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SHE RESPONDED ROBOTS
WHAT I DO NOW
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>>38311930
>WHAT I DO NOW

Eat out a guy's ass
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>>38311930
Initiate mating protocol, anon
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>>38311930
Give up now. You've gone too far beyond the realm of feasibility. All that lies ahead is destruction if you stay on this path.

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anyone else feel demotivated and numb during the summer but alive during winter?

I've noticed this cycle repeating for years now. I always feel great during Winter and usually get something productive done during it (learn a new skill), but even though I much more free time over the summer, I just end up feeling like shit and getting nothing done. I no interest in escapism either, I feel too numb to enjoy it.
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I remember some anon said something about depression being worse during the summer because of energy or something
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>>38312117
I know suicide is a lot more common during the summer because people are more motivated but that's it.

But if what you're saying isn't that, then hmm, that's interesting.
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>>38311863
yes. just like normies get seasonal disorder robots the opposite, we thrive without the sun. normies like the sun and warm? we like the dark and cold. ask any doctor and some people just have a circadian rhythm tuned opposite of the solar cycle.

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Joey is a pedo. No wonder he does reviews in his car
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>>38311837
Umm... who?
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>>38311837
"she said she was 18! I swear!"
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>>38311837
>annoy or molest

what the fuck does that even mean? so If you annoy someone under the age of 18 your considered a pedophile? cali is cucked

also if you reviewing fast food, doing it in your car dosent make you a pedo. pic related does it all the time

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Which would you rather fuck /r9k/? Left or right?
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>>38311830
Right, easily. Right moves my penis while left is just pretty.
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>>38311830
I'm really not sure. I've never been remotely intimate with a female so I have no context for that, I'd like to try both fat pussies and skinny pussies.
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Even though she's chubs in the right pic, would probably still hit. Its not like she's unattractive. Left is my preference though.

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I know this has probably been brought up here before, but why do "normal" people like this shithead? He's unfunny and Reddit: The Youtube series. He screams and curses? Fuck, I can do that for the money he probably makes. He was kinda good in the beginning when he was just bullshitting about people he didn't like. Kinda like Eminem who bitched about pop stars all day and became one. "Le Orewa o chin chin gadaisuki nandayo" is spammed almost everywhere and it's getting horrible. I'm not even saying we should stop it, since I don't really think we can, I just don't understand how people can like him
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>>38311744
for the same reason normalniggers do all the other retarded things they do
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>>38311802
this seems like the type of thing where it's like "look at me looking at 'le deep interwebs!!!'" when it's a man screaming and rubbing shit on himself, it doesn't really seem like something normalniggers would do
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>>38311744
People thinking they're unique and quirky. "He's so meta, look how he makes fun of le normies and being super gross!". It's pathetic desu. They actually think liking h3h3 and filthyfrank is patrician taste.

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Gamergate destroyed /v/
Donald Trump destroyed /pol/

which 4chan board will be the victim of mass reddit immigration next?
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>>38311695
/v/ was always shit and /pol/ was always full of stormniggers
4chan was never good faggot no kys
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If Adam Lanza, Cho, Rodgers, and that mutt couldn't do it, I'm not sure anyone can
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I love Reddit. I get all of my news from that website.

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>Be 24
>Meet cute 9/10 girl
>I just want a romantic relationship, nothing too sexual
>She said she loves oral and anal, and that she has a tight pussy
>I pretend to like that sort of thing
>She's really kinky and wants to be choked and abused
>She won't leave me alone, and it's making her more in love with me.
>She says she wants to share me with other girls
>I just want her.

I don't know what to say? Should I break it off?
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>>38311627
drink bleach and find for yourself :)
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fake/10 try harder next time khv faggot
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>>38311627
humble brags like this are hilarious and infuriating

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Where should i kill myself? My basement? The bathroom? The canadian border?
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>>38311593
where ever the cops shoot you during your spree killing
i believe in you anon
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>>38311593
Do it right on the border between the US and Canada, that way the detectives who investigate your body will argue over who has claims to it and you'll finally have people who care about you
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>>38311778
Your the type of person that keeps me posting on 4chan

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How long would r9k last in World War II
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>>38311588
i'd last the whole war since they'd send me to some boring position behind the lines.
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>>38311588
They didn't let degenerates become soldiers.
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I would be soviet cannon fodder, rip me.

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It's no joke how AR (or more precisely Mixed Reality/MR) is secretly a hard at work disruptive technology that will take the world by storm right under millions of noses. What does this mean for the future for women becoming increasingly obsolete as this technology (combined with computer vision and eye tracking) come to fruition?

