyone and threatened to shoot up the school (even though there is no way I'd get a gun in my country) which got me a few years of private counseling.

Everything I ever did was wrong and dumb and that kind of makes me think these days that I can't do anything right. The only reason I haven't lost hope is that I was still a very good student despite all this and can get a good job after studies.

we all know that feel bro except RPG games were my thing not CS

That's literally any state.......

>>35503383
probably only metropolitan areas only

>>35503501
Definitely the southern states. OP with the dumbest advice ever though

>>35503193
I borrowed my brother's tie. It wasn't like anyone cared if you wore a tie or not.

The school uniform had clip-ons and they were dangerous

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>he doesn't even know how to tie a tie

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>promenade dance

>>35503179
>pic related for me
>4chan filename

Nice try

Good taste in waifus though, she's a top tier qt

I don't come here every day, but I probably would come less often with a gf.

I don't see it happening though, my place is a shithole and I'm moving far away soon. All the money I would have for dates is being poured into paying off my student debt as fast as I can so I can be free and clear of it, and I doubt anyone from where i live now will be willing/able to come with me to Boston.

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>>35503436
It's a well known actress senpai I wasn't claiming it was my gf...
>tfw she still looks pure
>>35503518
>paying a lot for dates
wew this is why neo-marxist grills are the best

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>>35503070
>used to unironically listen to MCR, dye my hair black/red, wear angry black clothes, and cut myself like a faggot

NO ONE MUST EVER KNOW

>>35503070

Remember the days when mcr was hated on as much as justin bieber, when they weren't even that bad?

>>35503181
There has never been anything like them ever. They mightve been lumped with terrible pop emo or metalcore on various stages of ther existence but their songwriting and ideas surpassed most rock bands of the era and in the entire modern history

>>35502918
We're not all degenerate sluts. Stop painting us with a broad brush, fag.

>tfw you're kind of a prude and haven't had sex in 3 years because of it

just kill me now desu

>>35503049
All homosexual's are I'm sorry to inform you.

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>>35503049

The vast majority are sluts, the rest are loner/hermit types or too ashamed to fuck around.

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless but not for long
The future is coming on
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless but not for long
The future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
Yeah, haha
Finally, someone let me out of my cage
Now time for me is nothing 'cause I'm counting no age
Now I couldn't be there
Now you shouldn't be scared
I'm good at repairs
And I'm under each snare
Intangible
Bet you didn't think so I command you to
Panoramic view
Look, I'll make it all manageable
Pick and choose
Sit and lose
All you different crews
Chicks and dudes
Who you think is really kickin' tunes?
Picture you gettin' down in a picture tube

Do you think you're better off alone
Do you think you're better off alone
Do you think you're better off alone
Do you think you're better off alone

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get so fuckin dark in here
come come fuck apart in here
i die in the process
you die in the process
kettle drum roll hard shit
fuck i said fucker dont start shit
come come fuck apart in here
i hover above you
life pulled out your mouth
i become you
opening of the mouth
unlawful possession
jellyfish in cold sweat deep end
hollow shell twitch disconnection
pupils swell
my entrance
hijacked no questions asked
stretch you on like latex mask
my sigils your epitaph
come come fuck apart in here i die
im not you
fear
you wear it well
mademoiselle
heres to your destiny
hysterics scream help
dont worry in a few youll all be somewhere else
prepare yourselves
freelance motherfucker
get so fuckin dark in here
come come fuck apart in here
i die in the process
you die in the process
kettle drum roll hard shit
fuck i said fucker dont start shit
emerald tablet apartment toxic
come come fuck apart in here

>500g of water is 0 calories
Stick to water, my friend :^)

eat bowls of sugar free shredded wheat cereal and add banana slices or walnuts

>>35502882
Steal cut oats are the only way to go my friend.

>>35502839
You fucking retard. On makeup websites it doesn't say it's for women, but everyone still knows that.

Oh fuck off, this board was bought back to cater for autists after we made it our home
Stop being entitled and go fucking kill yourself

>r9k has no topic

Then what's the difference between us and /b/?

This book is actually next in my list.
Already picked it up a few days ago.

>>35503585

May I see your list?

>>35502665
The first post-ironic book ever written tbqh. One of my all time favorites.

>>35502619
goodnight motherfucker!

>>35502619
Sleep well friend :)))))))))))))))

Sleep bigly!

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no no don't hit me and baby helper ! :'(((((