Earliest memory thread
>Family is moving houses in my home town
>Remember looking out the window at some dogs barking at me
>New house is only a block away
Apparently I was 2 when this happened
Next memory is of me getting in trouble for drawing on the walls
Is it weird that I cant remember events but can perfectly recreate rooms and completely remember roads and directions and shit? Like I can perfectly recreate the very first house I lived in and the whole neighborhood around it in my mind but I remember absolutely nothing that actually happened.
Why don't you just have sex ironically
I just want someone to dominate and degrade me god dammit
OPERATION PIXEL THREAD #3
There are also threads for this project on /bant/, /vp/, and /mlp/.
4chan is taking over this canvas.
Starting at coordinates 0,0 we will build a giant 4chan logo.
We need the help of ALL BOARDS to work together. Your mission:
>Place pixels to build the logo
>Defend the logo from attackers
We can do this if we all cooperate. We are the strongest army on this canvas.
Our enemies are:
>SDLG, a clan who seeks to paint the board with their red and black logo
>The Void, a vortex of pure black pixels
>Various Reddit boards who will place random pink and blue pixels on our logo in attempts to destroy it
This is every robots duty to fight for the glory of 4chan
>nekopara 3 comes out and i realize ive only read up to 1 and gotta catch up
>downloads a cracked version of nekopara 3 for later like i have with 1, 2 and 0
>nekoworks dont kill me
>weekend is comin up so ill just do an all nigher saturday and be tired af sunday but oh well
>saturday night comes
>hops off discord voice chat while everyone watches Boss Baby on rabbit
>opens up nekopara 2
> bout an hour or so in and Coconut starts calling Kashou Onii-chan
>drama starts up with Azuki, Kashou and Coconut
>first h scene with Coconut comes up and i start jacking off obviously
>certified minute man so i cum at the titjob
>looks over at the clock
>6 am might as well get some sleep
>doesnt close out of nekopara cause ill just jerk off again when i first wake up
>wakes up at around 11 am because sof mom yelling
>fuck u mom im tired
>goes back to sleep
>about 15 minutes later mom walks in pissed because its almost noon to her
>she sees nekopara 2 open on laptop along with neko hentai on tablet
>mom wakes me up straight faced and says get dressed
>gets dressed confused and a little pissy
>remembers were gonna go get new shoes cause mine are fucked with mud
>realizes that mom just saw a bunch of neko hentai by coming in my room
>probably gonna get yelled at rip me
>comes upstairs dressed and she doesnt seem mad anymore
>no one says anything to anyone until she gets her car keys
>"lets go" she says with a smile on her face
>happy to be let off the hook
>gets in the car feelin cool and mom puts on some of her music
>she pulls out of the driveway and starts jammin as she drives
>everythings cool until we get to where she stops
>looks out the window and realizes were at a pet store
>she orders to get out with her as she walks in
>confused as shit
>she walks over to the cat area of the store
>follows and she says to watch the cats
>theyre just layin around chillin
>she asks if this turns me on
Is it even possible to be happy with another man's leftovers?
why do girls care about acid attacks
just be yourself, take a shower, looks doesnt matter, remember?
Hard mode: it can't be Goebbels
I hate this fucking place so much
>WHY U NO HAVE THIS GF
>WHY YOU NO GET HORMOES
>WHY U NO LIFT
>Y U NO KILL URSELF
>Y U SO RASSIST
>Y U NO LIKE MEEE
>KEK THREAD HERE
>TRAP THREAD HERE
>Y U NO READ BIBLE IT WILL FIX ALL YOUR PROBLEMS
>Y U NO JOIN MILITARY
>Y U NO GET JOB
>Y U NOT NORMIE!?
>DON'T YOU KNOW YOU HAVE IT GOOD YOU GENETIC TRASH!!?
>Y U NO ROCKET SCIENTIST?!
>H-HEY LOOK AT THIS GIRL WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER!?!
holy fuck are you guys that stupid or just trolling either way you're all so contemptible
fuck this place
we all deserve the agony
Woah there OP, you seem to be very angry about it. Wanna "Trap & Chill"? We can discuss about the gift our Lord gave us called Traps. Maybe that could give you the motivation to search for a cute trap gf (male), if the bible doesn't solve your problem, I promise that living with a cute trap will OP.
You don't have to feel excluded Anon, we can do a "Three-People Trap & Chill" if that makes you feel better.
All robots are always welcome.
Except fembots because I don't think you can invite something that doesn't exist at all.
Did i fuck it up robots? I am really fucking confused. I just came home from my first date of my life.
>new girl comes to my workplace 1 week ago
>since our first meeting she was always smiling at me
>at 26 khv I gave up getting a gf, I never watched her more than a friend but we always have such good time
>yesterday we are talking on facebook, I have to go
>she tells me she would like to spend more time with me, and she asks me if I want to go out with her today
>never went anywhere with a girl alone but ok
>I google everything about what to do on a date
>It says that girls fucking love to talk about themselves
>I prepar questions and shit to talk about
>we meet in a bar
>we sit down and we order our drinks
>she is just sitting in silence
>I ask her many things, she just answers with yes and no
>she didn't even bother to interact me with anything
>I ask her if she wants to dance
>we drink up our drinks
>"sorry anon I will go, I thought you were more fun"
What the fuck was i supposed to do?
i fucking don't understand.
I want to literally kill myself
Wow. You really ham-handed that one, dingus
I don't know what to tell you. This bitch is ether very bipolar or you did something extreme that you are not aware off, or you are not telling us something. Ether way you need to move on and not obsess over some twat.
Post whatever song you're listening to.
bonus points if it's a song that makes you feel.
Will rimming be the next big thing?
>masturbated to huge titties since I was 12
>finally get gf at 19
>she's skelly and has no tits
>I was over at her place last night and we tried to fuck for the first time
>couldn't get hard because she didn't have tits
Where do I go from here?
Does nationality contribute to anyone else's depression? My country has been stepped on by almost everyone throughout history,it hasn't amounted to anything great,literally nobody in the 1st world tolerates us and it makes me ashamed to be part of it
I wish originoli malonie
It's ok, your country made Silent Hunter 3, which means you're at least better than Poland
Sunday ballbusting thread
Sitting with wives family for a big dinner, not much going on so come im and let me know what's on your mind and get some (you)s. I won't be posting pics cuz I have a shitty iPhone now so you can hide pictures by default