>Japanese cafe lets lonely customers get an augmented reality date with Hatsune Miku
https://wowjapan.asia/2017/07/japanese-cafe-lets-lonely-customers-get-an-augmented-reality-date-with-hatsune-miku/
>ARKIT Portals allow you to step into a shrouded area completely concealing you from all reality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIPfpGCxONQ
>Advanced Life Size Anime Character dancing with positional tracking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CHB-v-m9nM&index=1&list=PL31VnIQo65Xlcgheq_ngPAE71sHGdp7t5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBds_Y9buxY&t=1s

>check out this positional tracking. The model (overwatch's widow) stays in place and is extremely scary how accurate it is!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HY868Jskrc

Upcoming Technologies/ Tech to watch out for:

-Hydrogen RED phone (open for preorder)
-Magicleap - Mixed Reality Glasses rumored to come Q4 2017- Q1 2018
-ARkit Developer tool (apple)
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Is nobody on r9k not interested in this? This board really is dead.
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This and the waifubot threads are some of the best threads, I'll bump for you OP.
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this is pretty damn cool, for me tho itd have to be like hololens but in sunglasses form factor, the phone idea is cool but you need to hold the phone up for it to work, if i could wear a pair of glasses and have an AR AI that could converse like a human then id pay 2000-3000 at most for it

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Tl;DR:
>I used to work in a webdev position for one of the big name porno sites ask me anything. Not Blacked but trust me, its one of the big names

And let me tell you, many of these girls will offer to do these scenes for cut rates or even for free once they see the power of the BBC in person
Sure we covered travel expenses and put them up in a hotel, but for many of them it was about the ADVENTURE, novelty and thrill of an exotic sturdy BBC pleasing them in a way they have never been pleased before.
Had one girl come to do a girl on girl scene, but once she met one of our black males she actually pretty muched BEGGED to do a penetrative scene with him and we sstillp payed her our rate for a girl on girl scene(much lower), may such cases existed
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>webdev
>knows all of this

Smells like bullshit
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>>38311556
all niggers should go back to africa

original
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>>38311556

Not this pasta again.

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What is your current fap material? I like Cock hero vids and DPs with my favorite stars.
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I am currently enjoying Cock Hero 1 Hour Madness due to all the DP action
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>>38311513
Nothing. Currently a week into nofap. prior to nofap I only fapped 2 or three times a week, so I don't think it's going to be hard.
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On vacation OP, just fapping about the hot loli that was at the pool earlier

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Is there any possible way to convince a girl that you are not a creep after she already thinks so?

>last fall
>really desperate and depressed
>trying online dating
>meet qt metalhead girl
>she turns out to be really awesome
>lose my virginity to her and fall in love with her
>I start to get really clingy as she starts to back off a little bit
>I end up bugging her to the point of being blocked on all platforms
>even more desperate at this point since I had everything I wanted and then lost it
>go around the blocks multiple times, messaging her here and there
>it only makes her more angry, no matter what I say
>around the new year, finally give up, but find a gf a couple months later
>been with gf for 4 months now, but I just don't feel much of anything with her
>shes sweet, and nice to be around, but I am still so apathetic towards life
>whenever I look up or see the girl from before, I get an insane rush of adrenaline and anxiety
>saw her at a concert last month and started freaking out a little
>tried to say hello, and she ran off without saying anything

There is really no explanation as to why I even care about her any more. we only had a few short weeks of good times together, and after that was really ugly and nasty. yet she is the only thing in my life that I still get any sort of excitement thinking about. It is just so painful that she refuses to talk to me

I sometimes get myself coming up with some crazy schemes of trying to get close to someone she knows well, or even anonymous forms of harassment of some kind, but I usually stop myself before making things worse...
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Just cut your losses OP. It sounds like you did a number on her. And have consideration for your current girlfriend if she might be more invested than you are
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>>38311504
yes, get everyone else in her social group to think you're normal. she'll think whatever they think.

if you failed on a personal level, attack at the group level and she'll be powerless.
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>>38311504
seems like you're trying to rely on her for your own personal happiness. I might be wrong but that's the impression I get.

obviously, that comes off as needy. No one likes needyness.

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Just to let you guys know :(
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>>38311457
Piss in piss river comment
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Fuck off iphone poster. That falseflag is years old
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>>38311457
oh fuck off
this has been posted literally every summer for the last five years now and NOTHING has changed

so many new faggots from the /r/The_Donald and gamergate think that trapp shilling is anything new... kek

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WATCH ~ 00:15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwEssSfdfkk
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>>38311432

What is it with Musical.ly users and those stupid dance movies and camera shakes? Its like they're trying to make higher levels of autism seem cool.
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>>38311432
tumblr/reddit would like it better
llok, you're pretty and this is cool and all but i dont give a flying fuck about this
gl
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>>38311927
it worked. it seems super hot and super cool with this girl Kristen Hancher

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